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christmas day edition

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cara

NEED a suck on those milkers

another terrible OP from a terrible poster

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By declaration of the United States Council on Whiteness, everyone below this line isn't white
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sue

Back from the dogs, anyone up for a punch up? Meet me at Grimsby arcade 8pm

Who /aloneanddeppresinglydrunk/ here

Post willy

Would you rather:
Become broke and lose your home
-or-
Reincarnate as a cracker in an open box near a group of English school children

Would only consider this if I had so many children and mistresses that I was struggling to support myself financially

>man spends money he doesn’t have on a lavish swimming pool then verbally abuses his employer because of a business decision to save the company money thus securing the safety of his job

Why are we supposed to sympathise with him again?

hey polish toilet boy i gave you a link to my skype account, lets sort this out like real men

httpsDOT//gooDOTgl/fxv67t

impossible to be depressed when you're drunk

did a lot of gay things with my friends when we were teenagers but i'm not gay and i don't like traps
you're gay mate haha

Hmmm...

FOBY (fuck off bender yank)

they may have children for all we know (probably not)

Polish cuck boy is scared to meet up for a fight. what a fucking pussy

there's no point in taking off your pass, passmong. i know it's you

merry Christmas lads

the OP pic is inappropriate
let;s see if we can do anything about that

want this nibBa to be me

this is getting hot

Been laying on my bed since dinner. Might go for a shave just so I have something to do.

TOOT

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Thoughts and atheist prayers with you all this Wintermas

who here /christmas alone/

So am I supposed to be vsauce or is he "vsauce michael"?

it's me but unironically

Dumb yank
If you are alone and drunk it's almost always a sad time

chuckling at this illustration

Beto isn't here :(

Me
Not particularly depressed though, the booze and speed is seeing to that

>passmong
bit offensive but will let you off since you have to live the life of a yank

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, WOODY!

no i think you're just depressed lad. i can drink alone fine

Can't flimflam the Zimzam

on the aspalls lads

do americans celebrate christmas too?

never heard of it

Unfortunately

apparently not since theyre all here

dad got me a huge crate of koparberg lol
not even memeing

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Pics

you're an awful paki

the deano aesthetic

the jap soyboy

sue actually has female fans too that come to take pics with her and she holds their hands and kisses them in the photos

i'm a lapsed paki

yanks are a different species

NEED that pokemon picture

imagine going to all that effort to find your dad's ACTUAL M1 Garand and he's not even that arsed about it

good post

>tfw never have a wife and child

oh god

koppaberg is unironically peng

Mum only got me some balenciaga trainers the cow

The mar of murmury mermers to the mind's ear, uncharted rock,
evasive weed. Only the caul knows his thousandfirst name, Hocus
Crocus, Esquilocus, Finnfinn the Faineant, how feel full foes in
furrinarr! Doth it not all come aft to you, puritysnooper, in the way
television opes longtimes ofter when Potollomuck Sotyr or
Sourdanapplous the Lollapaloosa? The charges are, you will remember,
the chances are, you won't; bit it's old Joe, the Java Jane, older even than
Odam Costollo, and we are recurrently meeting em, par Mahun Mesme,
in cycloannalism, from space to space, time after time, in various phases
of scripture as in various poses of sepulture. Greets Godd, Groceries!
Merodach! Defend the King! Hoet of the rough throat attack but whose
say is soft but whose ee has a cute angle, he whose hut is a hissarlik
even as her hennin's aspire. And insodaintily she's a quine of selm
ashaker while as a murder of corpse when his magot's up he's the best
berrathon sanger in all the aisles of Skaldignavia.

did you dudes watch toy story 3 on tv earlier

Looking up how to tuck my shirt without it looking a mess

for fucks sake
youtube.com/watch?v=74p84Zxf9v8

He has a child ? That kid's fucked.

dad got me 2 hours with an escort on adultwork

why didn't you do a fun pose with her

Military tuck mate

women only care about your money and your social status. they'll give everything else a pass as long as you have those two things. fact of life

and nothing of value was lost

that's a deano gaff, but that's not Deano

2 missed calls from the ex best mate

Which type of Yank is the worst?

>Brother spent about £500 on clothes for me
>Dad spent about £300 for a new guitar for me
>mum spent about £30 on a freewheelin bob dylan vinyl for me
Have to say the vinyl beats all on this one, what a fine album

>christmas is almost over for another year

depressing desu

Me! Me! Fuck all other life forms desu.

is that fucking gross gore

i was shitting myself when i met her so i just put my arm around her (did not hoverhand)
besides you need to go a few times so that they know and recognise you before doing more adventurous poses

alright tarquin wtf brother spends 500 quid on his brother

>£300 for a new guitar
grim

The one posting here on this board

Thinking of a Christmas Bond film lads.

Man with the Golden Gun? It's light, but has the Roger Moore bants for a lazy evening.

You can't not approve of Christopher Lee as Scaramanga.

voga

BEADY

Toil? pfft
Presentations? Not a problem
Leading projects? Right on it my man
Life and family issues? Have it sorted in 5 my lad
Aggressive drunk giving kev a hard time at the local? Be right there
Going out and socialising? Fucking terrifying that
Girls? Wouldn't know, I'm a virgin haha

fuck off dad I told you not to bother me anymore

roger moore is fucking terrible

probably the woat bond

boga

>£300 for a new guitar
you received a shit guitar

Got NOTHING off my parents for Christmas, lads. NOTHING. Not even a card.

I mean, they've been dead for years but even so...

stop this

"woat"

>hops on the britshit express

aw'rite trig caalm daan san

hollering

going to replay new vegas lads

rorke on the ropes

is that a strigoi?

#TheForceIsFemale