Watching a movie

>watching a movie
>white kid character is drinking a Pop
>it's Bang's root beer
Do all white kids do this?

it's Barq you fucking illiterate nigger

You didn't even try. Study harder and come back with decent bait.

yeah dude love me a bang old thyme rood beed

>If I reply to my own trollbait long enough, maybe someone will actually think it's funny!

Fuck off retard.

Barq's is no laughing matter.

>5 posts
>5 ips
hmmmmmmmmmmm

That's the best root beer you pleb

>root beer
Absolutely disgusting

Why would he need to go study and come back? Your dumbass already responded and gave him a (you)

But how could he be replying to himself it there is as many posters as there are posts? look at the bottom right corner. unless you think he is using a VPN for different IP's all for the sake of a shitty root beer shitpost.

put a sharpie up your asshole on cam

I thought it was Barg's

This. Too bad they banned the bottles of Barq's in Canada now, so the only way you can get them is in the cans, and cans are shit because it tastes like an asbestos, cyproterone and estrogen cocktail.

That's so 2008.

My nephew was mad as fuck when his mom took his Barq's away from him, no caffeine allowed.

It's an acquired taste, most people graduate from Doctor Pepper.

If I don't get my morning cup of Barqs, DO NOT talk to me for the rest of the day. I'm serious. I NEED MY BARQS

Do you like Tizer?

>that voice acting
Inexcusable
>"b-but it's supposed to be bad because it's unsettling!"

What kind of people unironically call it pop?

root beer is gross but barqs is fucking great

It's an Albany expression

half of the U.S.

>carbonated cough syrup
How to tell you're dealing with a flaming fucking redditor if he orders that shit.

Canadians

like what? I've lived in PA, Texas and Georgia and I've only heard people say soda

>root beer is gross
Faggot with a weak or absent father detected.
Midwesterners and people from western New York. There's literally a map if you stop being a fucktard and google it.

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there is not one single innocuous thing in the world you spergs won't go into a reddit frenzy over.

A lot of states in the mid and northwest

everyone knows bangs has bite!

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You're obviously a non-American and need to go to whatever image board your failed country created. This one is for people who were born into the winning team.

thank you for posting that

>thanking mobileposters

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>mobilecancer turns out to be a dumb frogposter
Literally no one is surprised, reddit.

>Spoonfeed me
No.

>Bangs

Well I laff'd.

Fapmachine posting is so 2008

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>Getting triggered by someone posting to his secret Ching chong fortune cookie pedophile cartoon secret underworld from a module device

>do-nuts
literally what was this meant to imply

Its a northern/midwestern thing. Grew up in michigan and ohio and always called it "pop" then moved down south and was harassed about it constantly.
You can damn near figure out where someone is from in the states by how they refer to carbonated sugar water. Soda/pop/soda-pop or my favorite, from atlanta, its all called coke by default.

Barq's > Mug >>> A&W

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I haven't had a soft drink in over 6 months and it's still very hard to resist a coke when eating greasy food. Will the desire ever go away?

IT'S YA BOY BANGS HERE LEMME TAKE YOU TO DA MOVIES

Great lakes masterrace.

a redditor would lecture you about how unhealthy soda is and tell you to eat more green and vote for Bernie

Drink semen instead

sunset yourself

I do it too I'm not white. Root beer is best beer

>it's a sugar water thread

superior Barq's coming through

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>Too bad they banned the bottles of Barq's in Canada now
>plastic bottles for health concerns

It should be interesting to see if Canadian average health starts deviating away in a good way from other similar societies.

Here's a spoiler: It won't.

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Is that all pickles and peppers?

Stay woke my brother

Who else /water only/?

It's pretty good.

a soda every once and a while won't kill you just learn self-control and do what you want

/semen only/ reporting

I drink 1 a week so just suck it up.

Doctor Pepper is root beer evolved

>Bang's
F U C K I N G Y A N K E E S

Do you get paid to be uncultured? Seriously I think "white people" jokes are justified just because of how inept you all can be.

>making presumptions based upon nothing because of an unhealthy fixation
embarrassing post

Literally the most nigger taste in rootbeer you could have.

>tfw mom is white and dad is mexican

>tfw my mom favorite drink is root beer

>tfw this site isn't meant for people who were the result of racemixing

>hating niggers is unhealthy
Ok, kid

>american site
>not meant for mutts
lol. you even made up a bullshit term like "white" top feel better about your disgusting potato, whop, and kike genes.

A+W is the superior root bear

>whop
Oh look. A non-white from a second world country pretending he knows what words mean. He even types like a nigger.

What's yer dad favorite drink?

The site is for middle class white Americans. You got triggered because you're too dumb to know who belongs here (not you).

because you lived on the shitty side of PA

Cherry coke

Are you mad or something?

>t. someone who's never had glorious A&W

>Bangs root beer
my fucking sides yo

2012 wants its cancerous expression back.

It's tasty.

everyone?

soda is the faggiest term ever

nope

I gave it up for 2 years but fast food isn't the same without it. Just limit yourself to a couple a week.

I've gone a year and a half and still crave it with things like pizza. 20 year addictions just take a long time.

Get on my level

the midwest

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I GOT SPURS...
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
hingly hangly

Literally wrong. Never heard anyone in the nw say pop, it's always soda.

Had a bottle once. Very good.

>knowing what's characteristic of a redditor
Go back

>shilling your homesite
Fuck off, retard.

Thats where your wrong you faggot

> flavoured soft drink

Ok, but... flavored like what?