christmas day edition
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cara
NEED a suck on those milkers
another terrible OP from a terrible poster
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By declaration of the United States Council on Whiteness, everyone below this line isn't white
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sue
Back from the dogs, anyone up for a punch up? Meet me at Grimsby arcade 8pm
Who /aloneanddeppresinglydrunk/ here
Post willy
Would you rather:
Become broke and lose your home
-or-
Reincarnate as a cracker in an open box near a group of English school children
Would only consider this if I had so many children and mistresses that I was struggling to support myself financially
>man spends money he doesn’t have on a lavish swimming pool then verbally abuses his employer because of a business decision to save the company money thus securing the safety of his job
Why are we supposed to sympathise with him again?
hey polish toilet boy i gave you a link to my skype account, lets sort this out like real men
httpsDOT//gooDOTgl/fxv67t
impossible to be depressed when you're drunk
did a lot of gay things with my friends when we were teenagers but i'm not gay and i don't like traps
you're gay mate haha
Hmmm...
FOBY (fuck off bender yank)
they may have children for all we know (probably not)
Polish cuck boy is scared to meet up for a fight. what a fucking pussy
there's no point in taking off your pass, passmong. i know it's you
merry Christmas lads
the OP pic is inappropriate
let;s see if we can do anything about that
want this nibBa to be me
this is getting hot
Been laying on my bed since dinner. Might go for a shave just so I have something to do.
TOOT
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Thoughts and atheist prayers with you all this Wintermas
who here /christmas alone/
So am I supposed to be vsauce or is he "vsauce michael"?
it's me but unironically
Dumb yank
If you are alone and drunk it's almost always a sad time
chuckling at this illustration
Beto isn't here :(
Me
Not particularly depressed though, the booze and speed is seeing to that
>passmong
bit offensive but will let you off since you have to live the life of a yank
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, WOODY!
no i think you're just depressed lad. i can drink alone fine
Can't flimflam the Zimzam
on the aspalls lads
do americans celebrate christmas too?
never heard of it
Unfortunately
apparently not since theyre all here
dad got me a huge crate of koparberg lol
not even memeing
Pics
you're an awful paki
the deano aesthetic
the jap soyboy
sue actually has female fans too that come to take pics with her and she holds their hands and kisses them in the photos
i'm a lapsed paki
yanks are a different species
NEED that pokemon picture
imagine going to all that effort to find your dad's ACTUAL M1 Garand and he's not even that arsed about it
good post
>tfw never have a wife and child
oh god
koppaberg is unironically peng
Mum only got me some balenciaga trainers the cow
The mar of murmury mermers to the mind's ear, uncharted rock,
evasive weed. Only the caul knows his thousandfirst name, Hocus
Crocus, Esquilocus, Finnfinn the Faineant, how feel full foes in
furrinarr! Doth it not all come aft to you, puritysnooper, in the way
television opes longtimes ofter when Potollomuck Sotyr or
Sourdanapplous the Lollapaloosa? The charges are, you will remember,
the chances are, you won't; bit it's old Joe, the Java Jane, older even than
Odam Costollo, and we are recurrently meeting em, par Mahun Mesme,
in cycloannalism, from space to space, time after time, in various phases
of scripture as in various poses of sepulture. Greets Godd, Groceries!
Merodach! Defend the King! Hoet of the rough throat attack but whose
say is soft but whose ee has a cute angle, he whose hut is a hissarlik
even as her hennin's aspire. And insodaintily she's a quine of selm
ashaker while as a murder of corpse when his magot's up he's the best
berrathon sanger in all the aisles of Skaldignavia.
did you dudes watch toy story 3 on tv earlier
Looking up how to tuck my shirt without it looking a mess
for fucks sake
youtube.com
He has a child ? That kid's fucked.
dad got me 2 hours with an escort on adultwork
why didn't you do a fun pose with her
Military tuck mate
women only care about your money and your social status. they'll give everything else a pass as long as you have those two things. fact of life
and nothing of value was lost
that's a deano gaff, but that's not Deano
2 missed calls from the ex best mate
Which type of Yank is the worst?
>Brother spent about £500 on clothes for me
>Dad spent about £300 for a new guitar for me
>mum spent about £30 on a freewheelin bob dylan vinyl for me
Have to say the vinyl beats all on this one, what a fine album
>christmas is almost over for another year
depressing desu
Me! Me! Fuck all other life forms desu.
is that fucking gross gore
i was shitting myself when i met her so i just put my arm around her (did not hoverhand)
besides you need to go a few times so that they know and recognise you before doing more adventurous poses
alright tarquin wtf brother spends 500 quid on his brother
>£300 for a new guitar
grim
The one posting here on this board
Thinking of a Christmas Bond film lads.
Man with the Golden Gun? It's light, but has the Roger Moore bants for a lazy evening.
You can't not approve of Christopher Lee as Scaramanga.
voga
BEADY
Toil? pfft
Presentations? Not a problem
Leading projects? Right on it my man
Life and family issues? Have it sorted in 5 my lad
Aggressive drunk giving kev a hard time at the local? Be right there
Going out and socialising? Fucking terrifying that
Girls? Wouldn't know, I'm a virgin haha
fuck off dad I told you not to bother me anymore
roger moore is fucking terrible
probably the woat bond
boga
>£300 for a new guitar
you received a shit guitar
Got NOTHING off my parents for Christmas, lads. NOTHING. Not even a card.
I mean, they've been dead for years but even so...
stop this
"woat"
>hops on the britshit express
aw'rite trig caalm daan san
hollering
going to replay new vegas lads
rorke on the ropes
is that a strigoi?
#TheForceIsFemale