Dunst blasts new spider man film

“We made the best ones, so who cares? I’m like, ‘You make it all you want.’ They’re just milking that cow for money. It’s so obvious. You know what I mean?”

She's right.

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what did Raimi mean by this?

I'd milk her cows

Based Dunst
Second this

>They’re just milking that cow for money. It’s so obvious. You know what I mean?”
>(((They’re))) just milking that cow for money. It’s so obvious. You know what I mean?”
Raimi must have redpilled the entire cast

Wow, she's pretty based

Mary Jane a shit, Felicia/Black Cat best girl.

Why do some people still think they're being clever when they smugly point out that a corporation is trying to make money? Are they retarded?

>"Why the fuck did they cast a twink as spiderman?"

Man, Raimi must have rubbed a lot on Dunst

>We made the best ones
>We
But she knows she's the worst part right?

no not raimi
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Why do repeat the argument in a sarcastic manner and smugly think they look clever? Are they autistic?

Zero sauce pattern again but a) She's right and b) that valley girl 'I'm like' is how I imagine Dunst talks despite knowing zero details about her, so good job OP

>tfw you will never rub on her even a little

Bootleg catwoman lmao

I'll agree with that, if only because she hasn't been tainted by miscasting like MJ and Gwen were. Is it so hard to cast a legit hot chick as Peter's love interest? I remember Howard Stern giving Raimi shit about this around the time Spider-Man 3 came out.

>(((They're))) just milking that cow for money, could these greedy kikes be any more obvious

dam...

>milking that cow for money

>"Those kikes at Sony...or should I say those nips, because they own it all, right? Well you know whoever is in charge, who cares? They milk it for all it's worth. It makes no difference to me who runs the studio, you know. My grandfather fought the nips in the war, my other grandfather fought the jews. You know what I mean?

based Raimi

>Toby Mcguire redpilled by Raimi
>Garfield redpilled by Mel

what the fuck is it with Spiderman's getting the redpilleD?

>all that squirming from the actresses and John Hurt
>based aryan Stellan only one riding the joke, nodding encouragingly
never gets old

Proof or fuck off, but still fuck anyone who thinks that way. Spider-Man is not an original porperty Sam Raimi created, and its not an original cartoon for fucks sakes. The new movie is not another "reboot" its another interpretation of a character that has existed for literal decades and has had thousands of stories told about him with many different talented artists and writers giving their take on how he should look or act. I want more Spider-Man because im a fan of his character, people who behave like elitists because they love the original film trilogy are retarded.

No one is actually willing to take a risk and tell an INTERESTING Spider-Man story, let me know when that happens.

If we did get Kraven it'd be his daughter played by Jennifer Lawrence and his retarded wife.

>americans can't take a joke

everytime

jfc tone it down Raimi oh i mean Dunst

I'd love to milk that cow.

>You know what I mean?”

yes, yes I do.

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agreed

and I've rubbed a lot out to dunst!

based dunst does it again

snagglefu BTFOing capeshitters

is there anything she can't do?

Looks like Raimi rubbed more than a few off her

If she said that for real then she is fucking awesome

That whole plot was still semi interesting at least

no

Who cares what this snaggle tooth bitch has to say.

But she was a terrible Mary Jane. She turned the bombastic bombshell into a mopey failed singer with crooked teeth and daddy issues.

I care

I'd milk this cow for something alright

shes not wrong

>fortunate enough to live in this timeline

Where were you when you realized this, boys? I was sitting here in this very thread. Its as if the Spiderman Raimi edition kino meme came to life.

Stop me from jacking off to her teeth

They had to make her an actual human character.

Nah, that would be Uncle Ben.

this

and this

That wasn't Dunsts fault, Raimi just got a little misogynistic at times

Too bad they didn't make her endearing.

Believe it or not people used to try to make money AND good movies.

I would Love and respect her. Taking equal responsibility raising our children. And working extra hard to make sure she and the kids have a better life

At least she was a person.

wtf I love processed, poorly made cash grabs now

There's a lot of good Spidey movies that could and should be made, but I agree with her entirely on this. This isn't telling a story, its pathetically milking a trend and slapping the Spider-Man name on top, just like with ASM 1 and 2. Raimi's films (mostly 1 and 2) were a labor of love that, despite changing things, captured the wide eyed yet grounded essence of Spidey. They were good movies first and foremost, which in turn made them successful.

Of course they are. They added Iron Man for maximum profit. Though his inclusion is what made me decide not to pay and see it at least

Did they fuck?

Fuck you, Raimi's Ben was a treasure.

There's a 5 minute hardcore sex scene in the directors cut

Dunst wrote the script? Wow I never knew.

When did everyone get so ballsy to talk shit about the mouse like that? Disney can have her killed you know.

she's /ourgirl/ confirmed

Only girl syndrome.

Since Pirates under performed

Is she /ourgirl/?
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i want to fuck Dunst in her cunst

Calm down Mike.

The problem is that they don't WANT to make a good Spider-Man film. They just want to use the name and do whatever is popular at the time as opposed to telling a story.

Dunst is right in that they are just milking the idea that Spider-Man is popular, and doing absolutely nothing else with it.
>ASM was a remake of SM1 with more radical skateboarding, more teen heartthrobs, and more brand recognition
>ASM2 was just a slapdash of random famous celebrities and a random jumble of villains, all of which are "updated" in the shittiest ways possible
>Homecoming is an Avengers and Iron Man commercial

There are so many stories that can be adapted or utilized, but they will never happen.

This
>God bless The American Nazi Party

>When did everyone get so ballsy to talk shit about the mouse like that?
When one talks, the others follow.

>mfw Disney is going down the drain
>Has to sell rights of Star Wars to an actual good film company
>SJW Feminists themes are discarded and we get a Sheev prequel film and Obi Wan Tatooine film
My dream
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It's safe to say that I'm sexually attracted to Kirsten Dunst

can't cunst punst the dunst

kek lad

When you put it this way, it really hurts my brain

based

What they did to Uncle Ben in ASM1 was disgraceful

>Him dying due to wrestling over a gun
WTF

Also not to mention Peter gets him killed over milk

What's cool though is that you can watch ASM2 as a standalone and pretend AMS1 didn't happen (apart from Gwen's father reference)

think her kids will watch and masturbate to her scenes in Melancholia and such?
I would
I wish I had a mommy like dunst

>ywn put your peepee in her butt and make her pregnant

She is statistically more likely to produce downies at this age

Who would you cast as Kraven, Sup Forums?

>Those fucking mouse-eared jews can lick my ass

Jesus, Kirsten...

>ywn see red haired Rihanna as MJ
Would have loved that desu

Them not doing what you want doesn't mean they aren't interested in making a good film.

Idris Elba

E. Roberts

No doubt

January Jones' son is gonna be very confused in a few years

This is what happens when you work for a National Socialist for 3 years

That entire scene was so bad that I can't believe people defend the movie. Peter literally lets a man get robber over a fucking milk. Not thousands of dollars, a god damn milk. And he fucking takes the milk, then never pays the dude back.

ASM Peter was a little shithead.

what about remy lacroix son?

Kirsten OMG Those Christkillers Dunst

He has to have the accent naturally, yet have an incredible physique. They would have to go searching for someone unknown or the obvious choice.

>tfw this was in my recommended videos yesterday for some reason

She's a qt

>the robber throws Peter the milk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

Probably a nightmare for Xev's kid considering her shtick

Not gonna lie, a black Kraven wouldn't exactly be compromising the character. Changing the story so that he originates from Africa instead of just going there to form his identity wouldn't change much. Elba already has a part in the MCU, but a standalone movie with an older, more mature Spider-Man and Kraven in a cat-and-mouse situation would be fun.

While that is true in and of itself, you can be assured that they are not trying to make a good film. They know for a fact marveldrones will eat this shit up no matter how bad it is so they aren't trying. Now that the MCU is so big they know they can't fail.

DC is on the rise awhile the mouse is losing the narrative.

>be sexy celebrity wife
>let your son invite his friend's over to your house
>walk into room to give them snacks when they are watching tv
>walk in on them fapping to one of your movie scenes
Imagine that

>Them not doing what you want

What I want is an actual film. A movie that allows us to actually care about Spider-Man again, as opposed to soulless, lazy, half-assed efforts to just pump out a movie.

They can do whatever story they want, but let's actually make a story on its own merits as opposed to what's trending at the time. Raimi's films do have things that date them, but behind them is a structure and an actual sense of character and personality. Your implication that I need a specific story or way of the movie's being made is stupid.

fake news

she's a little old there but still qt, I think japs might like an exotic christmas cake