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Alcoholics Anonymous edition

I am NOT an alcoholic

whatchu drinking?

I hate the taste of alcohol though. Ch-checkmate.

Have you thought about staying sober for just one day?

that would be too much to ask

I'm drinking an IPA, the bottlestore was closed so I couldn't get anything harder
I've considered it, but it just seemed dull

What's for dinner tonight?

saw a fidget spinner candy today

posting in the right general

replying to the right post

me in the middle

a cold mince and cheese pie
This is the wrong general

>cold pie
end your life

Me on the right :3

I brought it a day or two ago and it's been sitting in my bag so it's room temperature, that's a bit better than cold

Im on the left

>it's been sitting in my bag so it's room temperature
Don't eat that please, you'll get sick
I don't want you complaining about food poisoning, just order some Dominos.

You just reminded me that I'm out of lube which really sucks so I'll have to order some more.
It's not cheap you know.

Very lewd my dewd.

i..i tought you wouldnt b..be lewd?

I masturbated too much in a single day
Now my dick hurts when peeing

why do you need lube?

Yeah William

Female underwear's perfumes are sold lol
I have not bought.

Why would I not need lube?
I mainly used to use it for *ahem* insertive purposes but I also vastly prefer it for normal use.

This lol

too late, and using lube is cheating, it'll be fine dry
I know that feel
>I have not bought.
hmmm, I'm not sure I believe you

I-I feel left out when everyone else is lewding but me desu.
ew
They sell these in Japan?

What a magnificent culture.

Haven't fapped in 2 days.

2 bombs...
blame america

cant you just use oil or something?

>and using lube is cheating
I don't want to go to hospital thanks

no
that would be weird and gross

My dad is trying to convince me to go bungy
I don't want to leave the house

braaaaaaaaaaapffffffffffffftpffffpffpfpptfffffffllllllllllllllllfpppppppfffffffft

Bungy jumping?
Sounds horrific
I hate heights

just say you are sick or something

Wait William, but I hear in France, pussy smell perfumes are sold . Not only Japan!


Im interested in these. But I really have not bought , Sam

By the way this is Female pheromone smell perfume. lol

Could be fun
haha little scaredy cat

I DONT WANT TO GO OUTSIDE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But Japan is Japan so it's ok for them to do it.

chain yourself againt the chair or something i dont know

>William
>Sam
is this some weak jap attempt at racism or something?

He calls us European names desu.

I tried that before and it's really difficult to untie yourself if there's no one else around

>9 posters
>40 posts

Truly a circlejerk

No . In DJT, to use stereotypical name of the country is popular. You seem to get nerves. Im sorry , I stop it.

You really are a pervert
Maybe I should lock you in my shed.

>european names
DONT SAY THAT NAMES IN EURO ARE DIFFERENT FROM COUNTRY TO COUNTRY
IS NOT LIKE IN YOUR ANGLOSPEHRE

>I tried that before
1. why?
2. how did you do that.
asking for a school project

That's a decent ratio, a circlejerk is 1:10
You have a shed?
>1. why?
for fun of course
>2. how did you do that.
um... it wasn't easy, I don't really remember the details

im gonna rescue you and wont get captured myself.

>a circlejerk is 1:10
yea like singa/italo hours

hmm... i should try it myself oneday. probably will starve because cant unchain myself.

I have 3 where I am now.
I won't have one down there so I'll have to stuff you in a box and drive you up.
Don't worry, I'll cute some holes in the box and maybe chuck a cold pit in at some point at you can nibble on using only your mouth.

I'm tired of being a Pajeet in India with shit every fucking where. Will I be welcomed in NZ? Should I be concerned about those Maori bastards from Once Were Warriors?

but what if you do get captured, we could be tied up buddies
>I'll cut some holes in the box and maybe chuck a cold pit in at some point
wow, how nice and generous of you

>Will I be welcomed in NZ?
No
Fuck off, we're full
And don't even think about trying to get a visa using one of those fake schools for a "diploma", we banned all that shit so you curry fuckers can't exploit the system.
I'm sure Australia will welcome you though.

I am a generous master

BUT IT IS DESU

AHAHAHAHAHA
W-why is that poor girl in a box all tied up?
WHY IS THERE ANOTHER CUTE GIRL IN A BOX AAAAAH
You will be welcomed in both our countries as long as you are in the cities. If you go country you might get made fun of desu :3

Seeing punjabs being deported for trying to buy their way into my country makes me so very happy.

Indian guy appeared

I just want to live in a first world country for a litte while before I die. The backwardness of India is depressing, man.

You seem alright desu
What do you do matey?

i wont get captured and.. and surely not.
but if i do we will probably be good buddies desu. when two people dont put too much strain on master.

yea i dont know.. then become a politican or somtehing and change it?

>I am a generous master
I was being sarcastic you dummy

I'm a business analyst/consultant with an MBA

>politician
>in a country where 30% of elected representatives are charged with crimes like rape and murder
No, thanks

Yah, dinner time

Oh, I'll lock you up extra long then

>I'm a business analyst/consultant with an MBA
Then you could probably get a skilled visa, our businesses are run by retards so you would be a big help.

what's for dinner?
>Oh, I'll lock you up extra long then
pls no, I'll be good

you could be the lucky 70% that don't get caught
no one asked if i wanted to be locked up

How often do you people shave pubes

when they appear desu.

this

SORRY FOR LEAVING I WAS WATCHING LOVE LIVE :3
You seem like a nice Pajeet desu.
We're getting new guys every day it seems desu.
Lewd pic desu.
OwO another professional besides me and the Frenchanon enters the room :3
I don't know how to rid of all of them so I trim every once in a while :3

no one wants to lock you up
I trim them every now and then but I don't fully shave them often

Gay thread

...

rude
best thread

you in the pic, all alone

i want to keep him company

hello i want to kill all the gay roleplayers

Like every 3 weeks or something
when they get too long that they aren't tidy

Chicken Satay
>pls no, I'll be good
I'll consider it, but you better watch out

What does the Frenchie do?

That's chalmers fetish, just make sure to use a knife.

Wh-why do you have pictures of sad, tied up girls?
OwO

I'm not sure but he's 22 or something so I'd imagine he'd have a professional job.

I wouldn't recommend it
hot, please kill me
sounds better than my dinner
so I can pretend they're me

I want to be tied up and abused.
You already know this, but exposing myself like this is another of my fetishes
thank you for reading

>he's 22 or something
I'd say a good 90%+ of people of that age in the general population is NOT a young professional.
He's probably a NEET

im triggered

why not? but i want to!

we all are masochists. nothing new there

Why?
Are you a NEET?

O-oh ok then.

Undergrad university student at 22
Currently living off WINZ

I mean look at you, you're 26 and still a student
He's a bad influence

>Undergrad university student at 22
Did you fail or something?
Anyway if you are a student you aren't living off WINZ are you.
Loans and the dole are completely different.

sweet talk me in german
being a neet means that you have more time to watch anime
my dream is to be tied up and abused by a small qt tsundere girl

>not wanting to be the small qt tsundere girl
typical mutt bad taste

no. germany is not a romantic language

holy shit this level of smugness should not be allowed

haha good luck with that lanklet

it's study break

Shut up
and stop calling me old

You can get WINZ whilst on study break? Wtf how did I not know about this.
gimmie gimmie free money
Just work a part-time job if you don't want to hate yourself, what are you studying anyway? What uni?

t. 26 year old bourgeois lanklet

but none of those are true!
at least I bully you about real things!

bullis dont need reason.
t.bully expert

hiiiii

My erection doesn't need a reason either I guess

so far I've spent half my study break doing nothing and hating it, and the other half working and hating it
okay I might be lying about your age but everything else there is true
heyo