ITT: Things we take for granted that ameritards can't have

ITT: Things we take for granted that ameritards can't have

I'll start

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Americans don't have kinder? Why??

I fucking hate the ones that you have to eat with a spoon

Because those retards eat the toys and choke to death on it.

It's shit

because Americans are so dumb the kids eat the plastic egg

The eggs are not sold here but the other chocolates are
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html

there's a law saying you cannot put an inedible in a food and kinder falls in line with that law

Things we take for granted that Euros can't have.

Have fun playing with your toys though.

Choking hazard but we can get them now.
Europe can keep their gimmick chocolate as far as I'm concerned.


>praise kek

We have them here my man, just usually not in the big grocery stores. Usually find them at smaller shops, specialty stores, farmers markets. Sometimes the supermarket has them in a small section but not usually.

One thing I'm mad we don't have is Nando's chicken. That shit is the best, I've almost ruptured my stomach from gorging myself on it even though I'm a skeleton. Kfc doesn't match up.

No white straight male needs an AK-15, okay?

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I support a ban on kinder

ITT: Things Americans take for granted that Eurotards can't have.

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No one needs kinder chocolate either.

You can actually get Kinder Suprise eggs, however they can't be sold in stores.

The laws were sort of premptive in nature, banning food with inedible "parts" inside if it.

But yeah, it's stupid. It's an example of government getting involved where it doesn't need to. Like Bloomberg trying to ban transfats and soda. Or magazine capacity restrictions.

>tfw only I can have some tasty mate

World BTFO

>One thing I'm mad we don't have is Nando's chicken. That shit is the best

Can confirm.

>AK-15

Did you see that Crowder video? That line actually got me.

>kinder eggs chocolate
that shit is cancer-inducing.
Get a Lindt chocolate of something.

huh? I can go down to the corner store and buy one right now. If you really felt like it you can buy the whole 12 pack off amazon and have it same/next day.
Doesn't stop us from having them here now does it?

If you give me access to one of these i wouldn't bother, though.

this

My kids loves these videos

Ban assault Kinder Eggs

The 7-11 down the road from me has a bunch of Kinder eggs, they have carried them for years.

Not for long :)

Decent brothels/prostitutes

WTF is this trash

This. They taste like shit regardless.

Oh? I knew you could them off Amazon but I didn't know they could be sold in store now. I remember as a kid they stopped them and their knockoffs, didn't really care because they tasted like shit.

I work at nandos, best chicken going, get a free staff meal every 4 hours too.

I found that here in Canada and tried it, it's pretty good.

A white population

as an american, my government knows I would choke to death. thanks fda.

Because we have Shit like this.

>also cant digest plastic

To too much competition, too few calories.

so good

>mfw no cheeky nandos
REEEEEEEE

Yeah bro, imagine drinking that with some of this in the morning.

Best breakfast

>60% whiters cant collect water

America is truely cucked

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>eating boxed plastic

An inability to speak English,and not having WIMPY.

I guess you retards didn't see the report that kinder chocolate has poison in it.

American children are retarded, they stuff little toys in their mouth and choke to death.

All carbs lol have fun with your 10am crash faggot

Actually we do have kinder eggs now, we've had them for awhile, there was a time like a decade ago they were banned, but you can buy them even in real stores now. I see them everyday at the candyshop in my mall for example

castles

Because beacon and eggs is very healthy right, faggot?

Good roads.

You're missing out burgerbro, the livers are amazing

Protein is an essential part of your diet, always eat in moderation. Goes for you too fatty

Raw milk cheese

The eggs part is healthy

The bacon part isn't. Pork is disgusting and should be banned.

Poland ftw

Can get this in farmers markets or specialty small businesses.

When I returned from Qatar (business not pleasure) I bought a dozen cases of kinder eggs on a layover in Germany. Supervisor asks what's up. I make an excuse about the kids at my church.
My kids and I loved them though.

transfats are pretty disgusting tb h though

most people will never know where they have been eating them

Rotten old towns

Yeah but that's why you go for a walk and run after breakfast

Indeed and Pork is not even allowed to eat.

Not for long

That's a bad example in particular. There are even towns in the US older than this fairytale castle.

A H M E D

Most people I know workout before breakfast. They at least hydrate though

want

What does a future indictee have to do with our god given right?

Clean & safe cities...well mostly safe. Still miles above the average ghetto infested US city.

Ayyyyyy

Things only Americans can have thread

It's a good example, because the USA doesn't have 1000 year old castles

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE

Sure

Sorry Ameribros

I'm an american, I must be protected from myself. Any way I got two egg rolls from that Chinese store up the road. You know there good too.

My day,everyday.

youtube.com/watch?v=DBtesG1Xds4

>serves in the military
>thinks he has the right to bear arms

A pearl harbour...

pfft. Have fun polishing your boots and never shooting that gun because all your defense budget is going to feeding muslim rapist rather than blowing them up.

school shootings

Please stop Austria bro

What about king cakes. Louisiana would riot if they tried to stop those from selling

Ayyyyyyy

MURIKA MURIKA MURIKA!

>Italian sweet
>called kinder
Why?

>LaRue
Superior gun coming through, make way.

>"The bacon part isn't. Pork is disgusting and should be banned."
>le pork is bad maymay
Ahmed, the way you cook can make food good or bad for your health, pork meat is one of the most healthy foods, unless your pigs literally live in garbage dump of course (eg. like in your country of origin).

A lot of butthurt ameribros here.

Why can't we just laugh and move on? Take a joke don't be a nigger.

Hnng

We pay for their defense budget

Leaf food

When I was younger I would have gotten mad

But those slimy shits don't make any good toys. Literally just puzzles or some crap model.

I remember they used to have transformers or something with moving joints. Now it's just garbage living off nostalgia

Fuck off Cuck

Move to Canada

Muslim detected

We need to get a psychological check and a weapon ownership card to buy AR15's as civ, so far no shooting i recall was with a legal weapon, so it's a fair trade in my eyes.
>inb4 new eu law that dry anal rapes weapon owners

>semi-auto
>pleb tier

Our soldiers staying in their countries and cucking them on a daily basis is not the same as giving them money.

Working class caviar

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Things Americans take for granted that yurokeks will never have
>freedom

>School knife attacks
>Random machete attacks

I'd take a gun over a rusty hatchet t b h

>American children are stupid because they do something literally all children do

Ok