/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Previous: >Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
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>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
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>misseps leak thread
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>International airing schedule
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>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
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>Soundtrack downloads
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>Listen to the soundtrack
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Alright everyone rank the gems when it comes to intelligence

Peridot > Rose Quartz > Garnet > Pearl > Sapphire > Steven > Lapis > Amethyst > Jasper > Ruby

To be honest I'm having a hard time ranking them. What makes intelligence anyway? I put Peri in front because she seems like a very fast learner maybe she even has a photographic memory. She's also a pretty good mechanic and seems to strive to find the truth and see the bigger picture. In the past she was also able to trick and trap the CG (who were in the advantage of 4 against 1 with one having a future vision ability and another being able to find her with a tracker). On the other hand her ego and tantrums get the better of her sometimes. Honestly we don't know much about Rose still. But I assume as former team leader who survived a thousand years war and seemed to have this plan laid out ahead for Steven, she was pretty smart. Both on strategy and general knowledge. Garnet represents the very best of both Ruby and Sapphire and is the new team leader. She's usually calm and on the battle field the one who shouts strategies to her teammates (often gives good personal advices as well). Future vision helps too. Downside of her is while she's usually calm, she's 'the fury' as well and we've seen her sometimes just smash things without thinking things through. With Pearl it feels like I should have ranked her higher. For 'a Pearl' she taught herself to fight and do technical work as well, which is very admirable. I feel like Sapphire, Steven and Lapis are pretty close to each other but I could see some future events make them switch positions anyway. As for Amethyst, Jasper and Ruby...as disposable soldiers doing the hard brawl work I think brains matter less. Maybe Jasper surprises me later on the show though.

First for peri

Scribbles draw opal holding a conch shell!

In raw intelligence, I'd put Rose lower than Pearl, but I think Rose's strength was inspiring people and military strategy rather than outright brilliance.

I'd probably make Amethyst and Jasper equal. The former's smarter than she looks and the latter's probably at least the equivalent of a Sergeant.

Okay let's have a real discussion

Whose the cutest VA?

>Lesbian midgets in a trenchcoat
Already a bad thread

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Cutest voice or cutest IRL?

>Gay Edition
That's fairly redundant in reference to this show. Sugar wears her yuri-fagging on her sleeve. My kinda gal.

from the other thread

Deedee Magno

IRL

and this one. I'm pretty slow and its almost 5 am

I want Jasper to crash the crystal queers' party

She's going to be redeemed through the Rubies somehow.

I dont look at pictures of voice actors IRL as that ruins my perception of the character forever

Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions

See I'm a Pearlfag and I've got to say Jennifer is cuter

It would've been funny if Sapphire confused Ruby for Ruby and tried fusing with her

That would be sad

I accept and respect your opinion.

I'm a Sapphire fag, though.

>already made a thread, all that needed to do was wait for page ten then actually post it
>got fucking distracted by shitty memes

No that would be rape

You know what, I think when it comes to Steven+Gem fusions, the weapon should also have a use as a musical instrument, because Steven.

>Rainbow Quartz 2.0: Axe that turns into a guitar.
>Pyrope: Shield gauntlets that can be used as bongos

Of course lapis would give rape a thumbs up

Deedee doesn't voice Sapphire does she?

This is cool as fuck, as the OR and a big fan of both characters. Thanks a ton.

You can't let the dank memes get you, son.

Its not rape if its a jasper

Erica Luttrell does Sapphire.

Considering Steven's weapon is also a shield, like Rose's, shouldn't his weapons when fused with Gems be the same as when Rose were fused with the Gems?

That's what I thought

So...are people mostly agreeing with me? I was expecting some more discussion or did I post this at the wrong time of the day?

It's not murder if it's a lazuli
It's "making paint"

Have you gone to the doctor recently /sug/?

np user

Could be, but Steven might be a rule breaker.

Technically, a shield could form similar shapes to an axe if stuck to the end of a spear.

I said switch Jasper and lapis

My insurance was rejected because I turned 26 and Blue Shield told me I was still on it until June `10th but my doctor's office was like lol no.

>Sup Forums
>discussion

Hi, user
Aren't you gonna say... hello?

Nigga I replied to you!

I don't know what weapon Rainbow Quartz has, but it should still be the same weapon even if it's Steven fused with Pearl instead of Rose.

No one cares

Steven < Peridot < Ruby < Amethyst < Lapis < Peridot (Enhanced) < Sapphire < Garnet < Jasper < Rose, Pearl

Charisma
Greg

I would have suggested an umbrella with a spear tip.

That's not gonna stop him using it as a guitar.

Im going to reign in my autism here but theres literally zero reason for rainbow quartz to have an axe.

Spear and shield are the most efficient tools for warfare period.

Come to think of it like that, goes to show that pearl and rose were OTP until rose got a whiff of that hot monkey dick.

Take a good look at this face

Imagine, perhaps next season, we will see this very face chuckling along with the crystal gems, patting Steven on the head, followed by a star wipe

>Greg
>Less than everyone in charisma
>boned a fucking Space General
I see you trying to ruse post there, Pearl.

>>>

Well he can feel free to try.
We already know fusions follow the rule of cool. It can be anything, really. An umbrella or parasol would make sense with Steven's/Rose's protective powers, and Pearl's agility.

Obviously it's Rose Quartz>the Diamonds>>>>everyone else

The other Gems are harder to rank because they're all strong in some areas and weak in others. If we're just talking IQ Pearl and Peridot are probably at the top but Peridot's socially retarded. Also I'd probably rank Jasper a fair bit higher and Lapis a fair bit lower, she's never really done anything to suggest she's particularly smart to me. Steven should be much lower too but that's mainly because he's a kid

Sometimes i feel this show is too anime for me.

For some reason, the fanart depicting Jasper as being super pretty reminds me of Wonder Woman Odyssey, where Giganta was drawn as being utterly gorgeous.

Then again, that Doris was from an alternate timeline where she was an Amazon, so whatever.

fwiw, Lapis rused Jasper. Twice, technically.

>Steven should be much lower too but that's mainly because he's a kid
The comics have already established that he's a genius thanks to the Gems homeschooling him, that's probably why he's so high.
>inb4 comics aren't canon
That comic was a trainwreck but the only good thing to come out of it was the revelation that Steven is homeschooled.

>being thee of little faith
i.imgur.com/WsThL61.png

I blame the artists.

We need to keep Lapis on a leash so Jasper will come back.

If you've never contemplated suicide, then you've never truly been in love.
If you've never contemplated murder-- than you've never been divorced.

Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where the posts are slow and comfy, but still pretty fucked in our own way. I'm your host, Lapis Kiosk, and I'm not laughing at ya I'm-- okay I am. But only a little.

>One new user is surprised at the rate at which lewds and porn is made of Doc Ruby. You innocent soul.
>Merchant user continues to amaze with his dizzying mercantile sense. (His barter is clearly at 100.) Inside Sources say this man will buy his way into the Senate some day. Is he secretly Scrooge McDuck? More at 11.
>Lars confirmed worst fuckboi ever as he is stalked by two older futa women. Possible samefag? Will investigate further.
>Jasperfags perfectly demonstrate why they earned the /freak/ moniker. Local nutcase and supposedly sweet individual Orangekisses has a brief existential crisis. Unremarkable as furries are quite insane already. They recover soon after.
>One user dodged a bullet as they had no idea who THE ASIAN is. I'm enjoying these nubies. They're cute and unaware.
>One Pearlfag has obscene luck as they don't get to play the coveted Pearl Dating Sim properly. No swanky ending for that guy. Poor bastard.
>Once again, nobody can fucking figure out when the next episode is supposed to air. We're not on hiatus, but CN is so incontinent, they'd rather jerk off to the money being literally printed via their resurrected property. It'd be like aborting a 20 year old with a vacuum cleaner.
>Jojoposter continues to show us why Jojos are abominable people unable to differentiate whether or not shows that are melting pots of ideas can't stand by themselves and must be taking from something else. Nothing new under the sun.
>A lengthy and rather wordy thesis on which gems are the most intelligent is posted. Only one guy gives a crap and even then tells him to refine it.

Thanks for listening. Stay classy and stay tuned.

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That deceit was not smart, her strength was unprecedented

All Lapis did was delay their teaming up and trying to kick CG ass a few months later. She's a dummy

Holy shit the news is so fast and accurate

This is amazing, thanks Scribble.

So how about some manga gems.

Want to do some "in-depth" and "undercover" reporting?

Stunning
This is my kinda newspaper

Wow they're all the same with different haircuts

Perleta groga
Estirada i pedant
La meva vida sense tu es sent sola
Pero la teva es d'un diamant

Taking writefag requests.

So, Steven Floats just aired in Spain. What is going on?

Who's writing?

Also, Steven sharing his music with Pearl.

>little peridot was potentially at risk for being shattered
>Ruby and sapphire don't give a fuck and proceed to bump n' grind, grope, neck, and eyerape one another the entire time
Is it because peridot didn't put out in Log Date?

It appears to be an anonymous.

Not lewd? Steven and Lapis play tag in the forest
Lewd? Lapis and Steven try mutual masturbation

>stalked by two older futa women.
Why can't they be real?

>not mentioning Scribbles showing up

>tfw Steven will never be stalked by older futa women

Wrong time of the day. I agree with you, for what is worth.

You draw the best hot women, thanks Scribble.

I don't even know who Scribbles is.

What do you mean what's going on? Spain's following their own schedule, like France.

WAs it announced beforehand?

What the hell is wrong with you

I fucking love this image.

Catalans get out

Of course it was dumb. But still smarter than Jasper, who thought it was a good idea to try to goad Lapis and get her angry by reminding her of her imprisonment while failing to realize Lapis hated her even more than she hated the CG.

>taped glases
evritym

I dunno.

>Saphire in a one piece

Mmmph

WOW!
Judgemental much?

Jasper was only use facts and reasoning to get a potential ally Homeworld gem to take down the rebel scum enemy in a deadly situation. (5 against 1)

Peridot was responsible for having lapis dragged back to earth, and also SHE interrogated her not Jasper. All we can confirm what Jasper did to her is yank on her arm twice, be an asshole on the beach, and put her in the cell in the ship once she revealed herself to be a little sneak (withholding info about "rose quartz")

Lapis' power took every gem so far by surprise. She's not your average Lazuli, even Pearl remarked she had no idea the gem inside the mirror was so powerful. Jasper had no reason to believe lapis was a demigodlike in water power

Legs.

Sapphire's too cute for some outfits.

...sorry

>Sapphires Legs+Rubies Muscles=Garnets Mass
Unf!

she would probably look nice with a skirt lift and a garter belt.

This is a slow thread

We're all Europeans here.