Channel-tans

Channel-tans

Discuss.

Is Adult Swim-tan a pot smoking teenager with out of those sidecut hairstyles?

No Adult Swim tan is a disillusioned person in their mid twenties who's turned to acting ironic to hide their suicidal desires.

That's perfect.

Someone draw Adult Swim-tan as CN-tan's edgy older sister!

I feel like Nickelodeon-tan would be more athletic, with shows like Global Guts, Legends of the Hidden Temple, etc.

so kinda like Sup Forums

Yeah exactly, so draw Sup Forums but as a girl or a tranny.

CN-tan is trying to be hip and cool with the kids (again)
>Disney tan might look sweet on the outside, but she's 100% business.
>Nick-tan is clumsy a fuck and can't tell a good cartoon from a bad cartoon unless is has something to do with money.

And yet, ironically CN is still the one that makes the best decisions out of all of them.

I bet I can beat up all three in a bare knuckle beatdown.

>Nick-tan isn't fat and drepressed

>Adult Swim-tan being a sister
>Not the older brother who asks CN to tell mom that if she asks he went out and turned in some applications. He had a rough night last night and needs her to cover for him.

More like
>CN-tan is self conscious trend chaser who desperately wants to be cool. She's had a taste of success and would do anything to keep feeling it. Constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown
>Disney-tan is a mostly unaware, spoiled sweet rich girl. She loves her shows but if her daddy Disney tells her its time to axe one she'll do it without remorse. Has 0 cares because she has all the money
>Nick-tan has no idea what she's doing. She's in love with the teen idol life but has no idea how goofy and immature she looks to the outside world. Still clings to old toys she had when she was little even if they're old and busted

>Nickelodeon
The oldest of the channel-tans since she's been around longer then the others, even though she's a shy nerd she's actually very active and athletic (because of shows like Nickelodeon Guts, Hidden Temple and World Wide Day of Play).

>Cartoon Network
The biggest cartoon lover out of the three, she is obsess with cartoons but had a phase where she tried to push live action to be like other channels but went back to her roots soon enough. She's the "ghetto", cool girl type using lots of slang but has her moments of self awareness. She tries her best but tends to fuck up but definitely not as bad of Nickelodeon-tan.

>Disney Channel
Cute, fluffy and innocent on the inside, an evil, corporate mastermind on the inside, think of her as a combination of Louise from Bob's Burgers and Mabel from Gravity Falls. She simply does things to makes her more money

[as]-tan best girl

Is Boomerang CN-tan's younger sister who strives to constantly impress her and is always getting hand-me-downs?

Recently though, CN has been getting a little jealous since she's started producing original content, and has been stealing her stuff. Not that she really cares.

Alternatively, CN has recently been mentoring her, and is jealous that she's somehow more popular. Previously Boomerang was just a shy girl who collected the things CN threw away or something.

Wheres muh 90's YTV -chan that may or may not be purple, and have some tentacles and robot parts?

I agree with most of this but I think Nickelodeon should have some sort of aspect of her personality that indicates that her best days are behind her.

Hub-tan is just a dusty pile of bones

I can probably beat her up with the correct prep time. Although she does have a look that says "Don't fuck with me back at the Denny's alley."

Sounds good to me.

Was this just made?

I knew when this was done that some fuck would start spamming it.

Nickelodeon-tan is the clumsy fuck-up type, even in her glory days she's been fucking up somehow and is trying her best to improve herself.

Fuck you OP. Brown CN-tan is superior!

These are clearly the modern version.

I need lewds of CN-tan.

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We need to go deeper

>Nick Jr-tan is an adorably precocious loli who hangs out with her best friend PBS-tan
>Foxbox-tan is a hyperactive "anime expert" who only watches 4kids dubs with her buddy WB-tan
>Hub-tan is a turbo geek who nobody hangs out with, probably has dental headgear
>Toon Disney-tan is the bastard child of the Disney clan who clings to the 90s with all her might

thats a lot cuter

cause she's more diverse, right?

>not brown CN-tan AND brown Nickelodeon-tan

I can already smell Pan Pizza in this thread.

Brown looks objectively better with her color scheme

Does Nick-chan vomit slime?

>no KidsWB chan
>No TBS Kids Saturday Morning Chan.
>No Disney XD chan.

She seeps it out of every pore when she's nervous and will vomit it if she gets too panicky

Exactly, which is why she wouldn't be brown.

>Hub-tan is dead and buried
>She's buried next to Discovery Kid's corpse.
>Shortly afterwards Discovery Family-tan crawls out of the hole.
>Quiet, weird, and paraplegic girl who is scared of everything and sticks to Hub-tan's old shows and whatever shit she finds at the dump.
>No one even knows she exists because she never makes herself known outside of what Hub left for her.

I need a pic of CN-tan wagging her butt and saying "fuck me like Nickelodeon fucked Invader Zim!"

not because I want to fuck her but because I think it would be hilarious

I hope that it's just CN-tan and she goes through a spooky werewolf thing at night to become an edgy sexy Daria.

Disney only has brothers. Disney Jr is strangely perverted for his age. XD thinks he's the shit, no one bothers to correct him.

"Fuck me like I fucked sym-Bionic Titan"

fixed

Nah, he's just Nick-tan's love object. She has a shrine to him in her room and a blow-up doll of him. Lately though, she's beginning to have the strangest dreams about Lincoln Loud and his sisters.

What about ABC Family? They used to have a Saturday Morning Block.

She uses Sponge Bob as a tampon? While stimulating her Patrick Star?

FOX-tan is a girl who claims to be the most mature of all the networks but constantly spouts pop culture references and toilet jokes.
Netflix-tan is the only normal one.

Hulu-tan > Netflix-tan

They're both better than Blockbuster-tan.

>Netflix-tan is the only normal one
>Bojack, young doctor's notebook, OITNB,
Pretending you're going to tell someone a joke and then kicking their heart in the balls isn't normal.

why does cartoon network look like a yuyushiki?

What the fuck is that

Japan.

Don't think about it.

What turned Hub-Tan into Discovery family?

>she's wearing a FOX hat

my sides

Hulu-tan is the Toki to Netflix-tan's Skwisgaar. Always following her around and copying her while denying she's copying her.

She fused with Discovery Kids post-death. Magic did it.

Friendship is Magic did it.

fixed.

Hub-Tan died and Discovery Family-Tan inherited all her old shows and whatever else she could

I'll just post the XD-tan I made

And Boomerang-tan

Coolio

I like this analogy

I feel like Nick-tan could use freckles

This

now make em fug

This any good?

Yep. now make CN brown

Disney-tan has plump labia and likes to be licked out
CN-tan likes getting railed in her skinny butt
Nick-tan likes peeing on you while rubbing herself

I know there's already one design, but I wanted to try the laid-back older AdultSwim.

why does she have wrestling boots?

would FOX-tan be her friend or dealer for old shows FOX doesn't want anymore

added this edit

I had intended for her to have tan skin but I guess something was off with my moniter

Hmm, Disney-tan still should be improved...

Make her an alien. With three eyes, blue skin, and six fingers.

And her eyes have mouse heads in them.

She could also use some dark blue lipstick.

This is a good thread

Good things can come from this thread

I like this thread

brown is bad tan is good, she was pale and white and then later on she starts tanning makes sense as a joke about her programming

Now make 90s/00s CN and Nickelodeon.
These are too 2010s.

You can say porn, it's fine. We're all waiting.

YES NOW SHE'S PERFECT!
Thanks buddy.

Excuse me my lord, could you do this one for me?
Thanks my lord. Long Live Networks-tan!

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Fucking perfect.

Hub-tan died you guys. Discovery Family-tan ate her heart

I don't want porn I just want them wearing sexy bikinis getting ready for summer

just needs Nicktoons Channel-Tan.

What about Nick.Jr-Tan?

You know what we need?

We need a short comic of Adult Swim-tan asking CN-tan's reasoning behind making a PPG reboot when Jonn Dilworth and Mr. Warburton are willing to make reboots/continuings of there shows and her replying saying she's a slut for memes.

Niktoons is her brother. Everybody hates him. Nick-tan keeps him locked in a torture chamber in the basement and throws him scraps to eat. Abusing him gets out her frustrations.

Little girl who's friends with PBS-tan and is stalked by perverted kid Disney Jr-kun.

Fucking perfect.

WE NEED THIS

What's the Christian cartoon channel?

Is Foxbox what happened when FoxKids went through a weeaboo phase, or are they seperate characters?

AS-tan should be an young adult who is a former shell of her eccentric, artistic and edgy youth who was once known to push boundaries and try out strange and new oddities for the sake of creativity and instead now is greatly jindered by her bosses.

Modern AS-tan now only finds enjoyment in her late night horror informecials as she feels it's the only genuinely creative thing she has control in her life.

Discovery Family-tan is the result of Hub-tan and Discovery Kids-tan's corpses being buried, then fusing together to create her. She's awkward and creepy. Probably because Hub-tan killed her half-sister Discovery Kids-tan to replace her, then died mysteriously, leaving her shit to Discovery Family-tan.

Is KidsWB-Tan the extreme and edgy one?

a sexy nun that's into /ss/ and BDSM

>Nick
>Depressing
>Associated with fatness

I want to slime Nick-tan

Kids WB-Tan is a grave.

Hey guys, remember when CN-Tan idolized Nick-Tan and tried out live-action tween shows for a few years?

To this day, she pretends it never happened.