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Workers Christmas edition

5th post below mine will be either dubs, trips, or end in 5

sophie

had a xmas wank yet lads????

nigger cotton

In the shower this morning :3

wew

*rapes your sister*

MERRY CHRISTMAS, WHORE

free presbyterians are the mostest intelligent people in the world

NEED A POO

What were your best reads of 2017 lads?

bridgette b is the thinking man's wank

...

>those hands
kek
don't celebrate your Christmas with a bloke in knickers Alan

Not how you spell Quakers

What sort of cuck denomination doesnt beleive in the trinity

All of Europe is white

do you want to be still alive next christmas lads?

Got my new slippies on lads

You can tell that video has bruised Alan's ego a little bit, SCREECHING

Right wanna smack Black chick in Dr. Who

snabe gills dubbledoor

what sort of cuck believes in any of that nonsense

Oh do you know this guy? He is an algerian legend tbqh.

best christmas film?

space jam for me

there are actually soyboys right now sitting down watching the new doctor who

think about that for a moment, dwell on it

got some books, a lamp and new headphones for christmas
decent haul i think

he's a fragile little runt. i like to ignore his posts and pretend im ordering an indian from him. makes him sperg out every time. fucking hilarious.

not watching dr who since they filled it with lefty bollocks

very lightly bantered him the other day and he lost his nut

seriously though what do kids actually get for christmas these days? do they even play with toys?

was wondering where leftypol went

Cute

Ipads and drones

...

Yeah dupiaza and 2 garlic naans please boss

It's been a Kino ep, just the black lass has a punchable mug

sue

I'm going to miss /ourcapaldi/

the last white male doctor there'll ever be. now we have nurse joy or some shit

>Hi uhh *squints eyes to look at nametag* uhhh alan, could I get a cappucino please?

>I HAVE A PHD YOU KNOW!!!

>aww that's super *reaches down to ruffle his hair*, now double time on that coffee chop chop

makeup

Looking outright handsome today tbqh lads. Popped in to say Merry Christmas to the girl that told me she doesn't fancy me anymore but then we kissed under a mistletoe and now we're meeting on Thursday to start dating again lmao

Not in the slightest lad. I came with good intentions but if you want to be an asshole I can be twice that. I regularly clown the us ambassador to the university and other neocons on Twitter, some poor 4channer is nothing to me, nothing

haha funny picture cath! can't wait to catch up with u next saturday :) xx

haha sent this into the family group chat

dont make fun of his man-faced whores whatever you do. he'll throw some stern words your way. what a big man (not literally lol)

Lego

Communist propaganda

dont phonepost

this time tomorrow...

there's no such thing as a top class restaurant that let's you in with a hoodie on
why would he blank out 'her' face? he's posted plenty of his girls before
that's definitely a ladyboy

mate you wouldn't sperg out about it if you were secure in yourself

You're insecure and have a fragile ego, that's why you sperg out like this and try to convince everyone you're alpha

Toil

>hair

at toil on wednesday and then off again until 2nd january. it's a weird 4 days off, one day in, 5 days off arrangement

what is your job

let me sip on this tropical juice
and let me smoke on this tropical weed

Soy Wars>Harry Soyyer>Doctor Soy is the definitive ranking

No toil ever becuase I'm a neet

im tired

it begins with T and rhymes with oil

it makes me scream and makes my blood boil

errrrr what was soy about harry potter???

same here lad except I'm in on Thursday

call centre rodent

love triggering alan, the pathetic insecure runt.

number one is Soy Story

Yeah ill have a jalfrezi boss

>being a consumer and paying for the emotional labour of poor working class immigrant is the only times he feels respected and that he has some form of power
>So he tries to force that setting in every conversation he has
Sad and grim really. One of the myriad atrocities of capitalism/consumerism.

Do you work with Poleaboo?

You’re constantly trying to prove that you’re billy big bollocks mate, textbook insecure betwetter behaviour

in the holiday spirit

Turmoil?

"toil" more like "soyl"

who are you

>hops on the britshit express

soy on the morrow

Yeah lamb rogan josh and a sprite please boss

lil peep is peak christmas music

good one

nah

Bhuna for me mate

Alri Herr Dr. Freud

Christmas haul

new coffee maker
steel series mouse
new electric razor
bunch of clothes
slippers
water pick set
sushi making kit
weird multi purpose wrench

who else /satisfied/ here?

IMAGINE PHONEPOSTING ON AN IPHONE L M A O

your worst knitwear

does anyone else wish they were dead

huh? sorry mate wasnt listening

anyway, i'll have a chicken balti, pilau rice and a peshwari naan cheers

I have a PhD in picking up the chicaaassssss (Thai hulk mutants only)

shut up

nah mate

No, it's Christmas!

Mattar paneer for missus and a dal to share

My кoт is sleep

me

i got a jumper, a scarf, a rilakkuma onesie, a throw blanket and a teddybear

literally max comfy

yeh

>multi purpose wrench

jelly as fuck

Chicken Balti, rice, and a lemonade please boss.

fuck off scouse cunt

Wish everyone else was dead

>material shite gives you satisfaction

oh to be a runt

not today