Interstellar

What did he do for 23 years alone? How did this motherfucker feel?

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

Jerked off

He reread the script and wanted to die. What a terrible movie.

Black don't crack

>23 years without sex
Can you IMAGINE

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILOTINE YEAAAAAAAAAA

Such a retard plot hole. Dude would have gone mental being in a tiny spacecraft that long. In fact, he would already have died from radiation poisoning if he didn't already kill himself by jettisoning his ass out the airlock. But no, it's as if nothing happened.

SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK
SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

Don't use a black light on space ship

FUCK BIRDZ NIGGUH YUUH

glass breaks

He did say he went under stasis for a few years at a time so I can imagine he was only awake for like 6 or 7 of those years. Still that's a tremendous amount of time alone

Saw footage, stayed noided, and so on

>23 years
>alone

He had ambient soundscapes to keep the loneliness at bay.

>ASKIN' IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHERFUCKAH FEEL
>How a motherfuckah feel...

he had a robot to talk to

Smoked a lot of menthols and drank a lot of fawties.

haha....ya

He did sound pretty fucked up like he hasn't used his mouth to talk in 20 years

LISTEN UP YOU ASTRONAUT BITCH
MY MOST RECENT VIEW OLD BLACK HOLE

He studied the particles knows as

TAK

YONs

In these threads nobody talk about it but :
>The spaceship have 23 years of food and oxygen.
>Even if it was really possible, he come from a Earth with only corn as a food. 23 years of space-processed food.
Just think about it.

Listening to Adele and all that shitty pop of today.

That seems so obvious it isn't even worth penalizing Nolan for it. But again, his food consumption would be slightly lower so long as he was in stasis

I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM

>23 years
He was almost there his whole life, his whole fuckin life

He spent like 18 years in stasis consuming nothing.
Of the remaining time, about half was in between stasis sleeps.
The rest was at the end when he decided they weren't coming back.

Why wouldn't he just sound down another probe to find out what's happening? Also WHY were the relativistic effects so bullshit and exaggerated?

Romove this post

DELET THIS

>alone for 23 years
>no booze
>no cigarettes
>no company
>not a single shred of evidence showing the extensive homemade library of trap porn and improvised lingerie he donned to simulate the presence of his waifu on that lonely vessel

...

I loved the movie, but really

why knew full well that this planet wouldn't come into question BEFORE they went down.

So WHY? Why did they go?

Made me lol. Thank you

CULTURE SHOCK, FUTURE SHOCK

FUCK YOURSELF, CHOKE YOURSELF

Now I don't know much about quantum physics, but tomatoes are fruits

Anons didn't notice the eerie degree of contentment he had, a bit like he had no horizon or future. He could of been written to be more profound, but only because I imagine that 23 horrible years of confinement do something to you. I'd probably write a huge series of novels, anything that could keep your feelings alive.

Which one?
Hawkeye or Masketta?

Maybe he became a buddhist and reached nirvana.

right, haha..yea

BILLY BILLY

NOT REALLY

Ever read Camus? Solitude only affect plebs.

it's THIS thread again

>"he wasn't awake for those 23 years, he says so in the film you pleb"
>"I would jack off on every one of anne hatheways panties"
>"WE WUZ KANGZ"
>"Can you imagine not having sex for 23 years? get it? cause we're virgins"
>deathgrips
>"Nolan is a hack"
>"Dude masturbation"

am I missing anything?

He sat in the dark and pondered how he was fit to make them all fall through the floor

>mfw sex after marriage masterace

Death grips is shit

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you, the dumb frogposter

...

Nuffin

>What did he do for 23 years alone?

Guess I will find out once I turn 23 on november.

contact in undeniably vastly superior.

All the Drugs, who wouldn't?

the data they received showed liquid water at the surface which automatically made it a better fit than the 2 others
they also didn't expect to be stuck there for that long

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kek, underrated

Why did that one retard just stand there and get killed by the wave?

Anne Hathaway or Jessica Chastain, Sup Forums?