Ultimate Marvel Storytime

Ultimate Marvel Storytime

>What's being storytimed?

Ultimate Marvel, later known as Ultimate Comics, was an imprint of comic books published by Marvel Comics, featuring re-imagined and updated versions of the company's superhero characters from the Ultimate Universe. The imprint was launched in 2000 with the publication of the series Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate X-Men, providing new original stories for the characters. The Marvel Multiverse, which comprises an infinite number of galaxies and alternate universes, calls this universe Earth-1610.

>Why are you doing this?

Because there's a lot of good stuff that people ignored that deserves recognition and even the bad stuff can be fun.

>Why this order?

I originally planned on doing USM to Death of Spider-Man, but I want to do the rest now. I've separated things into groups for convenience.

>Where can I catch up?

Right here pastebin.com/NfBDHt1X

The Ultimates
Ultimate Power -

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It's the beach episode

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It's the mango episode

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I'm gonna fap to this pic...see you later OP

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poop

And Ganke is thin

Cya There's more bikinis coming though

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Isn't Ganke a fatass?

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>Here, have a cover with sexy girls on it that are of questionable age.
>Please buy our comic book, I don't wanna get fired.
This is pathetic. Fanservice of this degree is fucking cancerous.

Yeah, but that's not nearly as rough as it is being black

Shitty art
Actually for a short time I think Marquez was drawing him a lot skinier too. While it's likely that's an error, they could've pushed to have Ganke lost a ton of weight over the time skip
I was rooting for him

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And just when I'd forgotten about that.

Jesus fuck is this art...weird, like, not as bad as a lot of other shit, but still pretty rough, you know? I remember another Ult book got similar treatment in terms of art later on, forget which one, but man did it fall pretty hard from original Ult Spidey

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Jesus Christ Wow

Ultimate FF

>Shooting people through a fucking mango.
>Thinking a mango will work as a silencer.
What.
Just actually fucking what.
I'm done, legitimately done.
Fuck this book, I'm sorry OP. I'll be back of UFF, though.
And please make a new thread for that, I don't want it to be mixed with this filth.

Fiffe everyone!

>mango
youtu.be/TqTHmzMk0Cw?t=195

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That's the one, that was genuinely fucking abysmal, right? All I really remember about it was bad art and a Miles version of Spider-Ham showing up.

Will do, I was debating on doing that.

Aw man, spoilers. I was even going to spoil that page.

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Oh shoot, sorry man, I figured that was kinda well known enough, but hey, if we both promise not to mention it again, no one else will notice, deal?

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I'm pretty sure this comic made everyone leave anyway

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Wasted Crossbones on this shit

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>wasted everyone on this shit
FTFY

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I'm still here, bby

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Thanks for the bump

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I'm just waiting for it to end

This had so much potential. I was so excited when I first heard about it.

Then I read it and wanted The Ultimate Universe to die

This will never not make me laugh

Ultimate FF man, Ultimate FF. It's for the long term readers. You will get hard from all the continuity porn.

I'm actually considering suicide as my only alternative because of this comic.
That's just how bad it is.
Someone please end the suffering.
I can't.

There's an edit somewhere, but I can't find it. They replaced it with a watermelon and I think darkened the dude's skin.

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>You will get hard from all the continuity porn
>1610 continuity
oh boy
> no 616 too
putting a cherry on shit still makes it shit

Cloak & Dagger fucking is just wrong

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I bought one issue of All New Ultimates for the cover.
You know the cover I'm talking about.

We're almost halfway done user, hold on!

Trust me on this user, it's six issues of gold cut short

THIS

Bikini or Bombshell?

I didn't know Marvel still published horror comics

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kek
>image in the storytime
I ain't even mad

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Bombshell.
It's my phone wallpaper too.

Relax mang, it was only up as long as it needed to be

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I wasn't mad mate, I really needed that laugh, thanks.

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Because user and I are Cloak and Dagger fans and understand their very unique and entirely platonic relationship.

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Given the subtext, it seems a bit weird for THAT to be the straw that broke the camel's back.

It's gotten to the point where I started reading something else while I'm waiting for this to end.
Reading Old Man Logan, if you're wondering. Now that's quality comic books.

why the long faces

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> Damage Control's intern a junkie cop

just shit in my mouth already