Staying at my grandmother's house in s*dney for christmas

>staying at my grandmother's house in s*dney for christmas
>got home tonight after a nice day out with the family
>suddenly woke up 30 minutes ago
>there's a fucking six inch cockroach sitting on my face eating my nose
>scream like a little girl and delete it from existence with a slipper
>run out of room
>the entire fucking house is infested with cockroaches
>feel like I'm in a horror movie and my grandmother is some kind of cockroach matriarch

I have to drive 5 hours tomorrow back home to Canberra and I won't get any sleep now

Wake me up inside

Is nana living in trash?

>s*dney
I mean you've identified the problem now you have to something about it.

You will bring those roaches back to your home
They will be your friends from now on

Are you a girl or something?

I used to live in a house full of cockroaches and other bugs. You'll get used to it after a year.

>mfw i'm the cockroach

weird
im in a sharehouse in marsfield with chink students
they are some of the dirtiest people ive met
food is always left out, everywhere
but you know whats weird? No roaches. theres moths here and there, a few spiders outside, but no roaches.

I set up a rudimentary survival pod in a room where I killed every living thing I found so it should be ok

I think I have a phobia of insects desu, I'm alright with most other things

to add the this, food is often left in the kitchen until it moulds and sticks the place out
yet still, ive been here almost a year now and no roaches

that is fucking horrifying
i had a nightmare where millions of cockroaches swarmed all over me and ever since I've been afraid of bugs

the chinks are the roaches

Do you mean this one?

>not wanting to share your home with a peaceful cockroach family

It just fucking happened again

I can't handle this lads. I'm literally going to sleep in my shitty car outside and probably get stabbed to death by a crackhead, this is too much

Burn the entire place down m8. Don't tell your grandmother either, they expect one of them in the wreckage

I'm now sitting with my back up against the front door. They simply do not care about the shelter of the kitchen light anymore. The end is coming soon. I want the world to know how I died; eaten by cockroaches.

didn't know there was a big Turkish community in Sydney

post feet

Bathroom round two: the hive is multiplying

If Sydney and Lelbourne are both hated here, then where would you live? Perth?

>I base my decisions on where to live on the opinion of the users of a mongolian butter churning network

putting some tape on the feet of your bed should at least keep that clean

The roaches are in a sharehouse in marsfield with you, user

Most people see the light and move to QLD

Go to the store and get some Roach spray

Don't be a pussy and stomp that fucker, Blake.

Not op mate

Does Santa wear shorts and t shirt in Australia?

buy some scorpions, they love to eat cockroaches

I've never seen a cockroach in my entire life.

I'm not really sure whether they even exist here.

>QLD
>the light
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