/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

I Did What to My Daughter? Edition

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Meanwhile:

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JUD-

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Are we going to talk about Judy in this thread?

>that idiot that hasn't watched any other twin peaks except season 3

why are you here?

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We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

NO

/tpg/, what does garmonbozia smell like?

those loops on the back of your shoe that help you pull it over the heel

Does this mean this thread will turn into another Candlejack thread. I though there was one up this mor

Judy give two rides

You guys think Michael was telling the truth?
>"It's daddy, shithead!" scene in Blue Velvet
>TP centers around a father raping and killing his daughter
>Weird extended scene in Wild At Heart where Laura Dern compares Nic Cage to her father just before they fuck

>Jack Nance dies mysteriously from a head wound
>Mulholland Drive is all about the main character's guilt over ordering the murder of someone close to them

Not to mention Jennifer Lynch is obviously 360 degrees of fucked up judging by her dreadlocks look and the grimy sadomasochistic shit in her movies.

Hmmm

I imagine it smells like burned plastic or something.

i want to hug coop and eat donuts with him

I think you can see Lynch's split nature most clearly in the this photograph; one part of him wants to sock the freakish midget in his misshapen face and another part wishes to embrace him as a brother. This is a struggle that Lynch fights to this day.

Lynch's path is a strange and difficult one.

Don't they mention a chemical or heavy fuel smell after Bob kills someone?

oil, iirc

burned oil?

It smells like someone puked shit and then left it to stew in a hot room for three days.

>tfw coop supports imperiralism
youtube.com/watch?v=-Gfb9hZrxS8

The cop almost passed out in the episode, I bet it smells more like a decomposed cat

So is Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces just a bunch of deleted scenes from FWWM mashed together?
Is there a new cut of the movie out there that has all of them added to the movie itself (director's cut)?

Otis reminds me of Señor Droolcup

there's the Q2 fan edit

It smells like it's ingredients I assume, creamed corn and burnt motor oil

Yes.

Also yes. Kinda.

>tfw we'll never have a nice quick war like this again

Of course he did, we just don't care

>Would you leave us alone?
>Jim

what did he mean here?

Q2 fan edit puts the deleted scenes in their script position. I like it a lot better than the original movie tbqh

Shadow

Who is she? I must marry her!

he meant
>nice quads

same

happy little accidents

I'm kinda pissed if he killed Jack Nance t b h

is she cool?

He meant HELLOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO

That's James. (S)he's cool.

Heh, i noticed that too. I think the actor (seems sort of silly it would have been written for the character, but lynch) misheard and thought Cooper was asking for his name.

he's staring right at Lynch's hairline

God damnit. AND he raped his own daughter?

Is the dude to the left the other 'J' who escorted Donna to James in Season 1? Forgot his actual name but he appeared like twice in the series I think.

, take

Why does james son have an english accent?

Are you blind or just retarded, user?

Little Mike Sucks

guy from twin peaks?

Seriously? Why should I remember what the face of a minor character looks like?

Stupid faggits. I'm not talking about james im talking about the girl in the background.

James looks like Jay from RLM without the hair and weird teeth

I'm more worried about his illegitimate son.

>When you were writing the book, did you draw upon any of your own teenage sexual experiences?
>There are two moments in the diary that are from my life. One, I’ll never tell anyone,
What did Jennifer Lynch mean by this?
vice.com/en_us/article/more-than-davids-daughter-an-interview-with-jennifer-lynch

It's probably the one where she's jerking off 22 year old Canadian dudes in the woods

Ray Wise would have been a god-tier Two-Face for the Tim Burton Batman series

Those trips are nice but you're still a retard, Mr Jackpots.

plot twist: it was Michael J. Anderson who raped Lynch's daughter but he's in deep denial about it.

IT WAS A DREAM!

>When I gaze at the man who is gazing at me
>When I stare into the looking glass
>When I ask what he sees
>Then I'm asking for more and the more that i wanna know
>I know what I'll never know

I'VE BEEN TO ONE OF THEIR MEETINS

Yeah I don't think we're on the same page here. Why'd you even bother

So that's why he's always lugging a stepladder around.

Call for help.

I FOUND SOMETHING IN SEATTLE AT JEWDIES

How the fuck is there is still no way to get episode 5? it was leaked what 5 days ago at this point?

What are TPG's favourite TP moments?

>Nothing's a sure thing, Shelly.
>Now don't get excited and hang up on me Coop - Cooper immediately hangs up.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEN

post yfw a kraut leaks episode 5 on sunday

>I like it a lot better than the original movie tbqh
Terrible opinion tbqh. The original film has much better pacing, and a more focused story about Laura Palmer. I agree with almost all of Lynch's cuts (shoulda kept the fan scene though) and don't understand why anyone would want to watch a shitty fanedit when his cut represents his vision.

Bitch got raped by her father

germans hate fun

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What is this

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How many hours until the next episode?

I bet it was the orgy in front of Jacques' cabin.

he mentions the ring right?
when he puts his head on the table, so has he had the ring since then?
he couldnt have, since that took place before the first season
so did Agent Desmond take it to Judys or what?

A kike lodge spirit; it feeds upon money and cultural marxism.

27 hours

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"What kind of disciplinarian was David? When you would misbehave, how were you punished?"

"I was only spanked once and he says he regretted it. Apparently I didn’t deserve it. The only time I distinctly remember being yelled at was when I was about seven or eight. He found me reading Helter Skelter and he squatted down in front of me and I remember the sunlight surrounding his head and he said, “There is darkness and then there is light. And then there is evil.” And he grabbed the book out of my hands and pitched it across the yard and said “This is evil!” I was obsessed with Vincent Bugliosi. I thought he was a great attorney. I was fascinated with the book. But that’s what I remember about him being upset. It wasn’t like I had a strict bedtime. I wasn’t the kind of kid who had a curfew. It just didn’t happen in my youth. When we done doing whatever we were doing, if you were tired, it was time for bed."

OH THE JUDY, IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

>you will never come in Judy's ass

I think this is what AYDUMAN was trying to communicate

>reading Helter Skelter at the age of 7

bitch, that's a blatant lie

The truth hurts

whats wrong with Helter Skelter?

She smoked a ton of weed when she was young her memory is failing her.

>red velvet
>blue roses
>red roses
>blue velvet
SO DEEP

>Jack Nance dies mysteriously from a head wound

Why did he do it Sup Forums ?

>Lynch hired a bunch of kids outside a donut store to attack Nance in such a manner so that he would later die from his injuries at home
Sounds legit to me
>Why did he do it Sup Forums ?
clearly Jack Nance knew about the rape of his daughter and maybe even had evidence

is twin peaks the comfiest show of all time?

Enough about Lynch. Can we talk about how great Mark Frost is?

judy?

Who put the fish in the percolator and why?

Yeah its pretty comfy
Justified has its comfy moments too

more like Hack Frost

he forgot to take it out before he made the coffee

Ken
He wanted them to drink Georgia Coffee instead to increase his profits

AW HELL NO BABY GAWD DAMN WHY