Every superhero origin has now been changed to being struck by something

Every superhero origin has now been changed to being struck by something

Kal el was an ordinary kryptonian baby until his rocket ship was struck by ... earth!

Bruce Wayne was an ordinary 8 year old Millionaire until his parents were struck by several bullets

Well, I mean, Batman is kind of the exception. Rather the reverse, I suppose.

Prof X was a normal man until he was struck by an X-Gene

Bruce Wayne was an ordinary boy until his parents were struck by bullets!

They were struck by a smooth criminal

Bruce Wayne was an ordinary boy until he got struck by dead parents!

a random woman became you're mum when her vagina was struck by my penis lmao

#rekt

Dick Grayson was an ordinary eight year old trapeze artist until his parents struck the ground.

Janet was struck by Hank Pym.

10/10

Tony Stark was struck by shrapnel.

Fucker beat me to it

Oracle was an ordinary, everyday batgirl until a bullet was struck by her spine.

Spider-Man was happily married until he struck a deal with the devil.

The Flash was just an ordinary guy until he was struck by lightning!

Flash was just an ordinary guy until he was struck by a symbiote!

Kek

Clint Barton was the finest archer in the word and a circus artist until he got struck by conscience and coolness.

Steven Rodgers was struck by a red white and blue colored lightning bolt, but it was secretly a lightning bolt created by HYDRA!!!

SCOTT LANG WAS STRUCK BY ANTS

Norrin Radd was an ordinary alien, until one day he was struck by a giant purple man!

Adolf Hitler was an ordinary man until his bank account was struck with unnecessarily high interest rates.

Butcher was an ordinary bloke until his lady got struck by some superdick

i had an ordinary flaccid penis until i was struck by scarlet witch's tits

iceman was a normally sexual man until he was struck by bendick's writing