How is Batman "the worlds greatest detective" when Detective Chimp exists?

How is Batman "the worlds greatest detective" when Detective Chimp exists?

only casuals call Batman the greatest

Detective Chimp isn't on Earth most of the time.

Because it's DC mandated that he be the best at everything. It's the only way a normal human could be taken seriously on the justice league.

He's a chimp not a human

>mfw Hawkeye on the Avengers is a better rendition of the powerless human on a super team

He's the Mycroft to Batman's Sherlock.

Batman looks white to me.

Batman's the world's greatest detective.

Chimp is the animal kingdom's greatest detective.

They've said this before.

Because Detective Chimp is out of this world

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Batman is actually a narcissist

Humans belong to the Animal Kingdom, checkmate batfags.

>tfw STILL no sign of Chimp throughout the new52, and even now into rebirth.

When will I get back my husbando detective?

I'm pretty sure Batman is considered "the worlds greatest detective" in-universe.

like I said, casuals

But the world contains more than the animal kingdom.

Foul for unreasonable claims.

>its a Batman is Shit episode

I like how Injustice Year Three played with that. It took Batman a whole year to figure it out Constantine plan while Chimp it only it took one issue

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Detectives better than Batman:

Detective Chimp
Elongated Man
Martian Manhunter
Scooby Doo
Sherlock Holmes
Lt. Commander Data

Detective Chimp is a shit.

that's an edit.

>Implying it's not true

Fuck you

haha boy you sure showed me

Green Arrow in the League, you mean.
Or Blue Beetle.

>people like batman more than they like me
>i better whine on Sup Forums

Nah, Hawkeye

Aye.

Hawkeye? At least GA's archery follows some rules of physics, Hawkeye might as well be Superman with a bow.

Cash-ual

You still aren't saying anything that goes against what DC says and maintains, so you're kind of coming off as a little "nuh-uh! my fanfic is canon!!!".

Hawkeye is a shit without any real motivation outside of being teams.
A shit.

You don't have to be the best to be the Greatest, if anything it's detrimental.

Hasn't there been enough Batwank for you to be saying this.

It's never enough.

Nobody calls him the best detective.

Detective rankings:
1 - Detective Chimp
2 - Elongated Man
3 - The Question
4 - Batman

>billionaire
>powerless

he could buy and sell your ass

>2 - Elongated Man
What makes him so good?

big penis

No one posted it yet

Tim is a better detective than all of them.

Im not an animal im a human being
-the elephant man
> athiest-0 muslims 9/11

Does he even qualify as a detective when he rarely even does detective work anymore? Adam West Batman is more of a detective than Nu52 Batman or any of the Dark Knight versions.

As I always say, batman being in the same universe that most of the dc characters ruin his character completly

/thread
Thanks for saying it, user.

John's the world greatest Con-Man

I like how people that hates Batman pretend to like Chimp or Elongated Man, they are not better in universe, deal with it.

You're just mad that hawkeye is part of the justice league and cucked green arrow that one time

Not really. Elogated Man and Detective Chimp proved to be better

Wait has he not appeared anywhere
The fuck

I aught to read that

Has Batman ever actually done any competent detecting in his career as a superhero? IDK, seems like his job is pretty easy when all his enemies leave calling cards

He appeared in JL United

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Elongated Man, Detective Chimp, Sherlock Holmes, and Tim Drake have all been shown to be canonically better detectives than Batman.

This is better with the panel where john says "have a look at the back"

Threadly reminder that Red Robin was actually the World Greatest Detective before n52

You mean Booster Gold, right?