The real Civil War is here, Sup Forums:

The real Civil War is here, Sup Forums:
Are you Team Bald or Team Hair?

Team hair because team bald has Millar and Morrison on the same teams so it's doomed due to infighting.

Fuck, you've balanced this out well.

Team Bald, I like Morrison best and also Fraction seems like he would be the most insufferable of them all.

Who the fuck are the people on team hair? I don't recognize any of them.

Alan Moore, Nick Spencer, Sam Humphries, Scott Snyder, Matt Fraction

Alan Moore, Nick Spencer, dogfucker, Scott Snyder, Matt Fraction

Team Bald, sorry Moore can't carry everyone

>Team Bald has Bendis
>Team Hair has Fraction
Can I get scalped?

What are they fighting about?

Bald, obviously.

I'd try and trade Fraction for Bendis, though.

Team Bald

Moore, 3 literal whos, and Matt Fraction. If Moore wasn't there I'd swear not having hair went hand in hand with being a talented comic book writer.

Team hair for now, but in a few years there may be a shocking double cross.

Bendis is obviously there to make it more even

Well, Team Bald does have an ex-CIA agent on their team, so I'll go with them.

Team hair reporting in.

Should've put Frank Miller on bald.
I'm going with team hair because Bendis is on bald.

Team Hair reporting in.

Is their hair length their true power level?

Team bald.

I don't even know who the middle guy is.

No but you can join Team Women

Mark Millar isn't bald you idiot

Who's the guy between Azz and Bendis?

This

Warren Ellis

BRB jumping off cliff.

Ellis.

Stupid Neil and his stupid, sexy, eternal head of hair.

Hmmm. 4/5 on each side are great writers. I have a great thick head of hair, but I do see thinning. I'll go with Bald.
Plus, Snyder and Fraction look like pedos.

Tom isn't bald yet, thought. Give him a couple of years and add Rucka in the meantime.

Also, I am amazed at how punchable Bendis face is. It's almost as if he put effort into it.

Good taste, lads

Mentor vs student

Does having no hair whatsoever from chemo make him the king of team bald?

Is Team Beard the Third Option?

This is civil war. Save him for when we do Blackest night.

See

All the dying Gerard's done to his hair, he'd totally shave it off to fight on Grant's side.

OK, I haven't lurked enough. Who are these people?

Spoiling the names for people who want to try and guess.

On the top left you have go back to Sup Forums. Next to him is get the fuck off my board. In the middle is I hate your fucking cape movie bullshit. Next is you've literally singlehandedly ruined this board. Then on the top right you've got good old I can't wait for this stupid fad to die.

Then on the bottom, you've got you have literally no reason to be on this board. Next to him is nobody wants you here. Then that's you're literally worse than Sup Forums in the middle, followed by you people are worse than casuals, and finally get the fuck out.