civilisation or barbarism edition
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lads i reckon rosie has definitely been blacked, aisha probably has and sara hasn't
Someone make a Christmas edition
leftypol op threads are best threads
Merry Christmas to Jacob Rees-Mogg and Nigel Farage
Thank you for saving Britain
im realylk dunk caujus I m tyupinbg like thisd
what do you listen to when you are lonely
doubt aisha has
Post willy
stefan molyneux
one of the main reasons i want a gf is so i can see her do a shit so i can furiously wank to it
Almost did but then I called her a cunt and she doesn't like me anymore lol
This scene always disgusted me, what a cuck kissing her when she just got off the toilet.
Ive been living with my gf for 3 years and we have been dating for 7 years, and I have literally never seen or heard her poo or pee or fart. Its disgusting and unladylike for this character to sit on the toilet and not lock the bathroom door.
do people really do this?
Burial
Jodie time
>looking through the christmas day films
>nothing interesting
>les miserable on more4 at 8
CHRISTMAS IS SAVED
Homeless doesn't mean you live under a bridge and sleep in mud every night you massive bellend, and even if they did the majority of them have access to shelters or relatives who can help them get cleaned up for Christmas.
would lick my gfs shitty arsehole if she let me
About to embark on the first of many brandies tonight. Bottoms up boys.
ho oh ho!! :DD\
t. fuggin santan :D
all _______ must hang
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>merry christmas to le intellectual brexit man and le epic catholic homophobe
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just poured a courvousier myself lad
Estonians
ok calm down mate. sorry you like sucking smeggy tramp dick so much.
ornaments
gays
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Italians are all half arab anyway
sat in my room drinking coffee and doing maths whilst it's snowing outside
it's not homophobic to be against gay marriage
very immature to be scared of your gf's bodily functions
everyone shits
>Gets btfo so he resorts to insults
Ah...Like Clockwork......
Lost a bauble up the arse
American Football - American Football
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very nice album x
queer bastard
*sniffs armpit*
corr
'ce
How many people do you think have killed themselves today across the world?
Homo
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merry christmas ;o
let me go fetch it
bender
>Dad asks me to help him do thing
>ok
>He shows me how to do thing by doing thing himself
>ok dad I've got it
>He continues doing the thing while I wait for him to let me do it
>Does thing until there is no more thing left to do
>Then gets annoyed at me for not doing thing
he does this on a regular basis too
hate uni holidays, they're only nice for the first 4 hours until your parents start doing all the annoying shite you'd forgotten they do again
Felt a bit gay listening to it last week because I was relating really hard to every song but it helped me.
Does it have a flap on the butt for easy access??
Just finished a large piece of Christmas pudding. Painfully full now t b h.
fucking kill yourself
watching dumbo on tv. why do people think the crows are racist when blacks literally act like that?
Chortling
>Italians are all half arab anyway
rashid could you calm down for a moment
83461965
bent twat
*also sniffs*
Fwaa~
Wonder what happened to dumbolad after he got his ears pinned
My uncle does this
do you mean phoar you stupid cunt
YOU CANT MISS WHAT YOU FORGET
IEAI
IEAI
IEAIAIO
The last time my dad asked for help I overtightened the bolts on the toilet and broke the porcelain so we had to buy a brand new toilet :(
Tonight's viewing for when the anxiety kicks in
WHERE IS HE
>uni holiday
you're in for a treat when you've moved away for toil and start coming back to visit during your days off, it does not get any better,m
LET'S JUST PRETEND
did that user have a sexy mistake with his cousin last night
business idea: cancelling my HBO and Netflix subscriptions
i endlessly rewatch the same series anyway
doesn't really entertain me just wastes time
plus would probably be better to save the money for something else
thoughts?
Doctor who is in give ur head a wobble
glad my parents are decent tolerable people unlike your freakish excuses. does explain why you're all autistic cretins though.
took like three diazepam several hours ago and nothing fucking happened but now it feels like they've suddenly all kicked in at once and I am getting a bit fucking monged
they must've been hiding on top of my christmas dinner in my belly the cheeky buggers
>invades the angloshit
>steals his car
>shits on his face
better fuck off or i'll be your step dad within a week
first day of my 2 weeks off toil and I'm already a bit bored
Rorkes
Ate too much
Might go straight to bed
Very glad my parents waited until I was at uni to start being cunts and fucking things up. Would’ve hated to have been one of those runts in secondary school with a tits-up home life because it could’ve really affected my future.
thinking of excuses to go back as we speak
rent free
>there's literally nothing wrong with a man sticking his willy up another man's bum
shirtlifter detected
you should wait some minutes haha
so if christmas doesn't cool rorke down, what will?
my last poo was a crime against humanity, don't want to ponder how horrendous the next one will be after all this rich food
Where is Beto?
rorkes
have a strange pain in my right leg a bit above the knee
hope it kills me haha x
if you aren't pissed right now you've done Christmas wrong
Calling the hague up on ypu dickhead
Think its time for me to finish off the Mothership Zeta dlc of Fallout 3 now Harry potter has finish
pakis
yanks
nonces
commies
foot fetishists
did you vatos find your missing sub btw?
probably already sold and paid for with pure columbian cocaine
Yeah, I'm going to be very careful about seeing my parents when I move away properly and go into toil.
i.e. Seeing them via days out somewhere nice for 8 hours max instead of going home where they can act out all their annoying little foibles for 24 hours plus if given the chance
tbf I reckon if you're on Sup Forums at any point you've done christmas wrong
love this new KStew advert and not even that big of a KStew fan
having a read with the Christmas magazine
BURN
is it contagious haha
*rubs my face against your leg*
Several hours too early to be actually pissed imo