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痴女版

我们都是痴女。
We are all sluts!

Speak for yourself
I have a reputation

Me right now

我是痴女!
I am a slut!

整天听林肯公园的歌的自伤者好糟糕。

Don't you feel sleepy?

Yes, I'm going to sleep now!
Good night!
はい、今寝ている!!
お休みなさい!!!
对,我现在去睡觉了!!!!
GOOD NIGHT!!!!

~I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter~

Goodnight~
Sleep well~
Sogni d'oro~

R A R E photo of me

Where's everyone?

here

Good morning.

I tell you fucking what lads, I am hungover as fuck.

Hey guys :)

Why are Italians so gay nowadays?

How was your Christmas buddy?
Did ya have a good one?

Pretty good
I visited my relatives but strangely they were not too obnoxious
And your?
>nowadays

Good.
Had lunch with the family then
a few drinks with my buddy who lives in the city who came home
then came here to drunk post a bit
Pretty bloody good I reckon.

Good morning lads

How's everyone going?

Drunkpost is the best
Although hangover sucks
Trivia: drink tons of water (even if you are not thirtshy) before going bed this keep me hangover-free for most of the time

The real question is: Why should Italians be straight ?

Hey are you the edgyschooler?
Anyway good thank you and you?

jea hopefully you didnt do somthing dignity loosing when you were drunk.

morning

and morning to you too

hey dont just insult other people!

That was a low move for you...

>Hey are you the edgyschooler?
Yep, although could you not call me that
>Anyway good thank you and you?
I'm fine, a bit hungry, might get some breakfast soon

Christmas is not fun.

This, 1000 times this

I was implying that there are no reasons to be straight

I forgot It's the horse races today.
FUCK
I've got to drink again.

Would you now respond at my question or not?

I have arrived.

why not?

s..since when were you a dom anyway?

The only reason would be to make babies and spread our DNA

What people even do for during Christmas? With New Year's Eve it's pretty clear, we get messed up and remain hung over for 7 days after, but Christmas..?

Why do you even need an excuse, just start drinking
Excellent

I am both actually

I don't need that to make childs with Denmark

What de fug :D

switch huh
what a slut

and yes, im gonna answer your question...
if you ask me the proper way

""Christmas"" is alien to me

>he doesn't know how to make kids with a boy

Why yesterday you said you had only a primary degree (whatever that mean)?
Teach me master

>Teach me master
Ehh n-not for a real reason
O-only curiosity

well, its the birth of jesus christ and we have to celebrate that as very very VERY religious christians. its also when families get together and eat and do all manner of fun stuff.
its also that time where the fucking happy commercials come that make me fucking angry. and where businessmen earn billions of goldmonis because apparently we have to buy gifts.

ask. "properly" you switcheroo

I was kidding
I wish I could

>you will never have a YY child

>we have to buy gifts
Isn't it more like an optional thing? To show that you care for your loved ones.
Gee, it seems like it's just a few comfy days for europeans. No New Year madness.

I'm not a slut sorry Liech

not that feel again

...

That's gay

yes. "optional" well, its seems like people expect that you gift them something desu. and some people even get into competition who has the better gift.
its quite sad desu.

wanted to post a similar picture.

alright. to answer your question i short because im on phone:

>get bullied in primary shool, but end it.
>get bullied in secondary shool. drop out.
>get bullied in private shool. drop out.
>make apprentienship as chef. get insane and psychopathic and drop out

Ikr
It's not if we are both straight though
@83474268

Ok I don't want a long ass post either
Thank you for your response

...

I am boring
Remember?

You see, to remain boring, you have to not perform slutty actions.

we are only ironicly gay. but with you and singa i slowly getting doubts desu

i want to get bitten by a vampire

You've made a promise
And a promise it's a promise

he didnt made any as far as i remember.
just dont post your butt like amerislut

Let's change subject, shall we?

How was your Christmas?

But why? So you really want to live forever?
And I'm not taking my promise back. My sole presence must remind the impure of their crimea

>crimea
Lmaoing@my autocorrect

>we are only ironicly gay
so geht's los :^)

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I have a clean consciousness

>So you really want to live forever?
well i imagine the life of a vampire to be way more interesting than my current situation.

christmas was nice. was with my mother and my grandparents hate me now because of that.

how was yours?

I asoected my relatives to get more obnoxios overall it was not that bad but super boring
The main reason is because I have.no one to talk they are either to young or to old
Being in the middle of those ages sucks

*Expected
*Obnoxious

Fuck, I made the mistake of wondering into town, the place is packed with people looking for boxing day deal and on top of that a bunch of boat people washed ashore so there's tons of fatties clogging up the streets

better start playing plumber and unclog the gutter

enjoy your mutts

Are you suggesting I go around killing fat mutts?
That sounds like a good idea
pls take them back

yea, just remember your training. its easy for innocent kiwi bystanders to get hurt by exploding muts. the greasebombs tend to erupt rather violently.

also you dont kill them, you put them out of their misery

Gotta sleep
Bye
And behave well

nighty

>implying we want mutts
good luck sweaty :))))))))

Serves you right for leaving the house

Fuck, the bottle store is closed, I really wanted to get sozzled tonight

I'll do my best
Goodnight italislut
I like being outside the house, it's just all the people outside I don't like

where should he get new booze?
remove all the people then

hey Wellington

holy shit my nose runs like a racehorse

GOOD MOOOORNING EVERYONE!

morning qt

morning you plushy

What time is it over there? Have you all had good days so far?

It's 6:30. Today was pretty nice, I ate dinner with the bf's family

1:20 am

>tfw no gf/bf

That sounds nice desu. What did you have for dinner?

smoked salmon

OwO why does everyone have late sleep schedules?
I hate most seafood but good for you desu :3

it was pretty good desu

also made some pies

good morning ausnz

>smoked salmon

its holidays and i want at least now spend some time awake at kiwi hours desu

>Meat Pies

Cool guy.

>>Meat Pies
nooo lol

Good morning matey
Wait so you made sweet pies?
Those are disgusting

Oh look whose back, HELLO AGAIN!
That's nice desu. Gl-glad you wanna stay around for us :3
L-lewd.

Good morgen Sam

Guten morning William

There is no time difference between our countrys lol

It says it's 9:52 in Tokyo while it's 11:53 in Sydney desu. Our country has two time zones :3