Europeans are waking up to presents right now

>europeans are waking up to presents right now

>having a functional family

will all the fucking normies please get out and stay out

>He doesn't open presents on the 24th

my grandma died on christmas eve so i'm not getting any presents bruv

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we had presents yesterday
i never get anything worth giving a shit anyway

IT AINT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT GRANDMA

>having a family and friends that care about you and love you enough to give you gifts with their disposable income which they have
lmao fucking losers kill yourselves

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>tfw don't get any presents ever

merry christmas

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But i already had christmas sex with my waifu Liru. She dressed for the ocassion. We had KFC and i ended up having to eat the whole cake because she wouldn't give me KFC. She really loves meat.

this

Why would you open presents on 25th in the morning, when you can do it on 24th in the evening when it's comfy inside and dark outside?

>i got 250 dollars and a shirt
Time to buy useless shit

>>europeans are waking up to presents right now

No we aren't. There is no such thing as "Christmas morning" in Europe.

What you do is you have dinner with your family on Christmas Eve and then when everyone is gathered in the sitting room you distribute the gifts.

Did she choke on a piece of bread?

That's wrong. Europeans exchange their presents on Christmas Eve.

rip mamie

How much did you spend on the dye for your flag, Peru?

I wake up to presents every day of the year... the joys of being a dealer.

Not in every country

stop overhyping christmas you fucking normies, that's why we all end up depressed
all overhyped social bullshit is literally there for facbeook posting and nothing more, nobody over 12 gets super excited about christmas

We don't celebrate christmas at all.

i said europeans

I live in Europe.

>appeler des grand-parents "mamie" ou "papy"
Je les appelle pas leurs prénoms pêh, et c'est tout pour le mieux.

You're lucky. In a few hours I will be going to my parents' house and spending the whole fucking day with family, not looking forward to it at all.

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We have New Year instead of Christmas. All traditions are quite the same, including hanging out with family, traditional dinner, presents and all.

Wrong.
We open our presents on the 24th

Makes sense. I'm guessing it has to do with decades of rule by the godless communists.

30 minutes of Christmas left
:(

So it is. Well, orthodoxes anyway celebrating Christmas a 7th of January, so there's no holiday on 25th at all, both for atheists and religious.

no she had a heart attack my father found her face down on the table

Was she a good grandma?

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Christmas was yesterday for us Swedes on the 24th

>Americans fall sleep on their presents
>Wake up, can't even see the presents under their fat just like they can't see their dicks

She took good care of me when I was child and I'm grateful for that, but she was slightly mentally retarded so we've been on different wavelengths ever since I turned 15 or so. We talked, but I couldn't resonate with anything she told me because everything she said was always very mundane.
Still, I did love her, and even if I didn't cry my eyes out it feels very weird to think that she doesn't exist anymore.

>tfw hogsmany AND christmas

we don't wake up to presents, we get them on the evening of the 24th you retarded yank

Santa doesn't come overnight there?

Did she choke on your dick?

no.
on the 23th we go to the coast and throw bread in it so the fish will bring us our presents that are kept in atlantis

you open presents on 24th evening you dumb anglo savages

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be european
>celebrate christmas on the day before christmas

>be american
>be fat

if you don't celebrate Yule you're not European

>what do we celebrate on xmas

this

This.

This. Only Anglos celebrate on the 25th.

we have both a family gathering at night of christmas eve where we give each other presents and a christmas morning next day with even more presents under the tree.

Sorry about that bro

This

>if you don't celebrate this cooler (imho) imaginary thing instead of this other imaginary thing, you're not this thing

lel

yule is germanic, not european

Hop ud fra en bro.

this, we sing a few songs before gifts though

I can't wait for my fucking gr*ndmother to die.

watch your tongue, mister

>tfw get to unwrap presents on the eve of 24th
>go to sleep
>wake up
>Americans STILL can't unwrap theirs

The superior way to do it. Trying to spread it to the infidel Buddhists here.

According to this we are nordic now as we do this as well.