Vriska Serket and/or Homestuck

It's REALLY hard to believe that her committing sexual assault on a disabled person created ACTUAL VRISKA SYMPATHIZERS but somehow it happened. Like how bottom-level terrible does a character have to already be for that to be considered such an improvement that people like her more afterward?

I'll have you know that I liked Vriska even before she wore that sexy outfit

crazy is bad but crazy and hot is EXCITING

>vriska will never coerce john into doing "things" with his feet

user please. Your fetish is lamer than a kid with a busted spine.

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ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!

I AM THE MAIN TROLL, NOT THIS FUCKING WHORE SLUT!

> Bash
> Items
> Run Away

>you will never tickle tavros's feet to try to make him laugh only to realize he can't feel anything in his legs and so it just gets really awkward between you two for a while

more volume 10 info

To Classpectanon: I am reading Alabaster right now and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN SILENT HIVE

hahahahahahahaha you poor schmuck

(you'll find out)

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Well, this is weird.

also laura
would john be a silent hill fan?

It would have been a nice subtle joke considering how the SH designers must have loved the fuck out of cheesy 90s US movies.

The school in the original Silent Hill was modeled after the one in Kindergarten Cop, for example.

i think if any of the kids were silent hill fans it would be rose, except that rose probably doesn't play video games enough to know what silent hill is

her entire convoluted 'arc' is part of the reason i cant decide if homestuck was meant to be a comedy or not.

could hussie tackle horror? it's not something i think he ever tried with, even considering horrorstuck, which was mostly just slasher stuff with no atmosphere.

he could have used the game glitches for horrific effect.

could be a neat little one off where the kids and trolls realize they're in a doomed timeline

time players scoot off to the next timeline like its no big deal, but for the rest of the players in that timeline.....

could be some good existential horror if done right as the game tries to snuff out the entire timeline

I don't think so. He is too hammy for that.

I prefer depictions of her sexual assaults on women.

i'll repeat it, but Alabaster: The Doomed Session, while kind of cheesy and over the top, is still one of the better horror fanventures i've read.

the first couple of bits are a slog because the characters are made a bit intentionally unlikable but it gets better, i promise (almost everyone starts getting taken down several pegs)

some horrific sburb glitch where it generates lands based on the player's greatest fears and psychological traumas of the past (see: lohac and lopah)

well that is a brilliant idea. can't believe i've never seen it brought up before.

Please don't tell me his favourite ship is davekat and that he wasted his best work on that

>paranormal lore
I feel like he'd have an opinion on them that could go either way.

Will it be as good as broken age though?

Surprised no one made a fanfic called "Lands of Silence and Hills" or anything similar.

There was that one bit with Nepeta going through the vent shafts, that was kind of scary.

>the longest HS song I've ever made on it
>which is coincidentally also a way of canonizing my favorite ship

there were these amazing glitchstuck edits of the trolls that are real old.

What was Lopah again?

What would rose's silent hill look like?

everything rapes you
everything

karkat's

Just a normal hill, because she didn't even play the fucking music in the first place.

lots of affection and fun

Pulse and Haze. Karkat's land, covered in blood.

pulse and haze, karkats land made of his fucked up blood

>tfw we've got more news about volume 10 than hiveswap

>It's REALLY hard to believe that her committing sexual assault on a disabled person created ACTUAL VRISKA SYMPATHIZERS

Lots of men and women 1. hate disabled men and like seeing them abused 2. regularly excuse horrible behavior by women

Does sburb do this for Knights?

we'll never know

>canonizing my ship
oh boy, it's a fucking davekat song or another fucking scourge sister theme

Begin intermission 2 was scary for me

Was homestuck one giant case of poes law?

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cameron poe's law

It's either Davekat or he's fucking with us and it's something stupid.

He also implied on /r/homestuck that it was a human-troll relationship.

aradia

He is truly pushing the limits of meme fashion.

Andrew Hussie, always on the forefront of innovation.

does anybody know him well enough to know what his preferences are
it's gotta be johnvris right
"heir conditioning" and all that

the arc was clearly a joke, andrew just fucked up the delivery

it's motherfuckin both things

davekat
johnrezi
the safest "rosekan"
that's all i can think of

It might not even be his favorite ship, but he's selling it as such.

He also said that it was "canonizing" his favorite ship, which sort of implies that it hasn't been done before, and there are some Johnvris songs on earlier albums.

It could also maybe be Davejade or Jadekat because they never got dedicated songs either (though they did get some images). Johnrezi maybe too.

>Versace pants with a meme top
Basically what I would expect from Hussie

I would kill for a jadekat theme

i would kill you

ROSE KAN BROS WHERE WE AT

NOTHING CAN STOP US
NOT EVEN THE REALITY OF THE SHIP BEING FUCKING GARBAGE IN THE COMIC

WHO HERE
/snarky interracial lesbians/

please don't kill me before I can witness jadekat being canonized

>NOT EVEN THE REALITY OF THE SHIP BEING FUCKING GARBAGE IN THE COMIC
nah that's what stopped me
that and both characters seemingly only existing to be token lesbians in act 6

you are weak

Just how clique-y are the outsourced artists and/or Hussie's inner-circle?

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"interspecies romance" can mean more things than just trolls

what if it's a caliborn ship

the cliquiest

>tfw you said you aren't going to come here again

>still visiting these threads because you have a tiny bit of naive hope left for the epilogue and can't move on with your life

just leave after 6/12, that's what i'm doing
i only stuck around this long to watch liveblogger

enjoy your davekat, davepeta puking on your face and the jack noir/ms paint marriage

is this the actual xamag

i'd love to say that's what i'm going to do, but i don't think that's gonna happen, and that's the problem

Woah, what is this?

>some musicians from early days

Bill Bolin confirmed?

don't make me post "test" on my hs blog again lol

rj said he couldnt get in contact with him since he was erased off the internet

Homestuck is cancer and shouldn't be allowed on this site.

I thought Moot got rid of it a while ago...

Elabor8

dave is an ungrateful child

I just googl'd you and I'd like you to try and shill me on your comic

>Moot
Who?

im hoping for soluslunes myself

what why

I had a dream last night that the epilogue was entirely about Spades Slick. How would you feel if this was the case?

moot's dead, baby

moot's dead

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you mean jack, right? slick is dead

I hate it when people who have to sympathize with a character in order to 'like' them. I really liked Vriska as a character back in act 5 but I liked her BECAUSE she was evil and manipulative, and I sympathized with her much less than some other characters that I didn't like as much. I actually started to hate her when she became a marry-sue "didn't do anything wrong" character.

No, I mean Slick

>still visiting these threads because you have a tiny bit of naive hope left for the epilogue and can't move on with your life
Same here

We will never be free

Joke all you want, but you tumblr faggots are the ones destroying this site.

Homestuck is fucking over. Get over it and leave for god's sake.

I won't believe it until I see the the word DEAD plastered over his face

Do what we're doing, stick around for 6/12 and Vol. 10, then get the fuck out.

>Homestuck is fucking over
It's literally not

i just need something
i just need Hussie to either confirm that this is the real deal, or bring on a plot twist a la act 8
right now one half of me is in denial, and another is still low-key upset

it's literally not you troglodyte

All signs point to John/Aradia.

>or bring on a plot twist a la act 8
xamag pls, that would be the actual worst
stringing people along is the last thing that needs to be done

Xamag how old are you

weren't you like 15 when you first started doing homestuck stuff

do you regret homestuck yet or do you still hatelove it like i do

>HE FUCKING PROTOTYPED HIS PLUSHIES THAT LOOK LIKE HIS FRIENDS
>IT TURNED INTO A WEIRD GOOP THING THAT'S ENVOLVING HIM

Ginneo life is only suffering
serves him right for being a babyfur