Brit/pol/ Aesthetic Nige Edition

>IMF completely exposed for there Euro and EU delusions
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/07/28/imf-admits-disastrous-love-affair-with-euro-apologises-for-the-i/

>Cat’s out of the bag as Treasury reveals Whitehall arrival Gladstone
standard.co.uk/news/uk/cat-s-out-of-the-bag-as-treasury-reveals-whitehall-arrival-gladstone-a3307456.html

>UK Police Launch Rainbow Patrol Car To ‘Fight Hate Crime’
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/28/uk-police-launch-rainbow-patrol-car-to-fight-hate-crime/

>High Court judge rules that Labour NEC was correct to allow Jeremy Corbyn on the leadership ballot.
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/28/jeremy-corbyn-fights-off-court-challenge-labour-leadership-ballot

>Merkel rules out migrant policy reversal after attacks
bbc.com/news/world-europe-36912141

>Sky's Martin Brunt: "I Could Have Killed Them All"
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6n8IhAhjKQ

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>Boris Johnson's cat evicted from Number 10 after sneaking in when the door was open
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/boris-johnsons-cat-evicted-from-number-10-after-sneaking-in-when/

>Blairite Labour Party donor Michael Foster's legal challenge to Corbyn's right to be on leadership ballot
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/26/high-court-to-hear-legal-case-against-labour-leadership-ballot-decision-jeremy-corbyn

>Corbyn supporters consider legal challenge to NEC's voting limitations and suspension of Constituency Labour Parties. Petition:
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/an-open-letter-to-the-nec-from-labour-party-members

>Theresa May SHUTS DOWN £6.4m-per-year asylum centre
express.co.uk/news/uk/692958/Theresa-May-Government-6-4m-asylum-centre-shut-charities-Barnados

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bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36917174
twitter.com/YouGov/status/759284022103113729
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706499/Man-30-dead-injured-private-party-Surrey-police-urgently-try-contact-guests.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36924449
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tristram-hunt-tells-oxbridge-labour-students-that-the-top-1-per-cent-must-take-leadership-in-labour-a6717731.html
youtube.com/watch?v=hoYxTQw8cB0
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/07/29/uk-goods-exporters-outstrip-global-rivals-for-first-time-since-2/
standard.co.uk/news/uk/londons-tourism-bonanza-after-brexit-vote-a3307491.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786723/London-skyscraper-Walkie-Talkie-melted-cars-reflecting-sunlight-fitted-shading.html
dw.com/en/far-right-anti-erdogan-protest-allowed-to-go-ahead-in-cologne-on-day-of-demonstrations/a-19438684?maca=en-rss-en-all-1573-rdf
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Wtf i hate britpol now

England's plastic bag usage drops 85% since 5p charge introduced.

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36917174

JUST TAX MY SHIT UP

>twitter.com/YouGov/status/759284022103113729

HOW KEK CAN THEY GO?

What did she mean by this?

aesthetic

Good policy then, it's needless waste.

I feel like putting that in the next op

She snapped

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>there's an open fair in view from my bedroom and can hear a band playing but too neet to go

Why are british people so ugly compared to us germanics and slavs?

Based

now they're playing baggy trousers

>anglowave
I could get into this.

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Because you have sex with mooses, and we have sex with Irish and Scots

((Mensch))

A few days late but I still rustles me

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706499/Man-30-dead-injured-private-party-Surrey-police-urgently-try-contact-guests.html

>'We're British like anyone else': Jamaican couple lash out at racist abuse they have received since Yardie killing took place at their sex pool party

>Police launch murder probe after man, 34, was shot dead at private pool party organised by Reggae dancehall artist


>Emergency services were called to £1m rented home in Headley at 2.30am after neighbours heard gunshots fired

>Local source says home with two pools used for 'sex parties', which caused 'chaos' in village for third year

>The event was arranged by Jamaican rapper Jason White, 21, and his wealthy girlfriend Summerlyn Farquharson, also known as 'Krissy'.

>Ms Farquharson said: 'We are getting lots of hurtful messages, for him to be sent back to Africa, we aren't from Africa, we are British like anyone else, we have the right to be here.'

>She has rented the home for £5,000 a month since 2014 after receiving a £3.1million payout from Whittington Hospital, north London.

>Her son was starved of oxygen at birth there, causing brain damage and cerebral palsy.

>Shortly after moving into the six-bedroom home with her son, now eight, and her five-year-old daughter, Miss Farquharson and her boyfriend decided to throw parties there, inviting revellers from as far as Jamaica.

Why do you get £3 million for giving birth to a retard?

I love these pics

Do you happen to have anymore?

Can someone archive the Telegraph article for me? I'm getting a "you must subscribe to view this page" message I can't bypass

a message to you rudy

Stab any care workers today?

I can't wait until she runs out of money.

Open it in Incognito

STOP YOUR MESSING AROUND

I don't feel any hate towards them for some reason

>obligatory Brillo Pad photo

Absolutely quintessential.

YOU AINT NO BRIT BRUV

>need to go into town to buy a gift
>gay pride
>roads closed

>Reggae dancehall artist Braintear Spookie
kek

>tfw Hilary Benn is not a Bennite

Thanks lad, no idea why that worked

you got summin to say to big man spooks?

Shows the policy worked lad.

That would swing even further towards Unionism if there were a real referendum following a debate. The argument to leave the UK only to subject yourself to the EU simply does not stand up to reason in the light of day, economically or politically. Watching braveheart won't save the fenians now.

Benn is more Blairite and Spearchukka should be off the scale

>Why do you get £3 million for giving birth to a retard?
Usually it's because the hospital fucked up and caused it and that money is supposed to be used to pay for it's lifelong care

I blame his mum

Leftist ideology is based on one fundamental psychological principle: rebellion against daddy.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36924449

>Gladstone the cat lands Treasury job

There's a new cat about Whitehall

For God sake where are you? Thankfully I've never seen a gay pride parade IRL

They really should be banned though, it serves no purpose other than being annoying and I'm saying this as a bender

Have you tried taking the back passage instead?

Larrys now a minority in his own street

They also poison onlooking children's minds, why do they have to do it in such a sick fashion?

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Can I be spoonfed some more Vaporwave that's like Macross82-99?

that opening paragraph is incredible

Dan Hodges strokes a cat like a fucking maniac, straight in for the tail grab

>Her boyfriend, who is commonly known by his stage name Spookie
>a black man called Spookie

You can't make this shit up.

That gets me too.

There is no need to ponce about in rubber suits festooned with dildos.

I feel like bring kids along, pointing to these people and saying "They are having a parade because they want to be accepted like us" . . ."Are they like us boys and girls"??

That money aint gonna last long renting at £5k a month.

Classic nigs. All about the short term gratification.

And Tristram Hunt is a gift to cockney rhyming slang.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tristram-hunt-tells-oxbridge-labour-students-that-the-top-1-per-cent-must-take-leadership-in-labour-a6717731.html

Is the BBC hiring the cats for them?

Tony Benn shouldn't have given his son a girl's name if he wanted him in his camp.

>it serves no purpose other than being annoying and I'm saying this as a bender
This

She could rent for 50 years, if she got £3 million, she could buy it outright and have 2 million left.

True

All sexually explicit actions in public should be discouraged

youtube.com/watch?v=hoYxTQw8cB0

Probably some white guy who owns the house and is raking it in overcharging the dumb coons though I hope the jew fucker has a decent deposit at least, it sounds like the tropical spacker-spawners are wrecking the place. Anyway always amuses me how these urban people leave London and are surprised how people don't put up with their shit like the defeated denizens of London town. All the batties from the country come to London and ponce about complaining about how white and racist their poxy home town is and how it's great to be in London all the while the 1% of Londoners who were actually born there just want the suffering to end.

telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/07/29/uk-goods-exporters-outstrip-global-rivals-for-first-time-since-2/

Please add link to OP for next thread

When is the next pariliament stream?

I always turn brit/pol/ on and hope to see one

But there never is one lately :(

Yeah, but what about her incessant spending on cars, drugs and parties

What kind of industry could Britain have? More farming? Fishing? Technology?

Summer recess lad, back in September

Parliament is in summer recess until 5th September

Added

Do what we always do. Make boats, planes, drugs cars, and jewelry

>people unironically thought that the IMF was independent in the referendum debate

standard.co.uk/news/uk/londons-tourism-bonanza-after-brexit-vote-a3307491.html

YAY MORE FREE MONEY

Farming and fishing are agriculture

20% of our economy is industry, more than the Yanks or frogs and is a fairly average level for an advanced economy

Nothing worse than being cucked out of a plastic bag.

>Bu bu but muh reusables

Enjoy your diseases

>The International Monetary Fund’s top staff misled their own board, made a series of calamitous misjudgments in Greece, became euphoric cheerleaders for the euro project, ignored warning signs of impending crisis, and collectively failed to grasp an elemental concept of currency theory.
WHY AREN'T PEOPLE LISTENING TO MUH EXPERTS!

>>UK Police Launch Rainbow Patrol Car To ‘Fight Hate Crime’

I don't want to live here any more.
Unless we miraculously get a national socialist red pilled party in power of course

Here come all the Yank tourists and chinks

So glad I don't live in London

Diseases?

Footie hooligs is our only major export currently

Seriously (((who))) designed this cunt wart of a building?

It ruins the entire skyline.

I think the Kiwi is right, all sorts of pathogens live on the bags, from fruit and veg to meat shit, it leaves a trace and builds up.
After all who washes a plastic bag.

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEMAIN


United Kingdom’s Top 10 Exports
Top 10

The following export product groups represent the highest dollar value in UK global shipments during 2015. Also shown is the percentage share each export category represents in terms of overall exports from United Kingdom.

Machines, engines, pumps: US$63.9 billion (13.9% of total exports)
Gems, precious metals: $53 billion (11.5%)
Vehicles: $50.7 billion (11%)
Pharmaceuticals: $36 billion (7.8%)
Oil: $33.2 billion (7.2%)
Electronic equipment: $29 billion (6.3%)
Aircraft, spacecraft: $18.9 billion (4.1%)
Medical, technical equipment: $18.4 billion (4%)
Organic chemicals: $14 billion (3%)
Plastics: $11.8 billion (2.6%)

It's so stupid and a waste of money because it can be treated like any other crime (wasn't it already?)
It's just virtue signalling

Ahhh the walkie-talkie..

Fun fact, the shape of the building caused the suns reflection to concentrate and literally melt cars like a giant curved mirror

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786723/London-skyscraper-Walkie-Talkie-melted-cars-reflecting-sunlight-fitted-shading.html

Why can't we have awe-inspiring Romanesque architecture instead of this bleak (((modernist))) rubbish

>awe inspiring architecture
>literally a nazi

Hillary Benn looks a bit like Ian Smith at that resolution

Beautiful

>tfw no british renaissance

so pretty

>later calculations revealed that the dome in the back is so massive that if fully filled the body vapour would accumulate at the top and constant water drops would rain down the middle
oh adi

wow.. what could have been

My mate's wife washes her reusable plastic bags but she's a fucking nutjob who washes her recycling so the bin man doesn't get his hands dirty.

She sounds like a nice person though.

My council gestapo makes us wash our jars and cans before going in the recycling otherwise we get a fine

To bad he would only get his gloves dirty

Yeah she is. Could do worse than an over considerate washing-obsessed wifey I suppose. Never let's said mate out to the pub though but I suppose that's a bonus to moralfags.

>tfw i often buy pesto, only use half of it, it starts rotting, i throw the half full glass in the container

>So much civilization
>roman empire v2

DEVILISH

>Protest against Pro-Erdogan forces in Germany >get labelled far-right

Far-right anti-Erdogan protest allowed to go ahead in Cologne on day of demonstrations

dw.com/en/far-right-anti-erdogan-protest-allowed-to-go-ahead-in-cologne-on-day-of-demonstrations/a-19438684?maca=en-rss-en-all-1573-rdf

Who's going to be watching tomorrow?

Anyone got any more Aesthetic Nige/Trump? I collect em

When was this pic taken? Imagine if it was after the turn of the war and Adolf went back to look at it knowing it would never come to fruition.

I can't handle these feels

Fucking spacecraft?
Well colour me surprised. Serious? You're not just making it up? You're having a laugh mate.
Is the glorious British Empire going to claim Mars and Alpha Centauri in the name of Her Majesty?

I can understand machines, gems and pharmaceuticals. But fucking spacecraft?
What the fuck are we going to do with that shit? See how to make a nice cup of tea in zero gravity conditions?
Feeding your Nan's cat in low orbit?
For fuck's sake. I like looking at stars and the night sky. But this is taking the piss.

30,000 t*rks vs 100 nationalists.

Should be good. Maybe a kurd will pop in and cause a rukus too.