/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General - Jacoby's Patrician Taste Edition

Eolani Jacoby > Your Waifu

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Boy I sure do hate niggers

I read it. Too little support from events in the show/film.

I forgot about that guy

this is the OFFICIAL Sup Forums dubs the bowie scene thread

I would like a full length film following season 3

WHAT THE HELL

Jacoby was the first non Black Lodge character shown in the new season I'm pretty sure.

For Twin Peaks? You should probably wait until you see how this season ends. I want something original really.

QUICK TALK ABOUT JUDY BEFORE PHILLIP JEFFRIES SHOWS UP

Maybe it is about the chocolate bunny...

His interests also lie to the east.

CHIP AIN'T GOT NO PHONE

first for andy a thic fatass dilf

twin peaks the return is basically an 18 hour film according to lynch, the pilot and the two-part finale are also going to be feature length anyway

i watch the sun yellow and brown
sinking suns in every town

in b4 cooper stays retarded until the second to last episode

WHAT WAS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE TABLE BEING MADE OF FORMICA

Well now, we're not gonna talk about Judy.

We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

i have a link to episode 5 and i get 25 (you)s i will post it i promise

FWWM would probably be my favorite movie of all time if it weren't so goddamn emotionally draining.

I would like a full length 3 (THREE) HOUR FILM following this season

I liked season 1. It was a little weird and I hated the soap opera shit, but it was good overall

Why is season 2 such shit? I'm 3 episodes in and I've lost all desire to continue the series

ARE YOU DA MAEN?

Stops electricity

how does season 1 end again?

all of his films are emotionally draining. you ever see that Mulholland Drive shit?

he's back to normal in ep 7

I didn't notice much drop in quality towards the beginning of season 2.

(you)

Go watch Inland Empire and pretend it's the sequel to Twin Peaks.

Cooper getting shot.

“As for the inclusion of “Special Agent Phillip Jeffries” on that letter, I can find only the following about him in official FBI files:
He went through Bureau training at Quantico with Gordon Cole, where they graduated as the top two agents in their class of 1968. Twenty years into a distinguished career, Jeffries disappeared without a trace while on assignment in Buenos Aires, Argentina, in 1987. I also came across a vague reference, in a Bureau station log from that period, to Jeffries making a sudden reappearance in 1989—apparently in Philadelphia—followed by another disappearance which continues to this day. To dig deeper I need to requisition reports that are currently classified beyond my reach in the deputy director’s files.”

Excerpt From: Frost, Mark. “The Secret History of Twin Peaks.” Flatiron Books, 2016-10-17T21:00:00+00:00. iBooks.
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source: my ass

seen everything but inland empire inb4pleb

David Lynch and Mark Frost had little involvement due to ABC being a bunch of fuckwits and forcing them to reveal Laura Palmers killer by Season 2.

More than half of the episodes weren't even written by Lynch or Frost. I consider past episode 6 is where it gets bad.

So I dont know why you think 3 episodes in its shit. Season 2 didn't start getting bad until mid season.

lumber mill burns down, cooper is shot, audrey is trapped in one eyed jacks

Go watch Inland Empire before talking about something being emotionally draining.

it's 18 episodes, for three mini-arcs of six episodes, anyone could predict this

I think S2 up until the killer reveal is better than S1

instead of judy posting let's julee post

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i want to rape andy's fat as fuc k ass

Why did the white aryan man say "ARE YOU THE MAN?" when he knew Jefferies???

james and donna break into jacoby's office
jacoby gets attacked

renault shot and arrested, then is killed in the hospital
leo brings shelley to the mill and sets it on fire

leo tries to kill bobby but hank shoots him
cooper gets shot

HOLY FUCK
I didn't know this was from Inland Empire
I just started kekking

If it's harder on the soul than FWWM I think I'd kill myself after watching it. So I'd better wait until S3 ends.

Episode 14 was the most amazing thing ever put on television, to this day.

:(

i hope there's an ep as good as lonely souls in the new series.

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Jesus that was actually scary.

The movie looks horrible though. 30fps at like 480p with stock sound effects and probably no crew. Legit looks like some teenagers movie shot with no budget

prove it faggot

I don't know about the sound effects but Lynch shot it like this specifically because he didn't need a crew and could just shoot whenever and whatever he wanted. It's worth getting past the look because the movie is amazing. Some people don't like it but it's my favorite Lynch movie and one of my favorite movies period.

so... KINO AS FUCK is what you're saying

mmmm theres that ass, si papi likey come here lil bitch

here's your (you)

c-can you explain it to me, i just finished watching it and i'm stupid.

AYUDEME

Gordon?

>my wife's son

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The plot? There's a lot of analyses and possible interpretations. Lynch came up with the script on the fly, at least at the start, so whether there's an actual official interpretation I'm not sure.

This is one thing I read after watching it a couple of times. It goes scene by scene in as close to chronological order as you can get.

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ARE YOU THE MEME?

I've already gone places.

253. Time and time again.

It could just be a culmination of things. Superfluous shit meant to pad out the series or characters acting like retards.

Things like Audrey being in the brothel and leaving a note for Cooper under his bed for some reason. Or pretty much anything with Lucy that doesn't involve donuts.

Worth a shot

cucked

>Things like Audrey being in the brothel and leaving a note for Cooper under his bed for some reason
She slips the note under his door but when he gets shot he drops it and it falls under his bed. You apparently weren't paying that close of attention.

>pretending that you understand INLAND EMPIRE

nice meme

twin peaks is boring tbqh

The meme is pretending that IE is completely incomprehensible and impossible to come up with theories about.

coops a white supremacist

What did he whisper?

>thinks Cooper will be in all 18 episodes

Absolute worst moment of the entire Twin Peaks universe right here. I don't care if it's typical of Lynch to pull this self-reflexive ironic shit. It was garbage and I sincerely hope he gets his face gouged out. Cera couldn't help but smugly showboat throughout the whole scene. Lynch probably thought it was great the faggot.

>30 years later
>everybody has the same job
This new season is retarded

"she succ me"

sure I'll have it

i fuck her a pussy and cum

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like in real life

Fuck my ass

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DICKED

Bullshit but here's a (you).

Old Andy has the body of a corpse that's been in the river for 2 weeks.

>shelley still working at the diner
just fucking sad

>you can't imagine how much my ass hurts after being pegged by her

are you the man that's going to talk about judy?

Sorry but this is the worst moment in the Twin Peaks universe.

Bobby's a deputy and not Ben Horne's assistant. Checkmate.

Someone explain the "she's my mother's sister's girl" part. Why does that mean uncle?

Shelly loves working there though. She was sad when she had to quit in season 2.

The uncle is missing from that statement.

>The meme is pretending that IE is completely incomprehensible

it is

>and impossible to come up with theories about.

it's useless

no poster in these generals has been more wrong than you

everything involving clueless cooper has been worse.
the casino scene was probably the most painful thing I have ever watched and took me like four sittings to get through and I still skipped parts of it.

It wouldn't be necessary to mention an uncle though. If anything, it would've just been easier to say "My aunt's girl" or "my cousin"

Where would it go in the sentence? The sentence is already complete and I can't figure out how the word uncle would fit into it.

Nice meme

OK everybody, give it your best now

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It doesn't fit. It is conspicuously absent.