I'M A WHITE BOY

AND MY NECK IS RED
I PUT MIRACLE WHIP
ON MY WONDER BREAD

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I just could never take eminem seriously. He should be working in a cubicle somewhere.

3 is best scary movie 2bh

I GOTTA GOLD CHAIN!

Shy can't a gangster be named Clarence?

I GREW UP WITH MY DAD
AND I VISIT MY PARENTS OFTEN
WHY CAN'T NIGGERS NOT BE BAD
AND UP IN A LOW-PRICE COFFIN
[audience: OHHHHHH!!!!!]

I'LL FUCK YOU UP WITH MY RHYME
YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS STRAIGHT HAIR OF MINE
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING APE
YOU'RE NOT INTELLECTUAL JUST BECAUSE YOU VAPE

Went outside my house
I went down to the deli
I spent my last dime
to refill my fat belly
I got rhymes galime
I got rhymes galilla
And I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller

WELL JIMMY MOVED IN WITH HIS MOTHER

I'M WALKING DOWN THIS ROAD
A BUNCH OF AFRICAN AMERICANS APPROACH ME
ASKING FOR MY WALLET
"AM I GETTING ROBBED I ASKED?"
NAH WE JUST AKSING NICELY
"AND IF I SAY NO" I REPLY
THEN WE WALK ON BY

THAT WAS MY FIRST AND ONLY ENCOUNTER WITH AFRICAN AMERICANS
AND NOW I WANT TO DIE
ALL OF THE HATE I HAD INSIDE OF ME WAS GONE
AND NOW I AM HAPPY

Because gangsters go wherever they want without clearance.

WHEN MY MOM WASHES MY CLOTHES, SHE USES BLEA-OCH

WE CAN'T FUND ALL THE WELFARE YOU'RE CONSUMIN'
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN

LOOK AT YOU NIGGER WITH YOUR IQ UNDER SEVENTY
CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND IN JAIL BY TWENTY

Why do blacks have a problem with mayonnaise?

it's white

It's white

It's cream

It's white.

isn't it yellow ish?

it stank

>used to think that movie was absolutely hysterical
>rewatch it a couple of years ago
>it was cringy as fuck

I should've just kept remembering it fondly.

Only in Asia.

>cringy
Go watch your FilthyFrank and LeafyIsHere

I think cuz it's a "plain white" substance. Niggers, while wrong about the result to hate it, are actually right this time cuz mayo is fucking disgusting.

>cuz mayo is fucking disgusting.
you watch your fucking mouth

FilthyFrank is annoying and I haven't even heard of the other one.

That rap battle in Scary Movie 3 was the shit.

americans eat mayonnaise in copious amounts, it's enough to put anyone off mayonnaise

t. had a yank flatmate that put THREE heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise on his chicken sandwiches

>I know, we're in the hood now!

i dont know why but i think the world would be a better place with brittany murphy was still around

Eat a Dairy Queen® Mushroom Swiss Burger™ and say that shit again.

There isn't a drop of dairy in mayonnaise.

name a better rapper

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George, the hood! Lose the hood!
I know, we're in the hood now!

You are 43. Close?

They think it's bland. Black people only like over-seasoned stuff.

You know what? I'm passing by a DQ today, maybe I will.

It tastes good.

>UMMMMMMM SWEETIE IS THAT EVEN A THANKSGIVING DINNER, WATER IS A SPICY SEASONING RIGHT? ;))))

Lick lickity split lick splickety
Hanging ni-nigger niggities
Burning heeb hib hibbities
From now until infinit nitnitninny

I ain’t no chicken nugget
I’m the Big Stack
Come taste my special sauce
I just want some ham to cram in my jam while I spam my slam

But you can't talk smack
Because whitey just struck back

BUT TONIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR FAT JOE

SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

The last good one of the scary movies imo.

nope, terrible, kevin hart was one of the worst things about it