1. Your country

1. Your country

2. Whats the most injured/sick you've ever been?

I'll start:
USA
I got wasted once and tripped going down some stairs and broke my ankle. Heard it snap and everything, it was pretty sick.

mexico
i was walking home from school when i was 11/12, i fell down with a rock and broke my wrist

People think Santa is a communist because he gives the gifts away, but who controls the elves? Who controls the reindeer? Not the people.

Santa is just another reactionary using charity to placate the ignorant masses. Discusting!

the most pain I endured was when I got Chikungunya in 2016, I broke my leg while skating one year prior and it doesn't compare at all

Flag.
Never even got a flu

USA.

Most sick I've ever been was a kid. Can't remember what was wrong with me, but I spent a week vomiting. My stomach felt like it was getting ripped apart constantly. I remember lying in bed, screaming, and throwing up almost everything that went into my body.

As an adult, I caught bad food poisoning in India back in 2013. High fever, non-stop diarrhea and vomiting. Luckily, my then-girlfriend was a local, and her family let me stay in a guest room until I recovered. Genuinely thought I was gonna die.

Injuries...

Broke my hand at a frat party in America. Tripped over a staircase and fell straight onto my palm, hard.

Only other broken bone was from a traffic accident in India. It was my collarbone. Didn't actually hurt at all, but I could barely pick up a pail of water for several weeks.

flag
right now - mononucleosis.

i got hit by a drunk driver in Mexico, broke my right arm, wrist, right ribcage, collar bone, dislocated my shoulder and punctured my lung.

I had a scrape on my knee and I got infected. Hurt like a fucking bitch. Had to get surgery and the physical therapy hurt the same.

i bet you deserved it filthy chicano

I nearly died of pneumonia when I was 4 because I got misdiagnosed

I had tachycardia when I was young and almost died

I fell 10-15 feet of a roof when i was like 15, i thought it would be really fun to climb it and when i fell i landed on my right arm where i broke the forearm and ripped a muscle, there was pus and fluid buildup in my elbow and they had to suck it out with a syringe

When I was a kid I took my brothers motorycle (East German MZ ETZ 250 from the 80s) and crashed it, broke my ankle, I pushed it all the way back home, he saw me with the wrecked motorcycle, so he grabbed rakes like in pic related and hit me on the back so hard the metal prongs got stuck in my back and punctured my lung. I still have scars in the shape of evenly space dots on the bakc lmao

when i visited america i got shot

I found and kept a hedgehog as a pet hidden from my parents when i was a little kid, caught a pretty bad case of tick fever.

dislocated both of my knees, not at the same time.
The first time was not that bad.
The second however was bad.I was climbing a fence and my leg got stuck in it and i fell,dislocating my knee,then i had to wait 3 hours with my kneecap on the other side of my knee.Thankfully i had not fucked up my ACL.

flag
i broke my jaw's ligaments, doctors had to feed my thru a tube for 1 month

Got hepatitis B and mono at the same time from the same girl and my liver almost shut down, apparently I was a day away from death and if I hadn’t gone to the ER for my nuclear orange piss I would have died

Girl didn’t even seem like the STD type

>the week after getting circumsized at age 9
>the week I got shingles (yes at 22)

My ex constantly curveballing me

That one time someone threw a large rock in my face back in middle school. I had to wear patches over my eyes for 1 week.

Pinched a nerve in my neck.

My toe almost cut in half because i was stepping on broken glass when i was a kid.
I still can move it but i can't bend my toe at all now.

pneumonitis when I was 11

Dengue

Flag
>I've been run over and the right side of my body was grated and burned by sliding on hot asphalt
>I've split my jaw in half on my chin twice (In two different places and within a week) and because of this I've had a "butt chin" scar for 7 years after
>I've been hospitalized with severe pneumonia
>I've receive IV medication because of a severe hiccup
>I got tetanus once from steeping on an old rusted circuit board
>I had to acid out a wart and the acid burnt trough my toe ( I swear it smoked )

Life is just a battle for survival mate

>Life is just a battle for survival mate
Just in Brazil

Weirdly enough I've never cough a tropical disease or something that is related to this being a hellhole. And I also never used the socialist "free health care" we have here

Flag
Probably when I had chickenpox

I had hand, foot, and mouth disease once and couldn't go to work for a week because I was contagious. Never had any serious injuries or illnesses.

Got hit be a car two months ago; broke my collarbone.

Japonia
I was mentally sick when enrolled in junior high.
I did wrist-cutting everyday in those days.

I caught a bad neumonia and almost died

a-are you okay show me what your wrists look like now

Injured my eye several times from boxing, got infected once and had to take 3 different cream/drops and lie in a dark room for a week

My metal is completely ok now
But my wound is not all right
You should not injure yourself.

i love happy endings. how did you get over it

Emptied a fifth of cheap vodka into some orange juice and drank it in like 2 or 3 minutes.
Went into a coma and had to be intubated

i was impaled while trying to masturbate with a broom. tasted like shit

explain

USA
got shot

I was isolated and bullyed in class. I consulted counselor. She told me to study hard and beat them. I tried it and got the top score in exam . Bullying stopped and wrist-cutting stopped too. lol

they stopped bullying you because you got good grades? that's the most japanese thing i ever read. i got bullied too and even set on fire once but it was because having good grades makes you unpopular here. anyways good job user i'm happy for you

Malaysia
Ate too many hot wings and had to undergo surgery to remove my swollen appendix
No ragrets

I got drunk to the point they had to call the ambulance

Living the dream.

I thought they didnt do that in Germany.
Isnt it like Illegal or something there?