merry christmas from björk edition
/brit/
I fucking can't stand it.
Pic related. Just got back from a little social experiment last week. Went to every Paki Shop, Kebab Shop and stood outside every Mosque within walking distance and counted the number of 'Merry Christmas' welcomes I received.
As you can see they aren't integrating even somewhat. Did the same thing at 3 Chinese places and check out the difference
Happy Winterval (Christmas is racist)
Yeah
Genuinely enjoy Ed Sheeran tbqh. Definitely the most normie thing about me.
dinner sorted
autism
having a big christmas think
(my secondary school principal unironically had this poem framed on the wall in his office)
The rare scientific rorke
>attended choir performance
never post that again
Bless Allah
friends are gay dude
should be coloured according to yes and nos. not type
delete this
couldn't imagine being a sub-Saharan black
like what's the point
Let’s be honest lads; turkey is just a massive shit chicken.
more of a catalogue of mental illness, poor chap is using confirmation bias as a methodology. hopefully a doctor will see this and offer mental succour.
>Light blue Levi 501's
>10 eye black 1490 smooth Dr Martens
>Nike & Adidas track bottoms
Very good Christmas desu. Glad I got this stuff cus I'm skint atm.
well /brit/, are you the "cool" one of the family?
Sadly I think the producers of the Oxford English Dictionary know a liiiiittle more about the use of words in the English language than you darling xxx
I'm dreaming, of a White Christmas
My siblings and I are all losers and my parents know it.
quite the opposite lol
turkey is just an excuse to consumer boatloads of gravy
women have no moral foundation. they're purely emotional creatures
Can I get some slags please?
breitbart.com
I fucking despise this fucking brown muslims paki cunt.
same but I live in london so it's more of a smelly brown christmas
Are you Summer? I think I remember her posting a similar window view.
Got a giftcard to rent a box truck for a day
Based uncle ahmed
interesting
*forwards your name to the authorities*
mam>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mum
dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cats
happy christmas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>merry christmas
got a digitally remastered book
Does Aisha suck the breasts of Fatted Cows
going to become left-handed simply because it's hard
who's with me?
What roast meal isn’t?
>getting clothes for christmas presents
povvo af
coo coo ca-choo mrs robinson
>Every year, in the lead up to Christmas, tabloids run turkey (that is, dumb and stupid) stories about Muslims objecting to the festival, cards, crackers, music, trees, pressies, paper hats, church services, mince pies, street decorations, and ho-ho-hoing Santas.
>Such culture alarms are now an annual ritual, an essential part of the season. They reassure those lost souls who want all their Christmases to be white.
>Many of the reports are cooked up, some rely on unverified gossip usually put about by disgruntled council workers or jingoists, and a few are truthful accounts of Muslim grouches who are forever trying to stop the rest of us having a good time.
umm she's not exactly wrong sweaty
nice job falling for the propaganda though
calm down and go back to your turkey now xx
Are chunks bros
why are black thinking types so cringy
After doing no shampoo my hair went from a dull brown to a golden blonde color, its pretty aesthetic
I think we should all take a moment to thank God that we'll never have to fight in WW2
dm her and ask
>flirting with that girl gets heavier and heavier to the point of outright sexual
>"but I don't wanna lead you on or anything teehee"
Hmm
Wish this video ended with a flash and Shia's blood shadowed on the wall.
Checked the local library for a copy of the book I want, but the only one they have is in Italian!
died for nothing tb h
>i will never watch the graduate for the first time ever again
i enjoy his publicity stunts
I want and brush my teeth with my left hand and I kick a ball with my left foot.
Reckon the facist school teachers just tricked me into writing with my right hand.
comfy. have never experienced a white christmas
She is wrong though. Those articles are factual, she's bitching out about the media having the audacity to call out muslims who trample all over christmas and try to censor it.
By Allah you are a real piece of shit
After doing no shampoo my hair went from a golden blonde to a dark grey with a tinge of yellow
definitely but i doubt anyone else thinks that
Underage autismos the both of you. You’re supposed to just go round to each other’s house and shag at that point.
just cracked my mum over the head with a rolling pin because the fat slag is taking ages to cook dinner when she knows I'm starving
fuck christmas and fuck my family don't care anymore
After doing no shampoo my hair just smells really bad
...
after doing no shampoo my hair smells
Top tier slag coming through
>literally no mention of Christmas being racist or islamophobic in her article whatsoever
looks like Breitbart whipped you up into a pointless fury again, Rorkey boy. Merry Christmas!
after doing no poo my stomach aches quite bad
the articles themselves are somewhat factual but the broader narrative implied is false
Want to kick the tart down the stairs
want to wish a merry Christmas to every Brit, Irishman and wacky bruce :3
genuinely hope yanks have a shit day though
Then stop giving her attention. The fact that she even said that to you suggests you're a soyboy. Like a dog desperate for her affection you probably cling on to her every word and she knows it. The true alpha chad puts HER off, like a cat you must make her yearn for YOUR attention. Slowly reel her in, and gently push her away again.
>falling for the "shampoo" scam
it just makes your hair dry and puffy
fuck off the year's not over yet
twitter.com
drumpf saved christmas
WW1 was worse
>falling for the "washing" scam
it's just a marketing trick
Yeah but tbf you only came here from syria a few months ago
It's implied if you actually read her article, leftpol paki.
Why would it be false? I don't hear Hindus and Sikhs looking to take down christmas decorations and going to the council about it. It is Muslims and they are therefore rightly targets for the media.
>that tweet
trump's bizarro world never ceases to amaze me
If blacks and spics can proudly be Christian and thank God for things, then I can too.
ah yes the so called "happy holidays"
BRITISH CULTURE?????? CAN'T SEE ANY HERE
need someone to poz me up for Christmas
leftypol
It's Christmas and we're with family and live hours apart.
>falling for the "clothes" scam
Its a conspiracy. Clothing companies invented winter to everyone buys their product
Serious question:
Why dont they make animals talk in open world games?
I know people want games to be realistic but games are meant to take us somewhere we have never been before. Think more games should be like cartoons but with live action graphics
*wakes up*
Ahh... christmas day, I wonder what I shall do today?
*a stray thought enters my mind*
hmm... pakis? PAKIS? PAKIS PAKIS PAKIS PAKIS PAKIS PAKIS PAKIS MUSLIMS IT'S DISGUSTING THEY'RE RUINING MY CHRISTMAS PAKIS AT IT AGAIN PAKIS here look at this fucking breitbart article you leftist KEKOLDS the pakis are at it again the PAKIS don't you see
i dont think trump is leftpol haha
Not trying to be offensive or funny but when you get pozzed in the bum does the burrowing of the spermlings pain your bum?
Christmas time, don't let the bells end
betty when you call me you can call me al
...
rorke please just have a day off
Australian posts always manage to intrigue me
There's some underlying wacky theme of this post but I don't know what motivated it
what a fucking lad
>KEKOLDS
Kobolds*
definitely the best christmas song
played it the other day and the gf just gave me a confused/disgusted look and told me to put Chris Rea on again. Horrible little wench I gave her a good smacking after that.
Got mum a large bottle of V I POO for christmas
bladee dropped a xmas choon