Brit/pol/ - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Edition

>IMF completely exposed for there Euro and EU delusions
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/07/28/imf-admits-disastrous-love-affair-with-euro-apologises-for-the-i/

>Cat’s out of the bag as Treasury reveals Whitehall arrival Gladstone
standard.co.uk/news/uk/cat-s-out-of-the-bag-as-treasury-reveals-whitehall-arrival-gladstone-a3307456.html

>UK Police Launch Rainbow Patrol Car To ‘Fight Hate Crime’
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/28/uk-police-launch-rainbow-patrol-car-to-fight-hate-crime/

>High Court judge rules that Labour NEC was correct to allow Jeremy Corbyn on the leadership ballot.
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/28/jeremy-corbyn-fights-off-court-challenge-labour-leadership-ballot

>Merkel rules out migrant policy reversal after attacks
bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141

>Sky's Martin Brunt: "I Could Have Killed Them All"
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6n8IhAhjKQ

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>Boris Johnson's cat evicted from Number 10 after sneaking in when the door was open
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/boris-johnsons-cat-evicted-from-number-10-after-sneaking-in-when/

>Blairite Labour Party donor Michael Foster's legal challenge to Corbyn's right to be on leadership ballot
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/26/high-court-to-hear-legal-case-against-labour-leadership-ballot-decision-jeremy-corbyn

>Corbyn supporters consider legal challenge to NEC's voting limitations and suspension of Constituency Labour Parties. Petition:
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/an-open-letter-to-the-nec-from-labour-party-members

>Theresa May SHUTS DOWN £6.4m-per-year asylum centre
express.co.uk/news/uk/692958/Theresa-May-Government-6-4m-asylum-centre-shut-charities-Barnados

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nth for Mosley was right

youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ

>>Theresa May SHUTS DOWN £6.4m-per-year asylum centre
>express.co.uk/news/uk/692958/Theresa-May-Government-6-4m-asylum-centre-shut-charities-Barnados
Anyone else find themselves disagreeing with something they'd naturally agree with just because they hate leftists?

See:
Mental health
Welfare
The environment
Corporation tax

Welsh is a meme language. I'm convinced it's a national gaff to get people to believe that is a legitimate form of communication.

can you throw
youtube.com/watch?v=JwzYLEqjmxY
into the next op flipbro?

>tfw mentally ill
>tfw get attacked by both left and right

STOP CHEAP FOREIGN IMPORTS DESTROYING THE NORTHERN NEW THREAD MINES

Friendly reminder: America got cucked by us

youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-scQKL58I

youtube.com/watch?v=v5deoPFI-Ow

Can the next edition be about Ae?

Who's watched Avatar: The Last Airbender

I'm watching it at the moment and it gives me a good laugh every time they use the word bender

It is the language of the elves.

I'll be going out in a while, someone will bake the next

USK

Wtf why are they dressed in Grenadier Guard uniforms?

I hope some SJWs cried cultural appropriation for this.

Same. I'm probably not able to get my hands on a gun if I wanted to legally, either.

WE WUZ ELFENS N' SHIEET

>grockles

Lanfair for short, right?

Who /Corbyn/ here?

They're not specifically dressed as grenadier guards, it could be any guards regiment

>tfw no memes autistic and had the police called on me for domestic disturbance thrice
>don't even know two non family members to say I'm of sound mind

Because they want to be ruled by us.

I think they're dressed similarly to the Coldstream Regiment.

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what the feck guys its 4:20 am whats going on here

>apply for job
>please provide two personal references
>close form

>Tea with a little dob of clotted cream in it
Holy shit I thought I was the only one.

Those are Coldstream guard style uniforms, they're paired buttons not single

I'm assuming by the name they chose they're mimicking the Grenadiers. I can't make out the details.

Just heard a loud bang followed by 4/5 dull thuds lads, traffic noise has also increased... car crash or happening lads?

kek I know that feel, perma NEET here

Nah lad you're talking shit, do you even count buttons?

>american sports
>any atmosphere

>never apply for job
>live on disability benefit for the rest of my life

>Just heard a loud bang followed by 4/5 dull thuds lads, traffic noise has also increased... car crash or happening lads?
You're already dead m8, this is purgatory

Not really. I just said I think, because I think it was mentioned somewhere that their uniforms are donated by the Coldstream Regiment.

>traitorous scots won't even wear a plume

are there no depths to which they won't sink?

Sounds like it could just be a car crash to me. Hear them all the time because I work right by a hotspot. My heart sinks every time; I've seen some shit.

240 years later and redcoats still march on American soil.

I was taking the piss

All guards uniforms look the same unless you're an autist

Their uniform is paired buttons with red plume m8

Coldstream

I like your speech.
Try to get your hands not gesticulating around aimlessly all the time. Also don't wag around so much while speaking (it gets better in the second half).
When you give a talk you should always try to speak slowly. Watch your video with some distance and try to recognize that you talk very hastily. You want to say a lot so maybe it's not always possible to talk slowly. Then just take your time to make a few pauses (up to 4 seconds) at meaningful points in your talk. Giving structure to your speech is the most important thing.

Otherwise, good job. Keep it up.

BUT THE BUTTONS

THE BUTTONS

I'll be out for a while, lads!

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I just like guns and because my family has a history of clinical depression, I'm probably not gonna be able to get my hands on one. At least I'm allowed replicas, I guess.

listening to drunk people shout and stumble home

What's it like to be able to understand Hitler without dubbing or subtitles?

I think he fucked off. Unless he's a good lad and is lurking or anonymous.

Take care, lad.

STEALING MORE JOBS FROM BRITISH NEW THREAD CRAFTSMEN NO DOUBT!

Born to conquer

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Be sure to kill a few drug dealers while you're out

How would you kill yourself?

You know I often consider suicide, and when people say "do you consider suicide?" They mean do you have intention to kill yourself, I have zero intention to kill myself but I often consider how I'd do it painlessly and efficiently.

Maybe I'm just retarded, does anyone else who's not suicidal consider the logistics of killing themselves?

You could probably teach yourself to understand his speeches with a few weeks of studying, directly translating them, just build the specific lexicon

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Occasionally, purely for academic purposes.

I'd go with helium.

One of those fancy kill bags that just suffocate you painlessly, desu. I'm not gonna go register and buy a legal gun just to shoot myself desu. fookin' ridiculous.

I would think car crash but then a neighbours security light came on then immediately went off about 5 minutes after the bang

What the fuck are they?

Thanatos; death drive. It's been recognised and it's pretty normal.

At lest by the time you've jumped through all the hoops, you'd definitely want to kill yourself.

Pls dont help user kill himself lads

First for Marion

i think about it a lot but im too cowardly

If you breathe helium you suffocate yourself, but it fools your body into thinking it's air so you don't have the panic reflex or the general unpleasantness of suffocating.

I'm sure this shit is on /r9k/ every 5 minutes.

on to brighter subjects, what are your thoughts of your upcoming zika outbreak?

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/zika-uk-medics-admit-more-8521509

He has a very specific way of speaking. A bit funny and easy to mimic.
However, I'm not a Nazi; too socialist. Therefore I don't listen to his speeces too often. They interest me for historical reasons.

ah well. Missed him for 5 mins or something.
I usually keep threads open until they die, even if I'm not reading them anymore.

M A R I O N . L O V E S . B B C

basicallly a bag that you pump full of helium and wear over your head. autist death choice #1

and if I wanted to get one illegally it'd be much easier to just go down to chinatown

Maybe you should listen to Tony Blair

Things
Can
Only
Get
Better

If I was going to kill myself I'd lob me sen off a building. It would give me a good few seconds before I hit the ground to realise I shouldn't have done it and that I didn't want to die, which would be good because my past self, me now, would be smug because I know I will never genuinely want to kill myself.

I'm pretty mentally broken.

thank fuck I only spend time in two areas and around hardly any people.

What's the deal with Jim Davidson? I was watching Hell's Kitchen and everyone seems to hate him.

>tfw nearly 5am and hungry but don't wanna wake up my doggos

i shouldve restocked my sweety drawer

Socialist how? Nazism is inherently socialist.

If you mean internationalist then you shouldn't be that as a socialist. Immigration lowers domestic wages whixh makes life harder for them and it also deprives foreign countries of unskilled and especially skilled labour, making them worse overall.

Don't be a bourgeois, hail the Tsar.

I use to date this fat bird
Her tits where fucking massive
2 cups bigger than pic related she used to brag
Went to a Jim Davidson stand up
He spent the best part of an hour just commenting on her chest

Top lad tbqhwy

He means Hitler is too socialist for him.

Make yourself a sandwich.

that means I'd wake my puppers up though

I think he said some "racist" things.

DELET THIS

>tfw a johnny foreigners grammar is too acute for a native
I feel pretty fucking stupid.

Dogs are probably awake. They don't sleep like us so even if they aren't it won't hurt them, they just nap throughout the day.

Then tell them to fuck off.

Is there any English orators that you can think of that are similar?

I'd say Enoch Powell has a very specific way of speaking, but nowhere near as energetic, and Mosley I'd say seems to be more of a fluid build up to his climax

Is their a story behind why this place has such a long name Welsh bros? Or is it literally just because it does?

>ywn spend time out of your life giggling to yourself as you photoshop a politician's face onto interracial pornography

It's the welsh translation for the name underneath.
Welsh names, especially ones that are run on sentences, follow German in the sense that it all collects together.

>>ywn spend time out of your life giggling to yourself as you photoshop a politician's face onto interracial pornography

The long form of the name was invented for promotional purposes in the 1860s; with 58 characters it is the longest place name in Europe[citation needed] and the second longest official one-word place name in the world.

Why is the Yorkshire accent the best?
I remember I used to argue with my sister but my mum wouldn't let us swear so it always ended jp with one of use saying the other couldn't do something, couldn't of course being shortened to "cunt" in the dialect.
>it wa' my x
>no it wa'nt
>you cu'nt have it
>i could
>you cunt

RP is the only acceptable accent unless under exceptional circumstances

>Scottish: you're angry and shouting
>Northern: you wear a flat cap to work
>Scouse: you rob car stereos for a living
>London: you're a 60s gangster
>Welsh: you talking to a Scotsman about voting leave

Funny how the London accent has always sounded like a miscreant, especially today now Jafrican has taken over.

>Is there any English orators that you can think of that are similar?
No sorry. I'm not versed enough in British culture.
I can just tell you that, though Hitler is using Austrian-Bavarian words and is rolling the "r" very, very much as it is done in southern Germany, he doesn't really have a dialect and speaks a pretty neutral German.

He's a good orator though and his speeches are well written. He's using some (almost lyric) idioms and literary figures.

right. since i didn't have any food last night, i made some autist food. Nuggets/Mozzarella sticks.

>somerset: you're a farmer

>northern ireland: you're shooting a fellow christian whilst ireland and britain are conquered by muslims

What about Geordies? Complaining about the coal mines?

My ex was from Neidersachsen (spelling?) and she used to use the plastic sleeve from a cigarette packet over her two fingers and across her mouth to mimic him.

She also said she couldn't understand Bavarians, I think she used the Zwie/Zwoh pronouciation to describe it to me.

Interesting stuff though, my Germans patch but I'm trying to build up my 100 and soon my 1000 lexicon