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Slagmas edition

you'll be tired all day or sleep through Christmas
either way you've ruined this special day

the 'sona
getting a suit of him from the bf for xmas :3

Sorry Mum ;_;

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Merry Christmas /brit/

Have a nice day x

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>So user what are you doing this slagmas?

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wait so is cauliflower traditional or not?

Literally being a slag for my bf as a present

helooo my brother went to the bathroom and left his computer open, he usually puts the password screen on whenever he leaves the room, i caaaaaant resist
how r you guys? do the little flags mean you guys are from england? i think this is a website for girls pictures because at the bottom of the screen it says he just saved a file, i opened it and its the one on the first comment

Yo ahaha

>head girl
now... am I being awfully naive here... or...

grrr

mum gave me €150 for christmas. not bad lads

is aussie christmas over yet

Can already feel this is going to be a top quality hangover

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Most of you melts lol x

mum wiped £150 off my debt to her, not bad lads

had a lovely christmas wank

that's just enough money to start the moving out process

>being in debt to your mum

state of it all

>buying your own nappies and formula

how

so here we are then
the elves

preparing my spoiled xmas student gimmick right now, it'll be good to go by midday

I've moved out before, currently living at home and saving up to move to Spain

nerd girl

have seen snow twice in my life
bit grim

>youtube not putting anything christmassy on their logo
it's political correctness gone bloody mental i tells ya

do you like eggnog

it's owned by jews

me and the lads

I dont know why this is funny

made an absolutely cracking post lads

Would you let this woman suck your willy, lads?

Why would you move to a country where jobs are scarce. Do you even speak Spanish fluently?

>Santa got me a notepad and a pen for Christmas

I know Santa is having hard times right now, but it’s not hard to just put away a quid each month and get something better

good stuff chief
I'll have a look in a little bit, okay champ?

Stop reminding me of my Korean ex gf

Singles I wish her merry christmas
Evens I dont

that's a bloke mate

he's an obese alcoholic who works one day a year
I'm neet and I'm not that bad

Seasonal take on an established gimmick

dont do it

Why? I got singles (I meant odds)

hypothetically if you ever have children, will you lie to them and tell them santa exists?

doesnt that just teach your children that lying is ok if you think it will make people happy?

dubs and she's fucking chad as we speak

mulatto

OMG Le ebic slags

Emma Watson gift wrapped her butt to me, a merry Christmas fart on my face.

i don't know how to reply to your commentss but my brother is coming out now bye

you don't be so brash with it
you say "if you're good, santa will give you gifts"
"santa knows if you've been good or bad"
"santa doesn't like sherry this time of night, let's leave whiskey"
what they don't know is that I'm santa

Gonna have a modest brekky - maybe just 2 poached eggs on toast

Need to really smash it at lunch this year

Depends which region you go to in Spain mate, the Basque country has a similar unemployment level to here and that's where my gf lives

Not fluently but I'm learning and doing my best, practising with my gf and visiting constantly.

yeh but kids always ask tons of questions, as soon as you introduce the idea of santa they will want to know more, where he lives, who is he etc etc

why not skip the whole thing? ;)

u might get a bit hungry, but when lunch comes around it will be worth it

you're not obliged to answer

hmm, I guess in this day and age they'd just google it
oh well

>Santa isn't real

can't seem to smalltalk with people

In a way Santa does exist on a spiritual level.

The Christmas Dinner:
Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle
Two slices of buttered bread
A mince pie
A pint of Doctor Pepper and gin

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the thing about arsenal is

gonna choose not to believe this post.

Well I hope you succeed my friend. Sounds a hell of a lot more exciting than what I've got going on

You got a spanish gf? how'd you meet?

what sort of bread?

mummy is cooking a proper roast dinner

And I'm going to wash it down with 2 or 3 bottles of Kwak

Ever so slightly fucking grim

just talk about the kabal mate

family's over for christmas and nobody else is awake yet. just want to make breakfast and have a lie in lads. can't be FUCKED for christmas.

actual runt life

yay or nay lads?

just me and my dad for christmas this year

probably gonna have christmas dinner on a tray in front of the telly

user, this is slagmas

Not a fan of the red plastic, lad. A bit pretentious.

nice "shoelaces"

pls b meme

Yay

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The fuck is wrong with her arm?

Thanks buddy, I was travelling a lot last year and I met her in a bar in Bilbao lel. And we just kept talking and we had great chemistry. So I eventually went back to visit her

the human and divine aspects of Santa are indivisible

it's going for irony so it'd be funnier if the nike checkmark was crooked. Nay

I will tell them santa is a hoax and tge knly present they deserve is more maths homework and 3 laps around the field

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christmas is just toil by another name

scrummy xx

oh for fuck's sake....was that last night or are you eating it now?

just go to a homeless shelter for dinner

if you're lucky someone might give you a cheeky yuletide handy for a tenner

>google doodle is "December global festivities"

Had sex twice with a girl I might love within the last week so my Christmas is already made

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why are ferrero rocher so expensive

Wish the beta revolt was real.

Now. Though when I wake up later I am going over mummy's to have a proper dinner

lads

why was the girls choir for the the queen's christmas message 90% non-whites?

Because mugs will buy them and they will make loads of money from it

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