I need some that can play a russian ba-

>I need some that can play a russian ba-
>Say no more senpai

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>my grandfather he makes the tip of the bomb you know, the part that finds new york and washington

Tfw no pancake house

is this John Abruzzi?

Pedro Stormare

>Are you crazy? I can't afford Peter Storm...
Say no more pham

holy shit, I just now realize he was the same guy in the Coen brothers films. Jesus.

A FUCKING PENCIL

>I need someone that can play a German nihili-
>Say no more mein freund

>pick a mafia guy to play a commie

>I need some that can do a bad russian acce-
Ftfy

>We haven't decided on this character's racial background yet but we need someone RIGHT NOW
>Don't worry boss I know just the guy

He's Swedish

Evidently the rapine after the Great Northern War was so great that he looks like a vodkanigger to this day.

kek

Is that the girl from Matilda?

no shit

What is it with Hollywood hiring Swedes to play Russians, anyway?

I mean I'd understand it if Michael Nyqvist did a good Russian accent but in John Wick he's barely containing his Swedish accent in half the scenes and in that other flick where he played a Russian he wasn't even trying for a Russian accent. Is there a deficit in Russian-looking actors or something?

>I need a generic bad guy CIA man
>say no more

When will be get a The Replacements but with ugly macho character actors?

Peter Stromare, Danny Trejo, Ron Perlman, etc.

lol'd heartily

I'm not even sure why it keeps happening, he barely looks the part and sure as fuck doesn't sound it.

Dude must be cheap as fuck.

>I need someone to play a puto gangster
>Say no more

>Dude must be cheap as fuck.

He's worth several million and can just do whatever the fuck he wants, so I expect he just takes roles he thinks will be fun. Playing a Russian/Italian mobster in jail is probably pretty fun as far as acting goes.

>"We need someone who can play a mexican killer"
>"I know someone ..."

Oops wrong image

> We need an All-American kind of fellow with a charismatic charm that can make audiences feel comfortable
> Ray Wise is already at the door sir

To be fair he was a thug who went straight

>I need someone to play a really weird gu-
>Say no more

>Dolph as Ivan Drago
>Peter Stormare as random russian

Why do Americans think Russians look like Swedes?

No one wants to work with fucking russians

>We need a...
>He's already here sir

I don't feel comfortable. That fake smile creeps me out. Feels like he'd sell me a old second hand Chevy which will break apart in 5 minutes

>Are you kidding me? I can't afford Jeremy Dav...
>Say no more familia

>Waiter, my soup is co-
>Already got you another, ma'm

This. It's literally whitewashing. Russia is an Asian country with Mongolian ancestry. Why there's no backlash like in the case with Ghost in the Shell?

ive missed ericposting

>I need some that can play a russian ba-

>tfw you invented this meme
feels pretty good, honestly

he's an interesting guy who is really into music. i've met him.

>We need someone to play a straight up cunt
>I'm dialing right now, farm

KEKed at serbedzija, wp

>We ne...
>He already filmed all his scenes, sir

He has a youtube channel.
youtube.com/channel/UCORDvKHWQTC9glhW-Az9yaA

>we need a black Military Searg-
>Say no more senpai

A FUCKING PEN-CIL!

>Sup Forums discovering typecasting

>redditor discovering Sup Forums

Hollywood hires Polish Jews to play Japanese, do you really think they give a fuck about hiring real Russians for authenticity?

>we need an introverted slut.
>...

>We need a haughty WASP woman
>I think I know someone who can pull it off

>I need worst emma to play stupid unfunny cunt
>say no more

>This role is going to be hard to cast. We need an authentic Arabic female
>I got it covered sir

youtu.be/eDBI5VDFSFs

pancake's house*

>we nee-
>i have just the guy

Hey shut up

>we need a white g-
>got the perfect one right here

he's an australian though

>we need someone to play at quirky homosexual

>we need an unscupulous businessma-
>say no more

>a russian ba-
baker?

>we need a class-

>That skinny-ass face

Christ, hit the gym you fucking twink.

>we need a big gu-

Hahahaha

Based cliff curtis, I only realised the other day he was in Sunshine, truly a racial chameleon

we've had these threads for years.

>It's a Swedish actor cast to play scary Russian episode

We need someone to be just the worst kind of person.
I'm on my way...

Comfy, thanks for sharing

btfo

Underrated

>we need someone to pla-
>say no more

>I need someone for my wi-
>Not another word famalam

I hate myself

Nailed it.