As the ancient Hawaiians used to say
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say
Luke Foster
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Chase Lewis
THE SQUID TOTALLY BEEFED IT!
Leo Rogers
"nothing" is a euphemism for pussy
Jason Bell
I want to pet that cat
Leo Wood
...
Jacob Hill
Somebody's gonna post it eventually
Logan Morgan
It's time for a dicking!
Brandon Rivera
Who has the link to that hilarious fanfic that was posted here a few days ago
Sebastian Ross
Delete this
Ryan Ward
"Get these fuckin ha'oles off my island."
Alexander Gomez
>got banned from /vp/ for posting a Pokémon version of the Tito pasta
Julian Williams
alright, I'll need some context. What happened and is it archived?
Joseph Edwards
It's a gory pasta of Tito raping Reggie to death and fucking her corpse or something like that. The screencap of the original post has been around for weeks now, I think.
Brandon Perry
It's a story about Tito brutally murdering Reggie by raping her and mutilating her corpse.
Adam Rivera
Fuck you bazingaman
Connor Bell
The only funny part was the first few sentences. The rest is a fucking nightmare.
John Collins
>for weeks
Try years, newfag
David Perez
Can you post that version here if you still have it?
Benjamin Gutierrez
"He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness."
Ryan Cooper
i hope banzooga strangles himself
Joseph Miller
>implying him turning into a bear wasn't hilarious
Alexander Nguyen
perfect
Kevin Campbell
What even is that face?
Easton Gray
die zimbabwe
Michael Cook
bazj,gdsgbs
Dylan Miller
you supposed to spoiler this user
Grayson Smith
Motherfucker
Christopher Adams
Kill your family
Owen Lewis
Post it, please.
I need my daily dose of goremon
Bentley Ortiz
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Gabriel Rogers
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Landon Edwards
(you)
Henry Reed
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James Brown
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
Anthony Price
What did he mean by this?
Jose Brown
This is oddly effective.
Aaron Roberts
yeah, i still don't get the chainmail post thing.
i'm sure theres some psycological/game theory argument that says you actually are better off answering it though
Xavier Cruz
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Hunter Reyes
Holy fuck.
Time to spam /vp/.
Nolan Edwards
Bazooper
Joseph Scott
DELETE
Gavin Robinson
This is a reply
James Miller
ass
Adrian Smith
what's wrong with his face?
Brandon Watson
Immunity Cat says hi.
Brody Taylor
1
Isaac Nguyen
Didn't Simon make fanatic of this show?
Blake Bailey
The things I do for my mother.
Ian Bennett
God dammit.
Colton Torres
Wrong. The whole fucking thing is hilarious.
Christian Robinson
Bazinga
Eli Adams
Delete this!
William Morris
Fuck you, bazingaboi!
Mason Butler
Please have mercy.
Ryder Fisher
>inb4 everyone's moms die
Samuel Wilson
Bazozzle
Tyler Young
ffs