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civilisation or barbarism edition

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lads i reckon rosie has definitely been blacked, aisha probably has and sara hasn't

Someone make a Christmas edition

leftypol op threads are best threads

Merry Christmas to Jacob Rees-Mogg and Nigel Farage

Thank you for saving Britain

im realylk dunk caujus I m tyupinbg like thisd

what do you listen to when you are lonely

doubt aisha has

Post willy

stefan molyneux

one of the main reasons i want a gf is so i can see her do a shit so i can furiously wank to it

Almost did but then I called her a cunt and she doesn't like me anymore lol

This scene always disgusted me, what a cuck kissing her when she just got off the toilet.

Ive been living with my gf for 3 years and we have been dating for 7 years, and I have literally never seen or heard her poo or pee or fart. Its disgusting and unladylike for this character to sit on the toilet and not lock the bathroom door.

do people really do this?

Burial

Jodie time

>looking through the christmas day films
>nothing interesting
>les miserable on more4 at 8

CHRISTMAS IS SAVED

Homeless doesn't mean you live under a bridge and sleep in mud every night you massive bellend, and even if they did the majority of them have access to shelters or relatives who can help them get cleaned up for Christmas.

would lick my gfs shitty arsehole if she let me

About to embark on the first of many brandies tonight. Bottoms up boys.

ho oh ho!! :DD\
t. fuggin santan :D

all _______ must hang

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>merry christmas to le intellectual brexit man and le epic catholic homophobe

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just poured a courvousier myself lad

Estonians

ok calm down mate. sorry you like sucking smeggy tramp dick so much.

ornaments

gays

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Italians are all half arab anyway

sat in my room drinking coffee and doing maths whilst it's snowing outside

it's not homophobic to be against gay marriage

very immature to be scared of your gf's bodily functions

everyone shits

>Gets btfo so he resorts to insults
Ah...Like Clockwork......

Lost a bauble up the arse

American Football - American Football

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very nice album x

queer bastard

*sniffs armpit*

corr

'ce

How many people do you think have killed themselves today across the world?

Homo

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merry christmas ;o

let me go fetch it

bender

>Dad asks me to help him do thing
>ok
>He shows me how to do thing by doing thing himself
>ok dad I've got it
>He continues doing the thing while I wait for him to let me do it
>Does thing until there is no more thing left to do
>Then gets annoyed at me for not doing thing
he does this on a regular basis too
hate uni holidays, they're only nice for the first 4 hours until your parents start doing all the annoying shite you'd forgotten they do again

Felt a bit gay listening to it last week because I was relating really hard to every song but it helped me.

Does it have a flap on the butt for easy access??

Just finished a large piece of Christmas pudding. Painfully full now t b h.

fucking kill yourself

watching dumbo on tv. why do people think the crows are racist when blacks literally act like that?

Chortling

>Italians are all half arab anyway
rashid could you calm down for a moment

83461965
bent twat

*also sniffs*
Fwaa~

Wonder what happened to dumbolad after he got his ears pinned

My uncle does this

do you mean phoar you stupid cunt

YOU CANT MISS WHAT YOU FORGET

IEAI
IEAI
IEAIAIO

The last time my dad asked for help I overtightened the bolts on the toilet and broke the porcelain so we had to buy a brand new toilet :(

youtu.be/vaUvm2dxo4Y

Tonight's viewing for when the anxiety kicks in

WHERE IS HE

>uni holiday

you're in for a treat when you've moved away for toil and start coming back to visit during your days off, it does not get any better,m

LET'S JUST PRETEND

did that user have a sexy mistake with his cousin last night

business idea: cancelling my HBO and Netflix subscriptions

i endlessly rewatch the same series anyway

doesn't really entertain me just wastes time

plus would probably be better to save the money for something else

thoughts?

Doctor who is in give ur head a wobble

glad my parents are decent tolerable people unlike your freakish excuses. does explain why you're all autistic cretins though.

took like three diazepam several hours ago and nothing fucking happened but now it feels like they've suddenly all kicked in at once and I am getting a bit fucking monged

they must've been hiding on top of my christmas dinner in my belly the cheeky buggers

>invades the angloshit

>steals his car

>shits on his face

better fuck off or i'll be your step dad within a week

first day of my 2 weeks off toil and I'm already a bit bored

Rorkes

Ate too much
Might go straight to bed

Very glad my parents waited until I was at uni to start being cunts and fucking things up. Would’ve hated to have been one of those runts in secondary school with a tits-up home life because it could’ve really affected my future.

thinking of excuses to go back as we speak

rent free

>there's literally nothing wrong with a man sticking his willy up another man's bum

shirtlifter detected

you should wait some minutes haha

so if christmas doesn't cool rorke down, what will?

my last poo was a crime against humanity, don't want to ponder how horrendous the next one will be after all this rich food

Where is Beto?

rorkes

have a strange pain in my right leg a bit above the knee

hope it kills me haha x

if you aren't pissed right now you've done Christmas wrong

Calling the hague up on ypu dickhead

Think its time for me to finish off the Mothership Zeta dlc of Fallout 3 now Harry potter has finish

pakis
yanks
nonces
commies
foot fetishists

did you vatos find your missing sub btw?

probably already sold and paid for with pure columbian cocaine

Yeah, I'm going to be very careful about seeing my parents when I move away properly and go into toil.

i.e. Seeing them via days out somewhere nice for 8 hours max instead of going home where they can act out all their annoying little foibles for 24 hours plus if given the chance

tbf I reckon if you're on Sup Forums at any point you've done christmas wrong

love this new KStew advert and not even that big of a KStew fan

having a read with the Christmas magazine

BURN

is it contagious haha

*rubs my face against your leg*

Several hours too early to be actually pissed imo