anybody keeping up with the latest entries in the seagal cinematic universe on netflix?
just watched asian connection and it was actually bretty good.
Anybody keeping up with the latest entries in the seagal cinematic universe on netflix?
Jace Rodriguez
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Christopher Carter
what a shame
Evan Barnes
is this an image from the deus ex movie?
Jose Hall
do you have a single birthday to snatch that up?
Grayson Kelly
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
Easton Mitchell
did sticks make a cameo?
Aiden Allen
This is now officially a Seagal thread. Post all your webms. Here's mine.
Landon Martin
...
Ian Jenkins
Yes
Kevin Williams
>wearing muumuu to cover up fatness.
SAD
Jaxon Powell
Hot dogs are a dream of good sausages. You will soon have your bratwursts and you will make it with your own hands.
Robert Torres
Such range...
Jace Wilson
...
Brayden Russell
seems like that last dude came in from a different direction and then was kicked over the couch almost opposite of what direction he came in
Luke Cruz
What emotion is this expression attempting to convey?
Ethan King
...
Nathaniel Lewis
...
Henry Young
What is essential Seagalcore?
Jeremiah Rogers
WOT ARE YOU DOIN
William Jones
...The fuck you think I'm doing?
>unzips dick
Jacob Peterson
Can we talk about the Venom Seagal saga?
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This literally isn't Seagal here. It's some fat dude who vaguely looks like him with a fake beard.
Robert Turner
...
James Parker
EASY. EAAAAASY...
Nathaniel Perry
wah hapen
Kayden Taylor
...
Eli Gonzalez
he's on a fucking segway right?
Jackson Martinez
GOD-TIER:
Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
Under Siege
Everything else is average or bad, but he does have a bunch of movies that are so goddamn weird that they have to be seen to be believed. Belly of the Beast and Out For a Kill are particularly noteworthy.
Oliver Adams
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Parker Nguyen
what is this hair style called?
Jacob Cooper
I unironically enjoy some of his really shitty modern movies 2bh.
His movie with Stone Cold and the aforementioned Asian Connection are solid watches.
Hudson Bailey
you forgot On Deadly Ground
Bentley Scott
Cheap Dracula Halloween Costume
Jason Allen
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>I told her I can't have no more sex, and from now on she could talk to my ass
What the FUCK did he mean by this?
Xavier Brown
That one's worth it mostly for Michael Caine playing an evil cartoon character, and Seagal's speech at the end is unintentional comedic genius.
Jordan Foster
I've never seen any movies with this man
Should I
There's a grocery store nearby that sells a weird collection of DVDs, IFC originals, WWE specials and Action movie collections, a few of them star Seagal
Mason Williams
Into the Sun is alright. Seagal goes to Japan and turns out being better at Japanese swords than everyone else.
Jackson Torres
Steven Seagal: Mall Cop
Leo Gray
...
Robert Baker
...
Liam King
Every single one of them. Essential Sup Forums kino. Specially the ones made after 2000's
Jason Gonzalez
Based Seagal, blows up an entire building while taking a piss and jumping out of a window without even putting his dick back in his pants.
Thomas Reyes
K I N O G R A F I A
Justin Rogers
...
Wyatt Sanchez
[muffled MY LEG in the distance]
Anthony Diaz
>From now on she can top my ass
He likes to bottom
Elijah Rodriguez
Pistol Whipped is a legitimately decent movie.
Carson Howard
...
Cooper Gutierrez
>You wanna be buried, or cremated?
>...Buried.
>*BOOM*
>YOU CREMATED NOW MUTHAFUCKA
Urban Justice is pretty great, too.
Ayden Johnson
a bomb?
Gabriel Moore
jesus its like hes hiding a turtle shell underneath that coat
Evan Brooks
Fuck I can't the repeats and cuts to that guy, if there is a funnier scene in all of Seagal's career please someone post it
Thomas Rodriguez
...
Isaiah Sanders
As far as white man blues albums go, it's actually not that bad.
Evan Howard
ME WAN DE BODY 'IM WAN DE PUNANI
Alexander Robinson
Asian Connection was pretty good? Can you explain the story?
What happen?
Wyatt Hernandez
Andrew Peterson
...
Cameron Cox
Non ironic answer please but how does he keep getting to make movies?
Matthew Martin
it's like they ran that scene through a broken VCR
Xavier Russell
My digestion is augmented
Jackson Reed
Its a money laundering scam. Like seriously.
Bentley Torres
Post Operator DVD covers.
Liam Miller
europeans and old people love them
Gavin Anderson
I think that is not a good idea. Don't touch your few good movies. What do you think?
Alexander Green
>the gun
Joseph Cruz
Shady dealings all through Eastern Europe. The guy just recently got banned from Ukraine because of it.
Henry Price
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I don't understand the message of this. First he stop the thiefs but then he knocks out the owner of the shop and attacks the police... Is that a good message for the teenagers to whom is that commercial oriented to?
Kayden Bell
>VAN DAM
Gabriel Smith
>the fucking yellow shades
Christopher Clark
I'm still waiting for the full length version
Ayden Fisher
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That totally realistic stuntman.
Zachary Gutierrez
>operator thread
>no one has posted the aikido vid
Zachary Baker
I do this when sentry is behind wrong corner, to reduce hitbox
Nathaniel Cox
I was into it until they montaged the bank robberies
Lucas Torres
we have reached new highs
Nathaniel Foster
>just firing randomly into the ground
True operator shit.
Chase Brooks
His performance has been compared to actors who died in the middle of the production.
Isaac James
kek
Andrew Smith
how's he gonna run in this one? use a tuned motor cart while doing drive by's? or cast Usain Bolt in a fat suit with white face applied on?
Ethan Torres
Damn, with a tactical waddle like that he loses almost zero accuracy while moving.
David Gonzalez
The babes are back.
Gavin Brown
Is it true that the best of the best Seagal films are the ones where you can insert "is" between his name and the title? The only two on netflix are Steven Seagal IS A Good Man
and
Steven Seagal IS The Perfect Weapon
Luke Mitchell
Its the wrasslin one.
Thomas Campbell
SO talented
John Campbell
I unironically like this song. Should I off myself?
Anthony Gray
wdhmbt?
Jordan Mitchell
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART STEVEN
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Aiden Brooks
such a stud
Alexander Morris
>The Perfect Weapon was amd always will be Jeff Speakman
fuck your 2016 garbage
he got tha power
Easton Thompson
He is big guy and big baller.
Jonathan Thompson
>Gropes
Nigger, that's a flat hand. He's patting, not squeezing.
Cooper Gomez
Executive decision is probably the highest profile movie he's been in aside from Under Siege. I fell for the Out for Justice meme and gave it a watch because you people would not stop Why Richie Did Bobby Lupo posting. It was okay, but my favorite has to be Marked for Death. You cannot top Seagal and Keith David going after the Jamaican voodoo mafia
Jackson Nguyen
what film?
Alexander Anderson
>that framerate
Fucking hell, I'm 100% sure this movie was some money laundering scheme.
Kayden Jackson
Aikido is so dumb
James Watson
Josiah Rodriguez
That's the special forces waddle. If you knew anything about the military you'd know that's how you run silently and someone seeing that through the corner of their eye isn't alerted. The human eye has evolved to notice loud, straight sprints. Get out of your fucking basement, kid.
Jayden Martin
Yes, I've watched every Seagal film on netflix. He seems to play the same character in every single film. UK netflix though, we don't have asian connection
Jacob Walker
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Purely coincidentally his characters closely resemble all sorts of bullshit he has said over the years.
Asher Thomas
Idiot, durak, pidaras!
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