Bond. James Bond

Bond. James Bond.

Unironically I can see it.

Idris Elba looks like THAT??

>See a weird looking skinny black guy in your Evil gala event
>Yeah he's probably just a millionaire, dignitary or something...

>See a fucking male model sporting a tailor made suit and who's also jacked
>Wait who the fuck is this guy?

Holy shit. That concept is ridiculous enough that it could actually work.

You can just tell Olivia is craving that BBC

And why wouldn't she?

>what am i doing here
>my teeth winded, mouth is dry
>wish i was at home with my air humidifier

I actually don't care about Bond being black, but it should be a more classically handsome man.

like Idris Elba

He looks cool cleaned up.

> I could be in africa running after antelop for the day

HE NEEDS
TO FATTEN UP

>feel guilty about your luxuries
>pick out some random "POC"
>temporarily shower charity upon him in order to make yourself feel morally righteous
>when you feel good again, discard him and return to a life of hedonism

How many white women will he slap around and fuck as James Bond?

kek

>You 'spect me to die or sumthin nigga?
>No Mr Bond, I expect you to dine.
>Oh lawdy I is starvin' sumthin fierce.

>Bond infiltrates the villain's party
>"where da white wimmin at?"

>The villain escapes in a top of the line sports car.
>Bond catches up on foot and puts three in his chest using a gangsta tilt.

That's as retarded as a white man playing Mugabe.

Try polishing your black dialogue on Sup Forums or reddit before you post again, you are all over the place.

>Yes goyim, polish your black dialogue.

black bois win again :)

>sitting as far away as possible
>big "thank god someone is recording me not hating black people" smile

I'm sorry user, I don't speak chimpanese.

really?

>somalians