Just came back from watching this. Can anyone please explain why critics loved it so much? This is coming from a huge DC fan. I really enjoyed MoS and BvS, SS was pretty terrible, but jesus christ was WW bad. It had a generic plot, filled with cliches, and MUH SLO-MO. It was like a Marvel movie with the formula and all. Felt it would have been a ton better if they scrapped Ares alltogether and let his existence remain ambiguous, but then they wouldnt have 'le epic final showdown'.
>Germans speak to each other in English with a German accent >Diana suddenly strong enough to kill a god with no explanation other than 'I'm emotional my bf died' >Ares forgets he can teleport >Kills hundred of soldiers but spares Dr Poison cos 'good guy'
How did this shit get 96% in RT? Am I missing something?
>It was like a Marvel movie with the formula and all >How did this shit get 96% in RT?
You answered yourself, kid
Isaac Harris
Fuck off misogynerd. Girls are badass get over it.
Xavier Morris
Top kek. Called it.
Matthew Garcia
It's a movie about a woman superhero directed by a woman. Also it's got the formula.
It had some character moments I dug though.
Asher Sullivan
kys
Justin Jenkins
>Can anyone please explain why critics loved it so much? They didn't. They thought it was pretty good.
Jayden Gray
Just because he didn't like it doesn't mean he's a misogynist.
I do want to someday seriously injure a misandrist though. That'd make me feel pretty good.
Carter Parker
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Zachary Walker
If you enjoyed Man of Murder & Fatman vs Murderman, then its pretty much guaranteed your taste in films is going to be diametrically opposed to that of the majority of critics (and human beings)
Christian Morgan
CANCER
Jace James
Why are they doing that? WW isn't even doing that
Christopher Mitchell
Can I save this pasta?
Lucas Bennett
>pretend to like shitty movies ironically for years >pretend so hard you start enjoying the smell of your own bullshit >when they actually make a decent one, you hate it because you memed yourself into a retard stupor Can we move from mocking DCucks to mocking Snyderlards? Snyder was always the problem, and his fans the problem with the board.
Henry Carter
It's classic Wonder Woman pose, pleb
Benjamin Green
ww is known for doing that pose
Nolan Gomez
It's a mess but it's a very important film with some good moments, so we must give it a 3.5/5
Ryan Lewis
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Adam Long
Fuck me, Collider is fucking cancer.
Nicholas Brown
It's a better movie that Gone With The Wind apparently
Jaxon Bailey
ummm sweetie, girls make better movies than boys and that's a fact
Jack Lee
Does it have any music on the level of MoS and BvS? youtu.be/lnNwMiOWDM0 bet it doesn't
Wyatt Williams
nothing memorable. just the wonder woman theme you heard in bvs
Bentley Reed
>I'm thuper gay lmao Way to out yourself, sweetie.
Jason Green
>2017 >OP STILL hasn't realised "move critics" are nothing but paid shills
Nicholas Stewart
Hahahaha,just saw the movie. Pirates 5 is better than this crap.
Ryan Hall
That just makes me not want to watch DC stuff.
Hunter Stewart
Numale detected.
Tyler Peterson
>le funny jokes >shit villain
literally Marvel crap.
from the score I guess critics really love this formula
Matthew Cox
>Scantily clad warrior woman slaughtering hundreds of soldiers
Luis Brown
It has a 7.6/10 rating forget about the meme score that is what it deserves
Dominic Gonzalez
>why did critics love a massive team vagina rub Gee
Connor Young
Do you remember when Guardians of the Galaxy was a piece of shit in which the bad guy stops whatever he's doing to watch Pratt dance in the climatic fight but it got a pass because it was (((fun)))? Well, this movie was more fun than that so it gets better reviews
Landon Nelson
>Germans speak to each other in English with a German accent TRIGGERED. Also, why would you spare a person named Dr. Poison? The name screams genocidal maniac.
Nathaniel Bennett
>Chris Pine dies Doubt
William Reyes
Does she really kill soldiers?
Brandon Hill
>the random scotsman who did literally nothing the entire movie
Elijah Brooks
>It was like a Marvel movie with the formula and all
Exactly, Remember that the reviewers are reviewing these movies for normies.
Normies like it -> they'll trust the reviewer -> reviewer will get more views/money
David Turner
This is the most informative post and the strongest opinion ITT. Now I know what to expect and can decide accordingly. Thank you for making an actual relevant judgement call using a meaningful analogy, user. It's all so fucking rare these days.
Adam Reyes
Wish Hans Zimmer would come back
Lucas Rivera
Nothing has
Kayden Flores
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Justin Ross
this is the most non-hot woman ive ever seen in my life.
Hunter Hernandez
>just came back
No you didn't
Logan Cox
Ever consider that maybe not everyone lives in the US you fucking autist?
Matthew Walker
>I really enjoyed MoS and BvS
There you have it. Thats the problem
Chase Reyes
Dem fuckhnnnnnnng thighs! P.S no one is falling for your shit b8 MCUck
