Workers Christmas edition
/brit/
5th post below mine will be either dubs, trips, or end in 5
sophie
had a xmas wank yet lads????
nigger cotton
In the shower this morning :3
wew
*rapes your sister*
MERRY CHRISTMAS, WHORE
free presbyterians are the mostest intelligent people in the world
NEED A POO
What were your best reads of 2017 lads?
bridgette b is the thinking man's wank
...
>those hands
kek
don't celebrate your Christmas with a bloke in knickers Alan
Not how you spell Quakers
What sort of cuck denomination doesnt beleive in the trinity
All of Europe is white
do you want to be still alive next christmas lads?
Got my new slippies on lads
You can tell that video has bruised Alan's ego a little bit, SCREECHING
Right wanna smack Black chick in Dr. Who
snabe gills dubbledoor
what sort of cuck believes in any of that nonsense
Oh do you know this guy? He is an algerian legend tbqh.
best christmas film?
space jam for me
there are actually soyboys right now sitting down watching the new doctor who
think about that for a moment, dwell on it
got some books, a lamp and new headphones for christmas
decent haul i think
he's a fragile little runt. i like to ignore his posts and pretend im ordering an indian from him. makes him sperg out every time. fucking hilarious.
not watching dr who since they filled it with lefty bollocks
very lightly bantered him the other day and he lost his nut
seriously though what do kids actually get for christmas these days? do they even play with toys?
was wondering where leftypol went
Cute
Ipads and drones
...
Yeah dupiaza and 2 garlic naans please boss
It's been a Kino ep, just the black lass has a punchable mug
sue
I'm going to miss /ourcapaldi/
the last white male doctor there'll ever be. now we have nurse joy or some shit
>Hi uhh *squints eyes to look at nametag* uhhh alan, could I get a cappucino please?
>I HAVE A PHD YOU KNOW!!!
>aww that's super *reaches down to ruffle his hair*, now double time on that coffee chop chop
makeup
Looking outright handsome today tbqh lads. Popped in to say Merry Christmas to the girl that told me she doesn't fancy me anymore but then we kissed under a mistletoe and now we're meeting on Thursday to start dating again lmao
Not in the slightest lad. I came with good intentions but if you want to be an asshole I can be twice that. I regularly clown the us ambassador to the university and other neocons on Twitter, some poor 4channer is nothing to me, nothing
haha funny picture cath! can't wait to catch up with u next saturday :) xx
haha sent this into the family group chat
dont make fun of his man-faced whores whatever you do. he'll throw some stern words your way. what a big man (not literally lol)
Lego
Communist propaganda
dont phonepost
this time tomorrow...
there's no such thing as a top class restaurant that let's you in with a hoodie on
why would he blank out 'her' face? he's posted plenty of his girls before
that's definitely a ladyboy
mate you wouldn't sperg out about it if you were secure in yourself
You're insecure and have a fragile ego, that's why you sperg out like this and try to convince everyone you're alpha
Toil
>hair
at toil on wednesday and then off again until 2nd january. it's a weird 4 days off, one day in, 5 days off arrangement
what is your job
let me sip on this tropical juice
and let me smoke on this tropical weed
Soy Wars>Harry Soyyer>Doctor Soy is the definitive ranking
No toil ever becuase I'm a neet
im tired
it begins with T and rhymes with oil
it makes me scream and makes my blood boil
errrrr what was soy about harry potter???
same here lad except I'm in on Thursday
call centre rodent
love triggering alan, the pathetic insecure runt.
number one is Soy Story
Yeah ill have a jalfrezi boss
>being a consumer and paying for the emotional labour of poor working class immigrant is the only times he feels respected and that he has some form of power
>So he tries to force that setting in every conversation he has
Sad and grim really. One of the myriad atrocities of capitalism/consumerism.
Do you work with Poleaboo?
You’re constantly trying to prove that you’re billy big bollocks mate, textbook insecure betwetter behaviour
in the holiday spirit
Turmoil?
"toil" more like "soyl"
who are you
>hops on the britshit express
soy on the morrow
Yeah lamb rogan josh and a sprite please boss
lil peep is peak christmas music
good one
nah
Bhuna for me mate
Alri Herr Dr. Freud
Christmas haul
new coffee maker
steel series mouse
new electric razor
bunch of clothes
slippers
water pick set
sushi making kit
weird multi purpose wrench
who else /satisfied/ here?
IMAGINE PHONEPOSTING ON AN IPHONE L M A O
your worst knitwear
does anyone else wish they were dead
huh? sorry mate wasnt listening
anyway, i'll have a chicken balti, pilau rice and a peshwari naan cheers
I have a PhD in picking up the chicaaassssss (Thai hulk mutants only)
shut up
nah mate
No, it's Christmas!
Mattar paneer for missus and a dal to share
My кoт is sleep
me
i got a jumper, a scarf, a rilakkuma onesie, a throw blanket and a teddybear
literally max comfy
yeh
>multi purpose wrench
jelly as fuck
Chicken Balti, rice, and a lemonade please boss.
fuck off scouse cunt
Wish everyone else was dead
>material shite gives you satisfaction
oh to be a runt
not today