>lazily choreographed schlock where the bad guys could shoot but instead prefer to use a knife for no reason in front of an art history student's idea of a deep brightly lit background while discussing a 2deep4u secret society's customs
Oh yay, three shitty fight scenes where even Keanu looks like he couldn't be bothered and an anticlimactic female villain who is somewhat retarded. Why is this rubbish rated so highly?
Cameron Hill
>rubbish
Britfag. Opinion discarded.
Samuel Peterson
>american enjoys crap
Shocker from the land without culture.
Logan Taylor
>Why is this rubbish rated so highly? Because it's Matrix 4
Samuel Foster
sounds like you just couldn't handle the kino, neighborino
Cooper Ross
>somewhat retarded
She's mute so she's 100% retarded
Jackson Gray
A
Samuel Bennett
>lazily choreographed Well, define bad choreography in this case. Most people found it to be great.
Justin Gonzalez
there are literally millions of Redditors out there. this flick was made by Reddit for Reddit.
Isaac Fisher
>define bad choreography Literally all the action scenes in John Wick 2.
Gavin Wood
This is the only explanation. The film just reeks of Reddit and pseudo-intellectualism. It's so shallow and made for the MTV crowd.
Nathaniel Mitchell
This is basically a videogame. They could've taken anything other than the fight scenes and it'd be just as good. Just have Ian Mcshane narrate the "story" at the beginning of each fight scene. Fights themselves are good generally but this gun kata shit either goes all the way silly like Equilibrium and if it not it's occasionally stupid which is occasionally offputting in this.
Decent action flick but one of the most unnecessary sequels of all time. Nobody gives a shit about "John Wick" and exploring the rest of the underworld just makes it look increasingly stupid. But franchising is the name of the game now so eh.
Jason Cooper
>The film just reeks of Reddit and pseudo-intellectualism How dumb are you that you think John "fucking shoot first, ask questions never" Wick 2 is pseudo-intellectual? It's a self-professed dumb action movie.
Joshua Smith
i was also disappoint by 2. i remember 1 so much better. cannot believe that scarjo brain in the shell got shat on and this got away.
Christian Hughes
>lazily choreographed schlock where the bad guys could shoot but instead prefer to use a knife for no reason in front of an art history student's idea of a deep brightly lit background while discussing a 2deep4u secret society's customs >still better than every other action movie released this year combined
Ethan Bennett
>It's a self-professed dumb action movie. Except it tried very hard to expand upon the 2deep4u lore from the first flick and just came off as obnoxious while also trying its hardest to be visual kino.
>still better than every other action movie released this year combined Yes, but action movies don't exactly set a high bar. This was no better or worse than the Fast and Furious or Ghost in the Shell.
Jaxson Foster
Kek
Brayden Powell
I want to hit you with a stick
Dominic Robinson
Is it for Reddit or MTV, you shitter?
Jackson Cooper
>woman takes on john wick >loses in spectacular fashion quickly
How the fight would go in real life.
Jackson Price
This.
Hunter Cruz
>2deep4u lore
It's not trying to be deep it's just world building and background. Why do you think it's trying to be some super deep thing, because they revealed things you didn't know from JW 1? That's not how 2deep4u things work.
Isaiah Nguyen
>wanting to resort to violence like a nigger This flick is certainly for your type.
What's the difference redditor?
Carson Wilson
It's world building and background building, while trying to be deep.
James Morgan
There is literally nothing even remotely 2deep4u in John Wick 2, lmao. You're probably a retard who thinks "excommunicado" is a highbrow reference when most people know what that means
Colton Lopez
Im gonna shove a stick right up your ass and you are gonna enjoy it you massive piece of trash
Samuel Ward
>lmao
John Wick redditor would rather spew plebbitry and redditry than do anything constructive. What a surprise.
Ryan Brooks
This movie is one of the most bafflingly overrated films on Sup Forums.
The first one is a legitimately fun action movie. This movie is pants-on-head retarded
Ryan Adams
Literal retard acts like a literal retard, what a surprise, lmao
Jace Walker
Pot calling kettle black etc.
Jaxson Hernandez
>while trying to be deep.
Still haven't explained where you're getting this from. Adding to a story doesn't mean it's trying to be 'deep'. How simple minded are you?
Jace Perry
Nice projection lmao
Lincoln Sanchez
>The land where culture is letting muslim refugees and their descendants rape and kill you and applaud their increased arrival
Nolan Cruz
Their mistake was to take themselves too serious and making a fucking series out of a doggy revenge movie.
2 was still relatively okay, just not the overhyped stuff the reviewers and fanboys make it out to be.
Hunter Rivera
Because getting raped by rednecks and niggers is better.
Adam Ross
>autistically winks a second time becayse she doesnt have enough body awareness/control to know if she winked the first time
what did she mean by this?
Camden Reed
EQ2 when?
Grayson Hill
Is this happening?
Alexander Hughes
In 2018
Eli Johnson
it means she is literally perfect
Joseph Roberts
But she died
Anthony Phillips
>woman >dead >not perfect
Owen Peterson
Good point
Easton Morgan
I literally work out 6 days a week in hopes I will one day get a tomboy QT like her
Chase Rivera
anywhere to see the Cleaner deleted scene?
Elijah Butler
Can someone tell me why they used such cheap blood FX in an action movie with a shitload of shooting and headshots?
Josiah Bell
>john wick is reddit I should've know when the "gotg is reddit" meme took hold that it won't take long before it reaches something I like.
Justin Hughes
I like women in suits
Aaron Lopez
I agree. It doesn't hold a candle to the first one.
Aaron Miller
I have no idea why people like these movies. They're repetitive and dull.
William Martin
>Work for me >no >ok well im going to blow up your house >hey im mad im gonna get this guy back for blowing up my house >no you can't you gotta do what he says >ok fine
Luke Sanchez
>schlock
fuck off rlm
Mason Lewis
>JUST
Robert Cooper
holy fucking shit it is perfect
Noah Cox
This. They should've went the self-aware dumb action movie way, instead of trying to play it serious. Other than that it was kind of ok.
Adam Morris
>look at me, being a smug prick with an opinion I tout as fact on an internet board because I have an inflated ego that needs tending Yeah, this shit never gets old.
Xavier Anderson
I liked it because of the beginning. The first 5 minutes they went with the Russian guy 2 plot and it was retarded. I thought it was going to be all about that shit and it would suck. Then they concluded the whole thing and moved into the world of those assassins. It was not made to be 200% believable, but it was made to be interesting and fun.
Liam Cooper
how is it schlock
Zachary Price
America unironically has more culture than Britain and I had to tell you this 4 hours late because you have to know that America has done literally everything Britain has ever done several magnitudes better. You are basically a worse version of America, and you are a worse version of an American.