/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Kagrenac edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_American
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how do i tell if i'm white

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Compare your skin to a piece of paper.

>white = white
t. pinKoid

Do you bleed purple?
If so, congratulations, you are h'wh*Te

ahh finaly home

strawpoll.me/14694576/r

well everyone, it was a really close race homewer the /yearoftheitaliangf/ reigns supreme


...unfortuanetly

no gook gf no vote

maybe next year finrand

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YES
GOD BLESS
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT

another beautiful victory for me

gib link

It was a week ago

was i one of the contestants?

I don't remember, I woke up when the voting was already over

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F

new rule, whenever you post a finnish meme you have to put translation

Post Hebrew meme

I have some /isr/ memes but you need context for them

Post anyway

(oven)karmi(/lista) means the sides of the doorframe

so karmilista means doors frame and it sounds like harminlista, which means unfortunate

inb4 volk

poast results
nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0
>tfw generic Southron

some beta is in love with this girl Maya for like 10 years and he texted her "if it's still relevant I would like to hang out"
"lmao no I'm going out with X now sorry"
"oh have fun"

so later this was made

too lazy to this again, i remember mine around east coast

said Central Texas last time, now the quiz fucks my computer for some reason

Cummies

this is the average tel aviv poster

who's the woman

>woman
did you just....

your REDPILLED computer REJECTS the FAKE NEWS website THE JEW YORK TIMES

on the wall

the lady on the wall is Zehava Galon, the leader of the leftists

Tel Aviv is the Israeli San Francisco, eh?

yes it's a cesspool

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_American
how do we destroy this abomination, /dixie/?

Texan reich

we need a hyper rhotic dialect to dominate the coasties

becoming rhotic was a mistake

Americans are better than foreigners
Texans are better than every other American
East Texans are better than every other Texan

These are facts. How can non-East Texans ever hope to compete

if you want to sound like a faggot, sure

>hyper rhotic
>"Welcome to ARRRRRRRRRRRkansas"

STEERS
AND
QUEERS

Yankees and Crypto-Yank V*rginians FEAR the Texan bull

This is peak posting quality. Everyone just give up.

>Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible.

>his state doesn't have a pledge of allegiance
>he didn't recite his state pledge more than he recited the pledge to the union

Arkansas has officially replaced Oklahoma as the Canada of Texas

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gonna go to ten i see to visit family

jews aren't people

where in ten I see

chat a nigga

You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore
Dinner in the diner
Nothing could be finer
Than to have your ham an' eggs in Carolina

When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far
Shovel all the coal in
Gotta keep it rollin'
Woo, woo, Chattanooga there you are

jews are superior to stupid goyim
fags are nature's mistake

/skyrim/

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/todd/

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Atheists are worse morally than muslims

ground control to major tom

don't like anything by Bowie except for the Berlin trilogy

COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINE'S ON

Who let the Jew out?

I'm the president here you band aid

why is Sup Forums shilling that Will Smith movie

because critics hate it, same as batman vs superman

President of my cock

hot

XXX Swiss Jew porn
Finest chocolate babes

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me

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WHO
WHO WHO WHO

fuccle

t. old

it was popular throughout the early 2000s you nigger, if you don't remember you're underageb&

>if you don't remember you're underageb&
who said I didn't remember

>tfw Iowa

bretty accurate

go away

lay off the hatesauce bud

Do Texans like Russia?

go away

I like pre revolution Russia

Are you Texan?

yes

Is it hot now?

It's winter so no

How many Fahrenheits?

Gabby

Gingerpedo is back

I'm not in Texas right now but it's 40F where I am

oh no

DON'T

Well it was +1 here in Siberia today

I had a friend from Novosibirsk

лaдa ceдaн
бaклaжaн

female?

wrong thread mate

yeah

hot?

average