What did you watch while your parents were sleeping?

What did you watch while your parents were sleeping?

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*STEEL DRUMS BEGIN TO PLAY*

Looked at my mom's bare feet while she slept.

How were they

A Bug's Life

They needed to be licked clean.

I'd stay up until 7AM watching Emmanuelle tours the world, Kink, random softcore and this

The sailor who fell from grace with the sea.

Would u bang ur mom in her prime

I took my dad's back massager and placed it on my crotch

Nothing, because the tv was in the living room

BLACKED with my sister

real sex.

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

a-am i doing it guys?

Das Boot and Aktenzeichen Ungelöst

The scrambled porn channel lookin at them distorted green tittays

>Would u bang ur mom
If She allowed me.
>in her prime
Mommy is perfect no matter what.

That picture isn't legal and you know damn well why

same here.

>staying up until 7am watching the full version of Das Boot
I miss childhood

Nice, can't say the same but I'm into milfs

Pornocopia

Hardcore Pawn.

Playboy channel

Sexcetera

>tfw you parents allowed to stay up

What kind of savage parenting is forcing your kids to go to bed at 9 P.M.

My baby sitter took me and my teenage brother to see Species 2 in theaters when I was 8

It was hilarious when my parents went to see it on their own a few days later and came back horrified knowing what we saw. It all worked out though, Species 2 taught me how babies are made so my dad didn't actually have to go through "the talk" with me.

I don't, please elaborate.

taxi cab confessions and hbo porn

The kind that doesn't produce Sup Forums posters?

Anime and porn

Playmate of the Apes

Latin Lover desu

Bevis & Butthead
Inverted pron on the scrambled pay channels

Funnily, Animal Planet. I loved that fucker, Steve Ervin.

Rugrat marathon from the 90's recorded on a VHS tape. I was a innocent kid.

...

Cinemax

xfiles

Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 10.

Shit did not end well.

SOFT
CORE
GERMAN
PORN

All the late night stuff that was on Bommerang: Grape Ape, Inch High Private Eye, Jabberjaw. Good shows they didn't play during the day.

>parents
>s
haha yeah

sounds like it would've been more funny than anything
>you're sentenced to...
sexily flicked her eyebrows twice
>five months' worth of furious finger-banging, fisting and face-fucking torture, courteously provided by Thicc Fabio

>Baneposters are little 8 year olds
I'm not surprised lol

Anything involving scantily clad women.

>8 years old

Try 5 years.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BerjjGrQkS4

Howard Stern on E!, Real Sex, a lot of softcore on HBO

holy keks that was good thanks for the link

I remember turning the TV on when my parents were sleeping to watch some good ol' late night tv but while I was browsing through the channels I saw this clip and that's when I stopped watching TV alone for a long time.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rtn06ZW9Xm0

MMMMMM MUMMYS FEETSIES

They know the goodness.

*BRAP*
hihihihihi

Late night Cinemax

Fuck yeah.

HBO Real Sex

Liquid Television, back when MTV didn't completely suck.

>that episode with the sex dungeon

the girls gone wild commercials on comedy central

Friday nights without borders, Latin lover

Canadians will remember

The fuckin' french channel Saturday night

youtube.com/watch?v=gWgACb-ZAv8

>budding 13 year old boy
>summertime so no bed time
>up late flipping through channels in my room
>MTV uncut(?)
>this video starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=GNqYWkiBHHw

I knew about jackin' off but little me was not prepared for the jungle fever THICCC

rap kino

The Spice Channel on the cheater box.

Something called sexy sport clips.
It always came at 11 p.m. and was basically girl only softcore porn

I can imagine trying to masturbate to this as a kid and being really annoyed whenever 50 cent's face would flash on the screen

Kino.

I saw a lot of weird shit probably too young on IFC because I saw Sirens which had an amazing amount of nudity in it so I stayed up chasing that titty buzz. It shaped me.

I watched Big O

I remember watching this late night on a french channel with the sound off

It was pure porn kino

Tommy Chong and the Evil Bong

Our bed time was 9 o clock and my room was right next to our downstairs living room. I kept my door cracked for a night light and i could peek through the crack from my bed and sew the TV. Star Trek came on at 9 which is some of the reason that worked for my dad I think. I'd peek through and watch some Star Trek before I fell asleep. Shit was cash.

Inyuasha

Lifetime

Parents go out, Clockwork Orange goes in, flash foward to the present day when I'm in my 30s and have hundreds of gigabytes of rape porn on my hard drive. God bless.

I remember watching shining, the thing and the grudge when i was around 9 years old.

and i regret watching all of them.

Toonami

My first contact with shemale porn was thanks to scrambled porn channels it was all downhill from there.

Nice.

*frantically start looking for tv remote*

alien: resurrection

Wild On

this. I also remember one night SpikeTV had some program on where it was just some blonde model being photographed topless. I have no idea what the fuck it was but I wish I could find it again for the nostalgia value.

my parents

its a bodypainting latina photoshoot session in the sand episode

12am girls gone wild infomercials or whatever.

Red Shoe Diaries

...

south park or celebrity death match

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bleach, Alien Sex Files, Code Gayass and some others shit I can't remember. A lot of 2000s anime kino 4 sure tho. Before it got all autistic and too popular.

>Wild On
This. Brooke burke man.

american pie 2, had it on vhs.
shannon elizabeth hhnng

them

I'd tune in to comedy central and the E! channel late at night no so much for the content but really for all the GGW promo's and commercials

Nice repeated numbers fellas
This paraguayan girl gave me my first boner.


kek

>not watching BET instead so you could fap to nellys tip drill

come on my man

MTV with my brother. My mom would let us sleep downstairs if we promised not to watch tv all night. then we'd watch music videos for hours in the dark.

Urusei Yatsura and Naked News

My dad and I were channel surfing once when HBO was still channel 29 where I lived. It was the anchorman fight scene all scrambled but we were laughing so hard we watched it all anyway

boner kino

>X-Files/random early 90s movies
>southpark
>Sexy Sport Clips or whatever softcore porn I could find
>degenerate MTV shows