>Visit parents for Christmas >"When are you going to bring one of those oriental girls home?"
Sebastian Thompson
>I thought that’s why you went to china anyway? Shagging a Chinese bird haha I know you my son all Ching Chang all of a sudden >h-haha yes dad I-I spent my two weeks in China with many hangzhou girls...was a proper lady killer over there in old china haha *nervously clears throat and shovels some more Christmas roast down his piehole*
Jordan Diaz
My dad never says a fucking word, it's my mum. Every time I visit it's "Why aren't you married?"
Jeremiah Nelson
Thanks! Chinese is really different from my native language, so it's kinda hard getting used to.
Connor Baker
the fuck is wrong with her face
Jaxson Wood
>you leave after the holidays and close the door behind you >dad turns to mother and as they wave you goodbye through the window he mutters >”he’s gay isn’t he?”
Aaron White
You’re sightseeing temples in China when you spot these two girls in toe socks doing stretches. What would you do and where would you position yourself to candidly take some pictures of them, and more specifically their socked feet?
Noah Sanders
I've got a pretty long lens so I could sit quite far away.
Landon Jones
You're walking around campus when you see this, what would you do?
Carter Jenkins
For pictures like this?
Jacob Bennett
Probably couldn't get angles like that, but I could get the soles pretty well.
Justin Martinez
>you’re kinda cute tho lol are you free on Friday? Let’s grab some CHOW MEIN *winks*
>yeah sure haha here’s my number
Because you know they can’t resist the BWC
Bentley Bennett
Like this then maybe
Charles Carter
Even the most anti-yellow fever Asian women can't resist. It's weird.
Isaiah Turner
What's the deal with their breath?
They just let vegetables rot and refuse to floss it out.
Aiden Bell
>Indian friendship Indians have backstabbed China like at least three times in 2017 alone. Modi’s a real dog eh.
Xavier Campbell
What did you get for Christmas lads? Got a new phone and some books.
Joseph Morales
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Ayden Anderson
Some Socks Some Shirts £350 Some Booze Some Chocolate A painting
Caleb Nelson
my mom's old car, im pretty stoked now actually
Thomas Ortiz
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Cooper Thompson
I can smell their bad breath from here.
Chase Butler
PERU WHAT ARE YOU DOING PERU THIS IS A BLUE BOARD PERU
Cooper Walker
Worried
Kayden Scott
Peru you’ll get banned Noo
Christian Ross
PERUUUUUU
Lincoln Peterson
What are the different culture areas of china?
Henry Murphy
Not sure why sharon lee is so hot, she's not really that hot
William Russell
What did Peru post?
Blake Garcia
Peru posted WMAF porn
Asher Rivera
lol I see
Jack Ramirez
Is the crack down on Christmas in China as bad as it seems?
Peru? Have you thought about Law 36 and applying it to Cindy, Peru? It's right you know.
Hudson James
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Jason Gonzalez
Return of the 3 kings?
Lucas Perez
happens all the time
Ryan Taylor
A few bottles of wine and cash.
Jeremiah Bell
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John Hall
>wake up >Japan still exists
Jaxon Gray
>san antonio spurs
N-nani?!?
I am a huge Spurs fan. Not the cucked feetball team, but the face of Modern America team.
When exactly did she visit? Why is she wearing our jacket? Did she play a song during the game? Come to cheer up the players?
Easton Roberts
Not really
They are like France.
t. Celebrated last year with backwards rural family in Jilin before Chinese new year
Blake Green
Kpop idols wear shit like that all the time(sports teams, university, city stuff). They probably just pick it from a wardrobe or something
Brandon Evans
I still can't believe he married that monkey.
Jace Smith
no one actually cares about your nigger sportsball team
Luis Peterson
CHINA NUMBAH WAN CHINA NUMBAH WAN FUK YU FUK YU FUK YU FUK YU CHINA NUMBAH WANNNNNNNNN
John Wright
Romance of the 3 kingdom
Nvm you are some other Hungarian
Brandon Turner
Zhongguo.... CHINA.... Zhongguo... CH..CHINA
Cameron Morgan
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Sebastian Hernandez
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Thomas Nguyen
its just as well because i dont like submissive women, i prefer dominant authoritative women
Nathan Hernandez
you’re tutoring an 18 yr old high school chinky girl in her rich chink father’s mansion (that he got from selling cheap knockoff goods to peru) inside her room when she puts her bare feet on your lap, wiggles her toes and winks at you
wat do?
Jayden Jackson
>tfw tutored several 20- to 30-year-old Chinese and Taiwanese women before and wish this happened
Isaac Smith
Specifically women?
Juan Jackson
peru? how much did you end up making this Christmas season peru?
Anthony Moore
No, but at least 75% of the students were women. Not sure if men don't want tutoring or if they prefer to have female tutors.
I’ve taught some high school teenage chinese girls one-on-one before. Most of the time it was normal, but I had one girl that would get really close to me during classes. One time she accidentally (or purposely) rubbed her small tits on my shoulder while leaning in to whisper something to me. Another time she touched/grabbed my thigh. Weird af experience. Honestly wasn’t sure if she was just a typical naive chinese girl or if she wanted it.
Wow Xi is totally not a reformer! He is an awful conservative who won’t take on vested interests!
Brayden Powell
Where you from?
We have a brit meeting his gf in Shengyang, some Chinese guy who works in an auto factory, that anti-commie from Beijing, and some chill dude from Shaanxi.
What happened to a year ago right about now? Everyone predicted capital outflows would cause the yuan to weaken and China to collapse in a debt bubble. Especially that Canadian and American who always post here claiming Chinese are evil dogeaters.
Where are you now? The yuan is up 6.3% versus the dollar this year.
Jackson Young
I'm from Jiangsu.I guess the factory is HUACHEN BMW. And i always wonder how foreigners distinguish 山西(Shān xi) from 陕西(Shǎn xi)?
Alexander Nguyen
Chinese are willing to cheat, it is that simple
Landon Turner
Obvious bubble
Robert Cook
this christmas was good, we sold early so our warehouses are empty now, while I have seen many others competitors with warehouses filled with goods that can only be sold at the christmas season. there is not reason to storage stuff for one entire year. they will lose relevant warehouse space.
Jace Wright
China wants to buy all the robot companies so they do not compete with China’s slave labor economy
Colton Jones
I like it when Peru role plays as a good businessman
Ryder Allen
peru they're jealous of you again
Luis Thomas
I want to worship's tzuyu's dirty laundry
Daniel Clark
Take a bunch of rubbish by western media for a slow news day. No one blinks an eye if you celebrate Christmas in China. You go to any shopping mall in any city and there will be Christmas decorations and music and Christmas specials. Some people are actually religious and go to church. Any news you see about China “banning Christmas “ will always be some individual bloke who’s butthurt and making a fuss on social media.
Charles Morgan
WORLD SUPA POWAAAAA CHINA NUMBA WAN CHINA NUMBA WAN CHINA NUMBA WAN!!!!
Hu Jintao tried pushing for this index in 2005-2007, but its result were so bad that his provincial governments pushed back against its publication.
Xi Jinping? Well, different story. I wouldn’t call this his doing because he has extremely competent allies/officials that handle most of the reforms. Still, when you are powerful you can get shit done. Good and bad
Check out the results. They also published public opinion surveys for each province and will update them quarterly.
Gavin Wilson
Have you noticed more difficult with getting access to VPNs since 2016?
Why did you pay the gookmoot for the pass? I know that many Chinese lurk Sup Forums for the anime boards.
Also, great to have you here. =]
Grayson Lee
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Brody Foster
>tfw China finally removes the great firewall >tfw /sino/ gets literally BTFO and Sup Forums gets bought by some cantonese jew >tfw all of us get banned when we question Dada Xi, even ironically
Jayden Campbell
Is that natalie tran????
Jackson Walker
Shanxi and shaanxi at least in English
Elijah Collins
>tfw wmaf will finally be banned on /gif/
Austin Phillips
Xi hasn't been a nice lad either, desu.
Adrian Sanchez
the federal reserve is a failing system, also the potential for petro-yuan system in the next few years
Jose Kelly
what do indians think about south americans?
Zachary Morales
t b h, they don't know South Americans that well. Most common people won't have any opinion on South Americans.
The ones who are educated are usually sympathetic about social and economical condition as you are the worst hit by US' war on drugs.
Also, Football and communism.
Jackson Bell
>A fucking apple
Giving teachers apples is a thing in China? I thought that was only a Western tradition.