What did you watch while your parents were sleeping?
What did you watch while your parents were sleeping?
*STEEL DRUMS BEGIN TO PLAY*
Looked at my mom's bare feet while she slept.
How were they
A Bug's Life
They needed to be licked clean.
I'd stay up until 7AM watching Emmanuelle tours the world, Kink, random softcore and this
The sailor who fell from grace with the sea.
Would u bang ur mom in her prime
I took my dad's back massager and placed it on my crotch
Nothing, because the tv was in the living room
BLACKED with my sister
real sex.
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
a-am i doing it guys?
Das Boot and Aktenzeichen Ungelöst
The scrambled porn channel lookin at them distorted green tittays
>Would u bang ur mom
If She allowed me.
>in her prime
Mommy is perfect no matter what.
That picture isn't legal and you know damn well why
same here.
>staying up until 7am watching the full version of Das Boot
I miss childhood
Nice, can't say the same but I'm into milfs
Pornocopia
Hardcore Pawn.
Playboy channel
Sexcetera
>tfw you parents allowed to stay up
What kind of savage parenting is forcing your kids to go to bed at 9 P.M.
My baby sitter took me and my teenage brother to see Species 2 in theaters when I was 8
It was hilarious when my parents went to see it on their own a few days later and came back horrified knowing what we saw. It all worked out though, Species 2 taught me how babies are made so my dad didn't actually have to go through "the talk" with me.
I don't, please elaborate.
taxi cab confessions and hbo porn
The kind that doesn't produce Sup Forums posters?
Anime and porn
Playmate of the Apes
Latin Lover desu
Bevis & Butthead
Inverted pron on the scrambled pay channels
Funnily, Animal Planet. I loved that fucker, Steve Ervin.
Rugrat marathon from the 90's recorded on a VHS tape. I was a innocent kid.
...
Cinemax
xfiles
Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 10.
Shit did not end well.
SOFT
CORE
GERMAN
PORN
All the late night stuff that was on Bommerang: Grape Ape, Inch High Private Eye, Jabberjaw. Good shows they didn't play during the day.
>parents
>s
haha yeah
sounds like it would've been more funny than anything
>you're sentenced to...
sexily flicked her eyebrows twice
>five months' worth of furious finger-banging, fisting and face-fucking torture, courteously provided by Thicc Fabio
>Baneposters are little 8 year olds
I'm not surprised lol
Anything involving scantily clad women.
>8 years old
Try 5 years.
m.youtube.com
Howard Stern on E!, Real Sex, a lot of softcore on HBO
holy keks that was good thanks for the link
I remember turning the TV on when my parents were sleeping to watch some good ol' late night tv but while I was browsing through the channels I saw this clip and that's when I stopped watching TV alone for a long time.
youtube.com
MMMMMM MUMMYS FEETSIES
They know the goodness.
*BRAP*
hihihihihi
Late night Cinemax
Fuck yeah.
HBO Real Sex
Liquid Television, back when MTV didn't completely suck.
>that episode with the sex dungeon
the girls gone wild commercials on comedy central
Friday nights without borders, Latin lover
>budding 13 year old boy
>summertime so no bed time
>up late flipping through channels in my room
>MTV uncut(?)
>this video starts playing
youtube.com
I knew about jackin' off but little me was not prepared for the jungle fever THICCC
rap kino
The Spice Channel on the cheater box.
Something called sexy sport clips.
It always came at 11 p.m. and was basically girl only softcore porn
I can imagine trying to masturbate to this as a kid and being really annoyed whenever 50 cent's face would flash on the screen
Kino.
I saw a lot of weird shit probably too young on IFC because I saw Sirens which had an amazing amount of nudity in it so I stayed up chasing that titty buzz. It shaped me.
I watched Big O
I remember watching this late night on a french channel with the sound off
It was pure porn kino
Tommy Chong and the Evil Bong
Our bed time was 9 o clock and my room was right next to our downstairs living room. I kept my door cracked for a night light and i could peek through the crack from my bed and sew the TV. Star Trek came on at 9 which is some of the reason that worked for my dad I think. I'd peek through and watch some Star Trek before I fell asleep. Shit was cash.
Inyuasha
Lifetime
Parents go out, Clockwork Orange goes in, flash foward to the present day when I'm in my 30s and have hundreds of gigabytes of rape porn on my hard drive. God bless.
I remember watching shining, the thing and the grudge when i was around 9 years old.
and i regret watching all of them.
Toonami
My first contact with shemale porn was thanks to scrambled porn channels it was all downhill from there.
Nice.
*frantically start looking for tv remote*
alien: resurrection
Wild On
this. I also remember one night SpikeTV had some program on where it was just some blonde model being photographed topless. I have no idea what the fuck it was but I wish I could find it again for the nostalgia value.
my parents
its a bodypainting latina photoshoot session in the sand episode
12am girls gone wild infomercials or whatever.
Red Shoe Diaries
...
south park or celebrity death match
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bleach, Alien Sex Files, Code Gayass and some others shit I can't remember. A lot of 2000s anime kino 4 sure tho. Before it got all autistic and too popular.
>Wild On
This. Brooke burke man.
american pie 2, had it on vhs.
shannon elizabeth hhnng
them
I'd tune in to comedy central and the E! channel late at night no so much for the content but really for all the GGW promo's and commercials
Nice repeated numbers fellas
This paraguayan girl gave me my first boner.
kek
>not watching BET instead so you could fap to nellys tip drill
come on my man
MTV with my brother. My mom would let us sleep downstairs if we promised not to watch tv all night. then we'd watch music videos for hours in the dark.
Urusei Yatsura and Naked News
My dad and I were channel surfing once when HBO was still channel 29 where I lived. It was the anchorman fight scene all scrambled but we were laughing so hard we watched it all anyway
boner kino
>X-Files/random early 90s movies
>southpark
>Sexy Sport Clips or whatever softcore porn I could find
>degenerate MTV shows