>staying at my grandmother's house in s*dney for christmas >got home tonight after a nice day out with the family >suddenly woke up 30 minutes ago >there's a fucking six inch cockroach sitting on my face eating my nose >scream like a little girl and delete it from existence with a slipper >run out of room >the entire fucking house is infested with cockroaches >feel like I'm in a horror movie and my grandmother is some kind of cockroach matriarch
I have to drive 5 hours tomorrow back home to Canberra and I won't get any sleep now
Brody Young
Wake me up inside
Kayden Young
Is nana living in trash?
Landon Gutierrez
>s*dney I mean you've identified the problem now you have to something about it.
Gabriel Lewis
You will bring those roaches back to your home They will be your friends from now on
Charles Stewart
Are you a girl or something?
Adam Wood
I used to live in a house full of cockroaches and other bugs. You'll get used to it after a year.
Landon Anderson
>mfw i'm the cockroach
Wyatt Mitchell
weird im in a sharehouse in marsfield with chink students they are some of the dirtiest people ive met food is always left out, everywhere but you know whats weird? No roaches. theres moths here and there, a few spiders outside, but no roaches.
Henry Long
I set up a rudimentary survival pod in a room where I killed every living thing I found so it should be ok
I think I have a phobia of insects desu, I'm alright with most other things
Asher Kelly
to add the this, food is often left in the kitchen until it moulds and sticks the place out yet still, ive been here almost a year now and no roaches
Easton Garcia
that is fucking horrifying i had a nightmare where millions of cockroaches swarmed all over me and ever since I've been afraid of bugs
Jonathan Roberts
the chinks are the roaches
Lincoln Price
Do you mean this one?
Brayden Gray
>not wanting to share your home with a peaceful cockroach family
Chase Phillips
It just fucking happened again
I can't handle this lads. I'm literally going to sleep in my shitty car outside and probably get stabbed to death by a crackhead, this is too much
Oliver Morgan
Burn the entire place down m8. Don't tell your grandmother either, they expect one of them in the wreckage
Easton Robinson
I'm now sitting with my back up against the front door. They simply do not care about the shelter of the kitchen light anymore. The end is coming soon. I want the world to know how I died; eaten by cockroaches.
Asher Martin
didn't know there was a big Turkish community in Sydney
Xavier Hughes
post feet
Christian Morales
Bathroom round two: the hive is multiplying
Ethan Jackson
If Sydney and Lelbourne are both hated here, then where would you live? Perth?
Jayden Diaz
>I base my decisions on where to live on the opinion of the users of a mongolian butter churning network
Blake Adams
putting some tape on the feet of your bed should at least keep that clean
Cooper Walker
The roaches are in a sharehouse in marsfield with you, user