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The Three Brothers edition

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anybody exited for christmas?

going to Sup Forums to post 'politics is just all one big assblast' if you find the post and link it here win.

anime

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fucking screaming

virus

i fucking hate christmas i just want to drink and do drugs and fuck and play video games and watch porn in every single second i have off work not sit around drinking beer making forced conversation for hours on end

Do people really watch sargon of a cuck? The guy abuses his son for fucks sake

Just doing me wrapping lads

then I'l have a beer andl watch a film I think - any ideas

>i just want to drink and do drugs and fuck and play video games and watch porn in every single second i have off work
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I prefer vids like this

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>i just want to drink and do drugs and fuck and play video games and watch porn in every single second i have off work
ah yes

anyone else drop out in their second year of sixth form because of bullying and been neet for 3 years man in?

The modern man in a nutshell

get back to your voluntary toil

yea a few

>>i just want to drink and do drugs and fuck and play video games and watch porn in every single second i have off work
what should i be doing then?

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The Irish exist solely for their exploitation by Britons

I don't care what remainers think is democracy lmoa. If you're at the christmas table and you start talking about cancelling out my vote i'm going to shut you down. We've already made the decision, fuck off.

>drop out in their second year of sixth form because of bullying
LOOOOL

the graduate

friendly reminder that we should've and could've wiped out the irish in the 1850s

fuck christmas

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You got bullied at sixth form? L M A O you must be a retard

The Christmas table is not for politics. Do not engage.

what I say is let women and the blacks have capeshit
if white men stopped watching that rubbish it would do them some good

had literally just enough wrap left from last year to do for this christmas

probably helped that half my family died during the year haha

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Christ. Not another famine?

Yeah but some remainers are so entrenched in their views about it they can't HELP but drop all the implied hints

>can't go to America next year cause i dont know how brexit is going to turn out : (

call this guy a nonce

I dropped out of my second year of sixth form because of crippling avoidant personality disorder and alcoholism. Been neet for close to 20 years.

EU pros is it true scandis and krauts celebrate christmas on the 24th?

watching child genius lads

adult me spends saturday mornings snorting cocaine after being awake for over 24 hours chain smoking and drinking heavily and looknig for prostitutes or calling fat women whilst covered in dried snot and blood

congrats . you win these tits

glad i dont have this grim of an existence

playing modern warfare 2
what a classic lads

anime

yeah. plus tesco upped the prices of their value-range penne pasta a few cents so they didn't stand a chance

do you mate haha
*walks away and talks to someone else*

m21 was the best gun. could heem anyone itt with it

Yes. They also all watch this really weird old black and white sketch from Britain in the 1950s about some servant of a millionairess serving her wine and because she's really old and dotty he pretends to be the coming guests to visit, not knowing they're all dead.

A lot of lefties have to make every little thing about politics. Just roll your eyes and strike up a conversation with someone else about a netral topic, preferably talking over the self-righteous twat.

love new game

>mw2 came out 8 years ago

>netral
neutral

why do druggies come here to tell us about their pathetic lives

>m21 was the best gun
nah ACR or UMP was what every cunt used

BLOPS 1 > MW2 > MW3 > BLOPS 2 > MW1 > WAW

SImple as

what you ringing fat birds for lad

What an odd bunch but I guess everyone has their crimbo traditions

have another drink and calm down mate

>he plays CoD

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playing AoE2 and maneuvering a potato famine to the celts
what a classic lads

now that i think about it, green bananas are actually worse than brown bananas

lips that touch liquor shall not touch mine

Yeah, nobody has even heard about it over here but it's a famous tradition they all go in Germany, Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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Ave maria!

have you taught them to fish

What alternative words for "Christmas" do you know? Here are some I know:

Yule
Yuletide
Crimbo
Crimblemas
Xmas
Noel

crimbob

they haven't discovered the fire yet

Do people really exist like those in eastenders? How depressing

pls do not famine the welsh

winter veil

gave up on politics when I started finding anti-SJWS more insufferable than actual SJWs

She got cucked by the Dodgers

how? aoe 2 doesn't have potootoos

any hacienda man in?

it has farmlands

me with the smiley face shirt

the hood and blue in front with the casual glance makes it look like the virgin mary

is she a virgin?

Nollag

do guys have to pay to get into parties at uk universities

christmas is just saturnalia


christfags btfo
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Dunno I've never met a girl from the chi

so I wasn't supposed to get bullied at sixth form then
because it was pretty unavoidable

nah usually just intimidate the bouncer by saying I'll be his boss one day and the lets me in

Enjoyed 24 Hour Party People very much.
>tfw i will never dance to the happy mondays playing live at the hacienda while off my tits on ecstasy

My little bruv apparently got off with Rowetta once though. Probably because he's a massive coke head and possibly a dealer. Also has his big brother's good looks ;)

burra din (for pakis)

actually never heard of this one but it was in the thesaurus

Christmas is an Islamic holiday that the pagans appropriated

my main political beliefs are that I want a pretty conservative white wife to have white kids with and for them to go to a white school in a white neighbourhood where we live in a decently sized house

Why's it called CHRISTmas then?

nah was at the last night of Plastic People tho heh

you dont deserve nice things

after chris tarrant

the uk was always an islamic country, we just didnt realise it

the gf

Wow she’s perfect. In Houston of all places too. Gives me hope.

decided i don't like leafs years ago and they haven't reconciled themselves so this bitter relationship shall continue

Is that your final answer?

those arent political beliefs

morning Tim shouldn't you be with family

islam only entered the UK for the first time in the mid 1970s