/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Hey guys is this the thread where we finally agree that Annie is the best waifu?

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can we talk about judy now?

No. Josie.

Well now... we're not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

twins peak is fucking garbage. only redditors watch that shit. saged.

Damn, he was such terrible actor unironically lol

OH ANGELO

I think this was the only actual bad scene. Everything else was ok, especially when paired with Cooper.

OH MEISTER JEFFRIES
OH THE Judy
IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

But YOU'RE talking about her right now

Reposting Kino
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>Who paid you to grab Doctor Hayward?

I'm gonna miss the Truman Cooper bromance. Those two had the best scenes in the series (besides Leland).

agreed. the part where coop honks truman's nose makes me laugh every time

>These same geese were flying that night.
What did he mean by this?

Any pornstar who looks like Audrey or Laura?

most underrated character of all seasons coming through.

Donnas sister was a CUTE, i'd pick her over most of the other girls on that show

What's the chance knockoff Truman lives up to his namesake? So far I'm not impressed, just some generic Sheriff-type character.

Dr. Jeffries, I'm Ayudaman.

you don't get to bring dugpas

uh, shit dont get to come out of your ass

>Laura
Anikka Albrite

I don't even remember this person.

pleb detected

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>skipping episodes

Ah yeah, just remembered, it's that blonde bitch that was with James.

Their scenes were so boring that I had to skip that shit most of the time.

massive pleb detected

Reposting this from an earlier thread, but there's no reason why a scene with Cooper sans autism visiting him in the hospital wouldn't work in the new season as long as they shoot it in a way where we never actually see Truman. It could be a simple, emotional scene to validate their relationship and show that Lynch hasn't forgotten the character. Sucks that something like that will never happen, though.

>people who seriously think Desmond wasn't real and Cooper dreamed the whole thing up

I hated the retcon too, but Sam and Cooper discuss Desmond by name in The Missing Pieces. It doesn't get more canon than that.

I bet you skipped all of Lynch's films too.

James story is Twin Peaks story

That James/Evelyn storyline was totally unnecessary t b h

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We voted and Audrey won. Shelly was 2nd.

imagine being so much of a pleb that you skipped the james/evelyn arc. literally elevated the show into meta-narrative that's pure kino

>Bobby became a cop
>Major Briggs died shortly after Cooper left town
Is Bobby still with Shelly in this season?

We don't know.

the only people who hate james arc are angry misogynists who hate diane keaton for directing those episodes

We will have a new episode of Twin Peaks in a few days that nobody (except filthy krauts) has seen yet. I'm ready Sup Forums friends.

bobby is not wearing a wedding ring in his big laura palmer scene

>except filthy krauts
Is it out then or what?

Why do people not like Donna. Just because her actress is a cunt?

Her character is among the worst in the series

>tfw just watched this video

In the second season, deputy Andy says it's his civil duty to donate sperm. Is this true?

It was, temporarily, then it was removed. At least that's what I understood happened.

FWWM Donna is superior in every way.

But she looks like an angel and is pure

kys

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I mean it's going to waste otherwise.

>letting people with criminal records join the police force

Of course not, girls like Audrey and Laura are relocating of the 90s. They don't make em like that anymore.

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>Never been charged or convicted of anything

Was Maddy Laura's doppelganger?

There's only so many phenotypes.
>somewhere a chick resembles young Fenn

Whats your favorite Bowie Song Sup Forums?

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I almost want Cooper to continue having autism so he can have Dougie's comfy life with Naomi Watts and his son

You mean William "I Keep my Kids in the Basement if They Displease Me" Hayward?

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Why did Evil Cooper (Bob) need Darya and her brother? and why does Coop need the information from them?

Presumably for information or, considering how they seemed to be in hiding, backup on a hit. If it's info, it's probably about a new target or how best to go about killing a target. We'll probably find out when Booper finds Ray in prison (if he IS in prison...)

>need

Alright lads finally watched the new episodes, what the fuck?

So that is Bob? I know the actor died but he doesn't seem to act like Bob at all.

Want. Not need.

>Why did Evil Cooper (Bob)

woah woah woah slow down there cowboy

But the last episode of S2 shows clearly how Bob inhabitates Coop's body

I just watched fire walk with me and i didnt like it?. maybe i watched the wrong version but there was no laura being killed and it was just really boring only intersting thing was mr Jefferies and the ending of annie having the ring

The going implications seem to be that BOB is controlling Dooper. Not-Jeffries said that he wanted to dance with BOB again, implying they might be different people altogether, but definitely begging the question of where BOB ACTUALLY IS then if that's the case...It certainly seems like either BOB or Dooper being missing from the Red Room has taken a toll on things...

Me on the set of Icarly

BOB left with Cooper but he doesn't need to stay there with a doppelganger.

Why are you Jacques Renault?

I have those shorts Jennette is wearing

i looked at the credits and maybe i just watched the deleted scenes and thats why it didnt make sense?

How can one man be so clueless?

I loved being with all of them pretty girls on the set I licked there feet

Jacques, you look tired, can I get you a pillow?

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My family mom/dad/kid mom/kid, my friend policeman, I have crisscrossed XXX this great sparkles land United States flag of ours countless one two three ... infinity times clock. I hold the map map of it here, in my heart heart two hearts. Next fast-forward to the joyful donut coffee memories floppy letter of the carefree see no evil hear no evil speak no evil days calendar I spent as a young boy baby here in your beautiful flower shooting star diamond town neighborhood house house of Twin Peaks mountain mountain. From Alexandria Egyptian flag, Virginia pig to Stockton, California pine tree fire wind - I think about lewis farmer, and his friend Playboy bunnies Clarke man... the first gold medal Caucasians white circle white circle to see eyeballs this part of the world globe. Their footsteps paw prints have been the highways top arrow freeway and byways return freeway of my days motorcycle on the road traffic signal construction barrier car. My shadow silhouette is always infinity with my artist. Sometimes ahead up arrow ... sometimes behind down arrow. Sometimes to the left left arrow ... sometimes to the right right arrow. Except on cloudy cloud raincloud days, or at night crescent moon star blackface.

They were literally some of the worst scenes in the show. It's like some of you think the unintentionally shitty parts are even better because they were shit.

the torrents just said it was fire walk with me. so i you can see how i got confused

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watch the deleted scenes.

SOME

I'm not jaqueas call me that again man and im gonna get pissed off

The guy who played BOB originally is dead, so I think they're just going to make it that DoppelCooper IS BOB now so they don't have to cast someone else. It seems like something Lynch would do, rather than recast such an iconic role and actor with someone totally new.

Diane Keaton only directed one of those episodes & the one she had was the one where AFTER leaving, James returns for no particularly good reason to confront Evelyn...AGAIN. No, it was a shit arc because it was a hackneyed story. Try harder next time.

post proof. people keep claiming this but it seems like headcanon

FIRST FOR COOP IS DB COOPER AND TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS ARE UPON US SCREENCAP THIS

nice

FUCK OFF LELAND

thats the problems, i downloaded just the deleted scenes

idiot

Who is the best character and why is it Ben Horne?

Sorry, you're Jean-Michael now, my bad. I thought you looked familiar though...