You just hit the jackpot!

>You just hit the jackpot!

what did she mean by this?

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She likes to get creampied.

She's an attractive woman who wants to go on a date with him.

That's like winning a prize.

>"look at me jungle cat-"
>"-you have done well in securing yourself a hot redheaded slam piece for your spider dick"

That she can crush coals into diamonds with he cunt.

Parker had a gambleing problem

She's gonna jack him off while they smoke pot.

It was the sixties and she was called Mary Jane.

Wait what's the significance of her name

Mary Jane is a slang term for cannabis.

Kek are you a Jehova's witness?

She's got the winning lotto ticket in her pocket

I assumed he was just foreign. Or underageb&

like marijuana?

Ah I see thanks user
>If you don't know all the stupid weed slang you must be a prude.
I'm australian

I mean....thats been around for like 40 years dude.

I knew MJ was slang for weed before I was 10.

bitch thinks she's all that

>LE WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS XDD
I wish all Sup Forumstards were dead.

You know people can ask what somebody meant when they said something without it being a meme right

It's like claiming any statement about people being big or things being painful is baneposting

>>You just hit the jackpot!
>what did she mean by this?

She meant "You're lucky, because you get to have sex with me now, and I'm really hot"

right in front of her aunt?
wow, trashy

Stan thought that was how girls talked because he hadn't talked to a human being in 20 years.

Peter obviously hit the casinos before meeting her. She was just giving him a friendly reminder.

It's a kind of shoe.

She's basically saying

>You're a fucking nerd so you're lucky I'm letting you go balls deep in me.

people CAN but no one DOES

She means, and this is the actual, literal meaning of this phrase in this context, that her slot is paying out.

>I swear, misunderstanding a simple phrase is not a meme this time
Fuck off.

What did he mean by this

does MJ serve any purpose other than Peter's love interest/ball and chain?

you could perhaps try reading comics

She's a really big Tom Petty fan

youtube.com/watch?v=SMSZALOGF_M

does aunt may?

She wants his palpal bulbs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpal_bulb

Frankly that sounds anti weed to me.

She is conceited.

Says there they don't appear until the very end of spider puberty so she may have to wait a few months

Kekke

Its been around for decades and is referenced in countless mainstream songs, films, shows, comics, etc.

You're not so much a prude as you are living under a rock. Or underage, or foreign

...

fuck, this is criminally underrated, 10/10 post user.

Fuck you Quesada, I hope you fucking suffer and die.

LAUGH dude the joke is on you...quesada can't write or read, well i guess he can't

Stan Lee says the name was a coincidence apparently

>what did she mean by this?

This is what she meant. But Parker luck struck and the casino said it was a mechanical error and he ended up getting a voucher for a free meal.

Peter Park/Spiderman has always had a hard life.
This was the writer's way of saying "Let's cut him a break and have something good happen for once".

I could see this happening.

Probably the rock thing

As much as I disagree that op is memeing I find this image hilarious

Makes sense

So is this a constantine type deal does it all come crashing down

After reading Ultimate universe Spidey's comics, the guy deserves it. Fucking christ, his life was brutal.

Aunt May had been trying to set Peter up one of Aunt May's friends niece. He kept being told all the red flag terms about how she had a great personality and such. He eventually agrees to the blind date with the girl, and this is the scene where he actually meets her (Mary Jane) for the blind date.

>i'm the best, the champion, the undefeated; all lesser bitches step aside

what did she mean by this?

>MFW Kelly has Mephisto dropping hints in Spidey's ear in SM/DP

2016 = YEAR OF MEME MAGIC

TRUMP WILL MAKE MJ/PETER GREAT AGAIN

Face it. TIGER. You just hit the jackpot

His neighbour is an attractive girl, and he's a scrawny nerd.