Leaf friend here posting from socialist paradise. Anything I need to know about locals before I set out to town?

Leaf friend here posting from socialist paradise. Anything I need to know about locals before I set out to town?

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ask them where the fabled lord eggs are hidden and go get them. hatch the angel army in the town square.

NO TOILET PAPER

Here's some useless trivia for you.

10 years ago, I had a flatmate, was a divorcee in his 50s.

Once, when we were on the piss, we got talking about Cuba. Topic moved to Castro.

Turns out Fidel Castro had been hitting on his girlfriend at the time and he was in the room so he was not impressed.

So there you go, former flatmate had beef with former leader of Cuba.

They're like people from anywhere else. They're just a bit less business-savvy.

Check this place out: 3ra y Final #11, La Puntilla, Miramar, 11 Avenida 3ra. Restaurant on the water called Rio Mar. Really good for lunch.

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR ALMOST A YEAR
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Another rare for my collection.
And yeah, remember that 5 - 10% of all fertile women in Cuba are prostitutes.

You're thinking of Venezuela.

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Kys

Kill yourself dead

Take all your jewelry off - watches, necklace, rings, wallet. Don't take anything with you that you don't mind losing

I'm being serious. Buy disposable cameras for pictures

No I am not you retard cuba is a shit hole outside the tourist areas

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Don't take any success you have with women there to be a sign of how much of a stud you are.
They are economically desperate since they live in a repressive police state. Any woman will fuck you for 20 dollars

>travel to another country
>first thought it to shitpost

Puerto Rico, I'm embarrassed to admit I'm planning to fly to Timor Leste and post a time stamp just so I can get 30-50 people replying RARE

m8, Timor Leste was on yesterday and the day before. Ya missed him.

Now Pitcairn and Svalbard on the other hand...

Nice try but Timor gets like 10-15 "rare"s max, you should try British Ocean Territories or Micronesia for a bigger impact.

Please go to Bouvet island.

You will get at least 200 (You)s guaranteed.
The flag has never been posted.

It's never been posted for a reason - Bouvet Island, like West Sahara and Heard & McDonald Island have no dedicated ISPs, meaning it won't show up even if you go to the exact location. For West Sahara it will just show up as if you're posting from Morocco, don't know about the other two.

yes op think of all the (you)s for your piggy bank

how do i make my own isp, i need those (you)s

Wouldn't a satellite phone work?
Someone posted from antarctica with proofs using one.

I have no idea how these things work.

Well, can't say that I'm really that familiar with establishing ISPs either but I heard it has something to do with purchasing IP packages from a Regional Registry, apnic.net is one of those. If you're really that motivated I would suggest going to /flagtism/ on Sup Forums and asking for help there, those people seem to have a complete understanding of the whole process.