ITT: Things we take for granted that amerifats can't have

ITT: Things we take for granted that amerifats can't have

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Education

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Cultural enrichment via african testosterone and middle eastern pyrotechnics

History

>education
>health care
>retirement
>social security
>drinking in public

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Culture.
Came here to post this.

High security multipoint locking doors
(It's illegal, something to do with 'Fire Regulations)

Foreskins

Fireworks
(regulated to sparklers in most states)

Gambling
(illegal almost everywhere)

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yes not getting shot is pretty awesome too

Foreskins

I have one of those

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all our new immigrant friends.
haha, get fucked america, your wifes son will never be half sudanese.

Their lack of gambling is odd.

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I've been to America a lot and there's always massive firework stores off the highways where you can buy loads of cool shit.

Factual opinions

pyrex is sold here

>Foreskins

You will never take our foreskins, Americans.

house made of bricks

>Thirty years ago, Finland was one of the world's unhealthiest nations. Diet was poor, people were inactive and heart disease was at record levels. Now it's one of the fittest countries on earth

Getting more advanced in stuff

Foreskins.

>Foreskins

That's borosilicate pyrex.

This is true also! I would never buy a wooden house

Kek

not worrying that your kids will get shot in school

We use Pyrex in labs because they have low coefficients of thermal expansion. Borosilicate is not unique to the rest of the world.

Health insurance that covers 95% of the costs without bitching about it.

A debt-free life

Censored speech.

What happened there Jarkko?

black people ruin everything

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrex
>Pyrex sold in the United States is made of tempered soda-lime glass; outside of North America the costlier borosilicate is still used.

I bet it measures hogsheads or thimbles and not millilitres.

I'm glad we have guns.

White people.

foreskins are overrated

I have one of these

I don't have this but I don't see why I would have trouble getting one

People just got this thought that being unhealthy is not smart or cool.

The wooden house meme is bullshit. Most houses here last for a long time without problems and not everywhere in the country is tornado alley like a dumbfuck like you would think.

>Their lack of gambling is odd.
Yes. I think Natives are the only ones allowed to do this but in some states they are allowed to use internet but the companies are not hosted in the USA.

If you been there a lot, you will know that's not true. In some states they are banned entirely, some states are only sparklers and small stuff. But yes a few states do allow fireworks.

keep telling yourself that, jose

>Fireworks
holy kek someone confirm please

Wish India would take that advice

for how long? anything under 100 years is bad.

Why are they shooting up random cars?

>I have one of these
No you don't, you have the inferior american crap that looks the same
>I don't see why I would have trouble getting one
Because it's not sold in the US

You can have my foreskin... from my cold, dead dick!

Come and take it!

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but they sell those exact measuring cups in the US...

Isn't it dry? And uncomfortable against clothes?

Speeding and not getting jailed for it.

Depends on the state. I don't think anyone love fireworks as much as Americans, desu. The rest of this shit is disturbingly accurate to my life though.

>no foreskin
>can't afford education
>only opportunity is debt

Meanwhile I was layed off construction work because I wouldn't take a pay cut, and Mecicans work for minimum wage. I hate the US, but I love America.

Not really. Only uncut fags wail in pain from their dick touching their underwear.

I just looked in to this, but I don't see why Pyrex stopped selling borosilicate in America? Just because the alternative is cheaper?

Those pieces of chicken are miles too big.

>Britain has the best health care in the world
>and it's 100% free

FeelsGoodMan

That's because you have been desensitised so much... lol

Most of the time you just get a ticket for speeding

>Random


Those are assassinations from ISIS when it was still stateless and was taking out Iraqi and Syrian leadership in local areas.

I went to California and stayed in some dodgy hotel. Mexican kids were lighting fireworks on the car park. Go out there the morning after. Was Disgusting

was thinking the same desu

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Because amerifats are too dumb to notice.

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Oh okay well they looked like civilian vehicles but fair enough

>wanting your dick to be a little pussy that gets hurt by anything but an onahole

>What is Internet purchasing for 500 Alex?

Who told you this? And you believed them?

shit eurofags what chu know about boro?

Made in cuba.

Or, you know, a vagina

>>Britain has the best health care in the world
no

to stop niggers from cooking crack

apperantely this is a novel concept for americans

They cant have Pyrex?

Pretty sure they still use borosilicate pyrex in american labs tho

Imagining what your teeth would look like without world's best dentists is quite horrifying.

Oh really....

youtube.com/watch?v=CUCmr9YfGv0

Eh doesn't matter it's still good for chefing up some crack cocaine

in the emergency rooms here they allow anyone who needs a taxpayer funded translator to see the doctor first.
so if its busy and a muslim showed up 2 hours after you he gets to go first.
meanwhile your nan will die in a plastic seat while reading a magazine and abdul is seen immediately for his tummy ache.

I live in the Midwest, and everyone's house is wooden. The thing is, the shape of the countryside is always changing, unlike in Europe, which is already thousands of years into development, so any house built will likely be taken down before 100 years have passed. In large, established city centers, everything is done in brick and concrete, or stone for richer buildings.

American labs still use borosilicate for the reason I stated, we can't afford our test tubes changing volume or shattering. Pyrex sells their lab equipment worldwide.
You can make fun of the chefs all you want though.

Good stuff. Have some in my liquor cabinet.

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popsci.com/science/article/2011-03/gray-matter-cant-take-heat

I'm actually totally wrong lol

>High security multipoint locking doors
desu you could probably get those installed for your house and they're most likely only illegal in places where a lot of people would be, say a supermarket or apartment building

>Foreskins
ayy

>Fireworks
fireworks are banned in a few places, but no cop will be making arrests over illegal fireworks on the fourth of july anyway

>Gambling
most forms of gambling, besides casinos which are only nevada and louisana, is legal in all states

Isn't it all dried up like a fig though desu? How can sex be good?

labs yes, but not for sale in general stores because it can be used to manufacture drugs, and the government hates competition

The article I read said drug makers just started robbing high school laboratories instead. That doesn't really seem better.

Also, lol at a country that bans measuring cups because someone might mix an illegal substance, but can't ban bullets.

Nice try, that's crap.

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amazon.com/Pyrex-Prepware-2-Cup-Glass-Measuring/dp/B0002ITQHS

Yeah, but you can't get a borosilicate jug called Pyrex. In America they're called Duran. Pyrex in America is made of soda lime glass which shatters less easily

s-suck it burgers, h-heh

Well yes but if we are talking about detached houses, stone is still better than wood. I'm pretty sure I can't find many houses to select from anywhere in America