Hate to break it to ya, but it'll never beat the originals.
Gavin Jenkins
XTH FOR CRYSTAL DICKS
Michael Barnes
>really looked forward to Peridot becoming an official member of the Crystal Gems >she'd get to live in the Temple with them, hang on as a main cast member, go out into the town and interact with some of the humans in funny and interesting ways >none of this happens because the Homeworld gems are a backup squad kept a barn and out of the story until big plot episodes SU has started to let me down.
Adrian Flores
Reminder that Steven is long dead since "Frybo" and the rest of the show is his hallucination
Anthony Campbell
xth for edgiest AU
Justin Morris
Jasper seeks Peridot in the barn for refuge. In an interesting turn of events she picks up a new disguise. Can Peridot keep her new pet a secret from the gems?
Jose Price
we need an episode where steven and peridot are properly trained to shapeshift.
the drama and crying coming from Pearl's reluctance to shapeshift or inability.
Jose Brooks
did some of the other shut-ins here earn their pretty princess points so their family can support their lifestyle and so that dad won't be sad?
lapis best gem
Eli Allen
Iridescent Pearl
Watch her dance, watch her twirl
I wonder if she'd like to be my girl
Christian Clark
Reminder that Steven's kindness knows no bounds.
Colton Jenkins
Whaaaat? Really?
Anthony Cook
Reminder that Opal is objectively the best fusion
Brody Morales
Wait, wait, what, damage control over what? What happened?
Xavier Wilson
But didn't poil shapeshift herself a dress in the beach party episode?
Fresh reminder that this is still down, that other websites had conflicting schedule information with this one when it was up, and that this is the only 100% certifiable source for a schedule unless CN makes an announcement elsewhere. There's hope yet boys!
Isaac Gutierrez
tfw you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on SU.
Landon Collins
How? She has barely any personality and speaks like 2 sentences.
Isaac Gomez
GOD those thighs
Parker Johnson
>get interested in show >watch season 1 >watch season 2 >show goes on hiatus >lose interest >show comes back >can never care as much as I did before
Nolan Walker
What happening Did Zuke see the ratings for hit the diamond??
Jonathan Williams
This picture is my goddamn favorite. I'm a sucker for what-ifs and bad ends in general, and the lighting and setting really sells a feeling of finality.
Fuck, I'm rambling.
Kevin Wright
Guys what the fuck is going on?
Carter Parker
why is it on the .ca domain? pretty sure teletoon has broadcasting rights to cn shows in canada anyway
the american site is a fucking nightmare to navigate though
Joshua Martin
never noticed his gauntlets are powered by all the slain gems
that's pretty rockin
Alexander King
Legs
Cameron Morales
You know, There's a few points where it seems like intended order was changed last minute: All of these are connected to episodes being out of order even within the same board team
Arcade Mania (the first lamar and aleth episode) and Giant Woman feel like they were intended to come before Tiger Millionaire and Steven's Lion (the 2nd lamar and aleth episode)
despite pic related early season 1B isn't different on the intended order list: The episodes that feel like they were moved there are Keep Beach City Weird (comes before secret team in production order, possibly moved for halloween), and Lion 3 & Island Adventure (come right after Fusion Cuisine in production order)
Thoughts?
Liam Moore
Bob is the best
Tyler Robinson
Unlike the other fusions
Samuel Ortiz
Pearl can change clothes and that is all we have seen from her.
Amy can basically turn into anything.
Garnet can shapeshift well and stretch her arms to great lengths.
Benjamin Flores
why does pearl actin like a dude turn me on so much
Aaron Reed
>Filename
David Garcia
We need answers!
Christian Wright
Good Morning, /mlp/!
Noah Williams
...
Aaron Ortiz
But those ratings were pretty good why would she feel bad about them
Austin Martinez
Probably nothing.
Connor White
I'm telling you sugar is cracking down on Zuke for her lapidot bullshit
Mason Rogers
...
Nicholas Morales
Why would he be dead? Worst thing Frybo did was feed you fries. The trans far would kill him faster.
Colton Baker
What do you do /sug/?
Jonathan Green
Because her fanfic had the lowest ratings of the entire event
I highly doubt she cares
Cooper Gray
>because you're a faggot it turns me on as well
Michael Sanders
Because Barn Mates right before it did so bad, which she boarded
Julian Clark
Why would she?
Levi Gomez
I still can't believe her shorts. Shit was hot
Jack Thompson
Reminder that Lion was there the whole time. Look, no steering wheel!
Lincoln Clark
...
Justin Richardson
Wonder how he managed to do it with those short arms. He looks like he can't reach his own waist.
Charles Foster
Well that was fucking dumb of me
I MEAN YEAH HAHA, THOSE INTENTIONALLY WRONG FILENAMES HUH GUYS?
Connor Murphy
4 pearl gemstones, possibly 8
Austin Richardson
Wait. Cause it's pretty fucking obvious that fat bastard is gonna die if he has to walk more than 3 steps.
Matthew Morales
It's The Sweets' NOTP
Thomas Garcia
yeah and I wonder from what fashion lion he got his cape from
Justin Cruz
I like her smoking and being sad, better
Colton Nguyen
He died from a heart attack_____________________
Daniel Walker
Greetings, you schemers, /freaks/, and fiends. It's that time again. I bet half of you lazy jerks are in your underpants or on your phone. I really gotta wear less tight shorts, oof.
Welcome to Night /sug/, where everyone is some kind of loser in some kind of way, but that's okay, because I think you're great anyway. I'm your host, Lapissed Lazurite. One lone reporter against overwhelming odds. Ah, I love being me.
Put on your bathing suits, it's time to get drenched in some news.
>New Challenger! A newcomer appears, expressing interest in our show. Several anons help out with directions. Boy, I hope he likes it. >Tragedy struck the donut community tonight as a rogue nuisance of a peridotposter violates them in that which does not belong. Those donuts didn't deserve that, you sick freak. >An enterprising tripfag proposes a game with the general; Mad libs! It's almost ruined several times, but he pulls through, and results are surprisingly hilarious and coherent. Garnet the saucy leader with Lovecraftian Armpits indeed. >A rather strange game is posted to the delight of Pearlfags. A pearl dating sim. Is this a precursor of things to come from the Visual Novel user? One can only hope he can even compare to the Swanky Ending. >Rising Baseball Superstar of Blue Team, Bob. has been confirmed to have an ass the size of a space station. Several anons confirm they will eat that like groceries. >Rubies as a whole have been revealed to actually not look like total crap when converted to Funko proportions. Midgets targeting figurine market?
That's all for now. Stay tuned until next time. And now, Jim with the weather.
Brandon Baker
How is this relevant
Brandon Green
That's totally Wario's car.
Jaxon Clark
>lion
used to think that fanart was kinda goofy before I noticed all the cool details
Juan Hill
tomorrow at 2pm EDT, CN is showing the 5 most recent episodes, Super Watermelon Island, Gem Drill, Same Old World, Barn Mates and then Hit the Diamond. (then Back to the Barn, It Could Have Been Great and Message Received.)
Jose Wright
OH MAN I LOOOVE YOU , KEEP UP GOD's WORK !!!
Austin Foster
WA
Jordan Lee
But that would make no sense, how would th target audience know exactly what episode was like before it aired? We knew because we're autists actively searching for leaks and synopses but the gross of the numbers are children.
Isaac Powell
I need more of this.
Jacob Diaz
Gonna shave my chest like this soon for a pool party tomorrow.
Leo Sullivan
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Tyler Davis
Happy to oblige
Tyler Evans
Too bad you won't look nearly as sexy as young Greg
Landon Hill
You ever watched that movie Seven, the one with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman? Remember the fat guy? Something like that probably.
Elijah Phillips
Am i the only one waiting for Amethyst to complete the set of shapeshifts by shapeshifting into Garnet or her components?
Cooper Price
What difference does it make? Wouldn't you get disheartened if you put effort into something and no one watched it, even if it wasn't due to low quality?
Justin Gonzalez
YOU TOLD US THIS YESTERDAY
Brandon Bailey
>PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING
Jaxon Lewis
Be careful and draw an outline first so you don't shave too much off.
Liam Brown
>eat the booty like groceries terrible song!
and yes, it is 9:45 PM with the windows down and i'm in my underwear
Jonathan Kelly
Is that like proto-pearl or what
Benjamin Phillips
Dreads??
This is awesome
Lincoln Reyes
what could it mean?
Aaron Campbell
I'm sad and lonely /sug/
please be my friends
Dominic Bennett
aand the day before that!
Ayden Turner
I know. I'm afraid it will look dumb, and then I'll just shave it all off.
I wasn't home and didn't have my clippers with me.
Will do.
Blake Gomez
kys cunt
Evan Gomez
/sug/ what would you do if the love of your life died and all you had to show for it was some loud chubby asshole?
Brandon Smith
>Dreads?? no user, locks
Joshua Ortiz
Well dear viewers, as you can see in this photo, it is raining T-shirt gunfire. The Mayor has been shirt. I repeat: the Mayor has been shirt! It should clear up shortly though.
Now, Sports!
Jaxon Jenkins
why is it always the lapisfags
don't an hero plz, we love you and you're a wonderful person regardless of what anyone says
Jackson Bailey
SU has gotten much lower numbers before I don't think it's that big of a deal, and Zuke doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would get depressed by slightly less successful ratings? Anyway, I think she's just deleting them for the same reason you delete embarrassing messages you post on the internet, you think they are stupid or misleading.
Luke Jenkins
They identify with their long suffering gemfu.
They long for a magical gender-fluid shota to beat up a butch lesbian and save them.
Yet they know this won't happen.
Caleb Davis
we are all together user we are all together
Joseph Allen
I really don't blame her, there was some weird stuff going on last night. I mean off the walls.
Lincoln Myers
heads up for the MEGA guys: Hit the diamond is already on instant video stuff for some reason
Adam Gutierrez
Seriously I can't even begin to comprehend this.
Dylan Rodriguez
>BEING THIS PLEB get cultured
Joseph Nguyen
...
Wyatt Gutierrez
so when is reptile man going to make another appearance?
