*punches your dog*

*punches your dog*

That's what you're supposed to do with a misbehaving dog. You jab your fingers into its neck and to them it feels like a bigger dog is biting them.

*roundhouses kick your canine*

>teleports behind dog
>"nothing personal pup"

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE

*hadouken*

What's the big deal about this?

something something mexicans

new dank meme senpai

Cesar didn't beat Holly any harder.

mexican punch dog

it wouldnt have been a huge deal if not for the fact that caesars (pictured left) got caught making homemade beastiality and tried killing himself shortly after with pills but failed.

uproxx.com/tv/cesar-millan-dog-whisperer-suicide/

It looks like he's suckerpunching a dog for no reason.

How does he keep getting away with it?

Fine. Dogs are for eat, not cuddles.

Go away Chink

Protip: If you get your dog as a puppy you don't have to resort to beating it to "correct" its behaviour, because you raised it right from the beginning. Only cucks you rescue nigger dogs have to do this.

Do dogs instinctly bite at you when you reach for their food? Two of my friends and my cousin own labs. They're not well trained or obedient really but I've never seen them snarl at anybody even strangers.

>uproxx
any other sources?

>A month later, while he was on tour in Europe, his wife of 16 years, Ilusion
>his wife of 16 years

He kicked millions.

They do.

r u retarded?

My dog would snarl at me when I used to reach for her food just to mess with her, but she would never bite. Maybe bark a little, but that's it.

Didn't the author meant "wife for 16 years"?

I don't know anymore.

I seriously hate people who flip out if you dare suggest you don't want some psychologically fucked up hellhound and would rather get a puppy.

what's his name again?

deserved a kick

/an/ hates this guy. They hated him even before he punched that dog.

'Wife of 16 years ' is correct. Means they've been married that long.

>HADOUKEN

no that dog is just shitty or trained shitty.

Sup Forums doesn't know how to handle dogs.

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It's more like idiots who do the rescue meme expecting a perfect dog.

Owning an abused dog you didn't raise will always be an uneasy partnership at best.

back the fuck off????????????????

Well I guess I was wrong.

YAMEROOOOOOOO

my mom had 2 dogs growing up. the first one (Cockapoo) was very food aggressive and wouldn't let you get near her if she had a treat or food. the other one (Goldendoodle) is easily the friendliest dog i've ever seen and would never even do anything remotely aggressive in any circumstance

They call him Cesar because he fucking conquers these doggos

Did you stab it in the neck?

INAZUMA KICKS YOUR DOG

I believe it can lead to food aggression.

I've been giving my pupper food in a feeding tube. He can really get into cashing after the tube. While I've had no problems moving it when he gets it stuck, I can see how it could lead to something.

Should have shot it in the throat.

No, I didn't even know that was a thing.

although my dog (which is usually pretty timid) will snarl and even kind of snap (not a full on bite but it's there) at you if you try to pick him up randomly

Remind me of my neighboor's pitbull. Used to poisoned him with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable.

He was an aggressive cunt, always barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.

he thought candy was going to fall out

hope the dog eats your children (not that you'll ever have any LOL!)

>falling for pasta
>getting angry over the death of a nigger dog

In USA it's a hate crime to hurt someone's feelings, even if it's only a dog.

i have been on this pit of despair for over 10 years and i have NEVER seen that post before

Lol what a cuck.
You haven't been in enough dog threads.

Only if they're poorly trained dogs

You should be able to walk up and take a dogs bowl away from them mid feed without any aggression

One of my dogs will even stop eating and move away from the bowl if I walk up to him (Although he's a very nervous dog all around, got him when he was like 3 and he was in a very bad house before I got him)

Seeing as it's 4 years old with no retraction, it's safe to say he either doesn't give a shit or it's entirely true. Otherwise they'd be sued for libel.

>tfw you'll never free a dog from getting stuck in a log so he can rest with his best bud pups on a designated sleeping table

this killed me

kinetic bombardment when?

Kid of retarded to eat dogs but hey, I guess there are probably a lot of them? So it's actually totally logical.

Animals that are kept for vanity reasons, ie pets are definitely a rich person hobby. It's not for peasants.

What does dog taste like?

it's one of the top ten anime betrayals

I love this place.

you sound like a retard

>“We were trying to do the whole thing white people do where they come back and visit,”
lol

I have 2 6 month old dogs we got at 8 weeks old, a pit/lab mix and a Shepard, we had both in training since they had all their shots, first time we learned was to pet them as they ate, never once have they so much as growled at one of us. The pit is easily one of the friendliest dogs I've ever been around and we've had several dogs over they years, he is super friendly at the dog park. Aggressive dogs are the product of shitty owners and poor discipline.

Subhumans.

too far user.

>shoryukens your doggo

wow a whole six months

why is reddit forcing the meme so hard?

If they are breeding them just to butcher them, that's pretty strange.

If they catch and butcher strays, well, that's fairly provincial, isn't it. But that's life. In America we just round them up and kill them then throw their carcass in a big freezer or incinerator. Probably both. Is that more logical?

Dogs are reddit tier pets

What's with China and dogs?

Why don't you fuck it in the ass?

Cesarposting its looking well

Man, that sure is one hot dog

Only if you're fucking blind or retarded

>got caught making homemade beastiality

Man I hate when you guys make shit up. Turns out he was just emo over the fact that his wife dumped him and his pitbull died. No bestiality porn. :(

>The pit is easily one of the friendliest dogs I've ever been around
They all say that until it flips out and bites your face off.

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How is he not in jail for this?

*hegs*

Is this part of the Paris Accord?

>you're a blind retard for thinking what totally looks like a sucker-punch to the layman is a sucker-punch

That seems really inefficient.

There has to be something heavy enough in that little shanty town to smash it over the head with before they toss it in the pot.

Why do dogs get along well with so many animals?

>that ending

who the fuck makes this shit

>How is he not in jail for this?

WOOF WOOF I WANT TO REPORT A CRIME WOOF WOOF

Probably trying to kill fleas or lice or something, even for a dead dog that'd be a pretty silly way to cook it.

Yeah it's amazing how confirmation bias works.

ALL dogs are dangerous to some degree, they're predators of substantial size. The biggest ones get the worst of it because, shocker, they can do more damage when they flip. I was bit by a Collie. Does that mean they are dangerous? No, overwhelmingly all dogs raised in loving homes are safe.

Some people treat animals the wrong way and they become surly and hostile to humans. Sucks but that's a free society that doesn't even teach philosophy in it's general education syllabus.

Judging by the dog names I'd say your mom is white trash

it's a doggy dog world user

What's with Asians and their obsession with making animals suffer as much as possible in the process of turning them into food? They love to cut shit up and cook it while it's still alive. Sometimes they even eat shit while it's still alive.

it's more fun

Did you think asians not having souls was just a meme, user

They think when animals taste better if they die with adrenaline running through them so they cook them alive.

They have an obsession with things being as fresh as possible

guarantees it's fresh and it locks in the flavor

The dog snapped at him when he approached its food you myopic faggot. His whole damn job is to tame aggressive dogs - can you not connect the two?

My dog doesn't care what we do around her food. She trusts us relating to food. Like we could take it away and she wouldn't care.

>>punches your dog

because your dog has a split second bite response

which if left unchecked may extend to other behaviors

which may eventually cause you to fight your dog for dominance

which may eventually result in your dog attacking you

or which may result in you killing your dog when it attacks you

because a domesticated animal must either be docile towards pack leaders or be expelled from the pack