Why the FUCK haven't you seen Baywatch?

why the FUCK haven't you seen Baywatch?

i'm incontinent

I don't like doing laundry

I'm not a candy ass roody poo OH WAIT

I don't like raunchy R-rated fun.

Im poor

Because it objectifies women

It's not out yet here

Because I don't like it

I'm not part of an audience so I won't LOVE it.

Bruh, I already have bladder problems. There is no way I can hold in my piss while watching the most #LITTY, RAUNCHY, R-RATED BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER.

Sorry rock it's just too raunchy for me

>Baywatch
You have girls with big tits in the film who never show them, however the males in the film have full frontal nudity scenes.

Do you even know who your fucking demographic is ?

Who shows his dick?

Seriously? The rock was a mistake

I heard something about fondling a male corpse's testicles
if I was some cleavage-seeking dumbass seeing this pisskino, I'd feel betrayed

Dude why would a horny teenager thinking he'll see some hot shit go to this movie and see a corpse penis

If that happened to me I would go on Twitter to tell The Rock that he should go fuck himself

Fucking litty motherfucker

I'm a critic, it's not for me

why would i? who the fuck cares about baywatch

So.. how do I force the rock to shittalk me on Twitter?

>tfw not litty enough for the raunchy R-rated funny movie of this summer.

is it ok if I go watch this movie in the theater solo

I can go tomorrow, probally should go early right or else ill look like an autist

Oh but I have seen it

Did you like it?

Neither was BvS

Small bladder, but I hear the fans are LOVING it.

How hard can you piss?

>I heard

Stopped reading there

I went in with rock bottom expectations and have never watched the show but I thought it was a pretty funny flick and enjoyed it

do you remember 90's television?

im too litty atm rock !

I'm seeing a midnight screening this Friday senpai I gotchu

Too many fans grabbed the tickets before i could get one, then they all pissed the floor laughing so hard at the raunchy comedy that they had to shut down to clean the seats... Atleast thats what Dwayne says happened.

I don't go out rock leave me alone jesus

I've seen it three times. It was a RAUNCHY fun lil' R-rated blockbuster tailor made for the FANS! I think I may be developing bladder problems but still have plans for a fourth viewing.

Rotten Tomatoes told me not to :P

Cause you skipped the making great action movies part of Arnie's career and jumped straight to the making silly comedies part, Rock!

I'm waiting for it to hit the torrents so I can watch safely on the toilet.

Too busy pissing myself after seeing the trailer.

I did see baywatch