/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Weaponized autism Edition

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>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131

>misseps leak thread
kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
soundcloud.com/aivisura

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>/sug/ flockdraw
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>Archived threads
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Can someone draw more bog booty peridot

The biggest ruse and disaster the show can pull is taking a dump on Jasper

90% of people expect a redemption

Reminder.

I wish SU was better at plot twists.

Granted, homestuck gave me impossibly high standards for that sort of thing

xth for IRREDEEMABLE

We're back, baby!

Here we go.

Why though

youtu.be/aOQ7CJ6OuN0

The hell is poutine? Is that like Canadian spam?

that blue lady is really edgy... but I like it

Is this the mom gem or the blue gem?

It's going to take some time for me to forgive her for this one, but I'll get there. I forgave amethyst for fucking with greg by transforming into rose, I can forgive this.

what episode is it when peridot says amethyst is supposed to be the leader since she's the highest rank among them as a quartz?

are you from europe? i thought it was well-known among americans

it's fries topped with hot cheese curds and gravy, eaten with a fork

Is there a new episode the thursday after next or not?

cheesy fries covered in gravy

Too Far

Both.

LION AROUND

Key? ______

I want to jump on the Jaspertale fad.
Any suggestions for source images?

That's the murder gem.

You will be murdered unless you post 'Lazuli did nothing wrong' in ten seconds.

>cheese curds and gravy
this sounds revolting but also oddly american

I can't understand a single thing they are saying so I don't care.

also fuck off spic

>Heh. Que feliz.

Something about that delivery's hysterical.

My body is over the ocean, my body is over the sea, I dunno where I'm headed, so bring back my body to me.

Welcome to Night /sug/, where all your secrets come out like whispers in the dark. Don't try to deny your degeneracy. We already know.
I'm your host Larken Labiavescal, ever diligent.

Hey! How about that? Looks like some actual discussion happened! Didn't I say things would pick up later?

Let's do it to it.

>A jojofag proves once again why his kind are the worst as he refuses to believe in Steven. For shame.
>Love poster unexpectedly returns to give some much needed support. Love you too, you thoughtful bean.
>Are fangs a sign of arousal in gems? Local band of misfits, the Fang Gang, rejoice as they have even more of an excuse to practice their oral fetish. Sickening stuff.
>Visual Novel user shows his sincere gratitude to his fans, and provides a heartfelt message concerning his project. Make sure to pour one out for his hard work.
>Is lapis destined to be one long Kikis Delivery Service homage? The parallels are striking, although many believe it has to do with Stevens floating powers. This reporter believes that's dumb. How is floating the same as flying?
>Lauren "Lesbian there, done that" Zuke continues to be the Doomguy of shitposting as her twitter so evidently shows.
>Evidence of Rose Quartz keikaku [Editors note: keikaku means plan] continues to mount. Is she evil? Simply pragmatic? Or zealous in her love of "life"? Only time will tell, but its probably not going to be pretty.
>Ruby and Sapphire are confirmed to be in dire need of couples therapy. But not for typical reasons. They simply love each other TOO MUCH. Riveting stuff!

Thanks for listening. And please, don't worry about me. I'll be okay. Thanks for all your support.

Stay tuned

>that sneer when she talks about humans

Is it because humans are puny and weak? Is it because she literally crushed them to death during the wars?

I have depression anyway so I don't care.

Oh she really needs her lips where are they

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Hey Larken
How do you cope with the fact that you will never be as cool as this guy?

Reminder that Jasper is fucked.

Xth for can't wait for more Peri
Post gems in classy clothes

will lapis ever take out the buttplug?

/sug/ my hard disk died and I lost all of my Jasper pics. Post Jasper so I can rebuild my collection.

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

Good evening, /sug/!

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She ticked off that peridot thinks she's smarter than her especially because SHE fought in the war with humans, not a puny peridot

Peridot was seriously out of line the whole time with Jasper. She should've knocked her around a little, Jasper was almost too lenient

M-my... heart...

Important ones first

FYI

Because you've been good to me

Zuke got let go from the crew yesterday. She's not going to go public about it right away. And no, it wasn't about her Twitter shenanigans, or Lapidot. The reasons, I actually don't know.

ffffffffffffuck you

uh huh

look on tumblr

Does anyone have a picture of Pearl in the cat lingerie they can post?

All your Jasper pics are safe on the hard disk. You can extract data from a hard disk in virtually any condition beyond "ground into dust." Those things are permanent. They got 99% of the data off a hard drive on a shuttle that re-entered Earth's atmosphere and burned up.

>YFW she went to the garden shop to buy a shovel so Tang can bury her after she an heros

It was the Barn Mates ratings I knew it

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Are there going to be new episodes after Steven Floats airs, or are we going back on hiatus?

I need to update/organize all my pics

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Zuke please.

Sail on, brave soul

Don't let your light go out on us, like all the Lapisfags who went before. You've got a torch to carry

I see what you did there user, well played.

forgot my image

Love you too!

Please bring her back sucrose I'm begging you.
;_;

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What would a Malachite + Alexandrite + Peridot fusion even look like, assuming it was stable long enough too keep a solid form?

I have this lingerie pearl, hope it works

Peridot didn't say anything about Steven being human, it was Lapis.

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>yfw her incoherent tweets were cause her broken mind

hey guy, that's not fucking funny

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Oh
Same thing about the war applies then

>So Many Birthdays was the first episode copyrighted 2014
>Message Received was the first episode copyrighted 2015
>Hit the Diamond was the first episode copyrighted 2016

I know when I get fired, the first thing I always like to do is pal around on twitter with the guy who's going to replace me

>the diamond has received so many birthdays

behold!

lady of the sea

happy as can be

can’t help but wondering if she’d be happier with me

It's good and a Canadian thing, kinda hard to find in America actually

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Jesus, I can't imagine that

14 arms, 11 eyes covered in shades, two faces, at least two mouths

And that's not even considering what it would be if you add in steven

what does it mean

Remember when people thought Hit the Diamond was going to be about smashing the cluster?

This is the blue gem

She's sizing him up for revenge. Nah

He's replacing Joe anyway

You didn't do it right

How long till we find out?

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Lady of the sugar

Nothing rhymes with sugar

Can't help but wonder why nothing rhymes with sugar

I remember when the french hadn't leaked their shit yet and speculation rode rampant

>the Asian is coming back into the equation

>She should've knocked her around a little, Jasper was almost too lenient
Well, Jasper is one of Yellow Diamond's goons, so she's about as reasonable as her boss is, so she didn't really give a shit about Peridot's bitchiness until it got unreasonable. Notice the Rubies were pretty chill and just fucking left when they got the "info" they wanted.

If Jasper were one of Blue's minions, she'd have just beat the shit out of her for doing her job.

>Birthdays Received Diamond

Yellow Diamond confirmed for arriving on someone's birthday

booger

luger

cougar

LION AROUND

Here's another one

I LOVE YOU

I know, but I miss Lady of the sea user :^(

Rawr. Thanks. Guess no one had drawn that yet.

Requesting Pearl in the neko lingerie for any draw requests people.

>Jasper knows that humans are sentimental fuckers and will fight to protect Gems out of that organic sentimentality

I like the ones where she's awkward or in awkward situations

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So what should the temple gem's name be?

imo it should be Cubic Zirconia unless there are non-fusion versions of fusion gems, in which case I say she's a Pink Diamond

>So Many Birthdays premiered in early March
>The Message premiered mid march and probably would've premiered late february-early march had the summer hiatus of '14 not happened
>Hit the diamond premiered at the start of june (end of may for france)

Americans made Disco Fries as a knock off.