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Edition: Tuesday evening with the lads.

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Haha alri

remember when janet jackson had her boob exposed at the super bowl lads?

feel about 5/10

This madman is running for congress

of course not, grandad

working tomorrow and thursday then got another 4 day break

any cunt phoning in the call centre is getting fobbed off to fuck

the american overreaction was incredible when you look back at it, it was relatively insignificant but americans are such prudes because their sects of christianity view the human body as sinful

He was posting Sup Forums threads/screenshots the other day too. What a fucking idiot.

was just thinking about this

rasheed-tier really

if it happened in the UK nobody would give a shit

Alone on Christmas
Alone on new year's
Ah yes, this is how I pictured youth life

I'm from a council estate and this christmas I got
>nothing
lmao but I have a loving gf init so Idm :)

that being said do you lads know if sportsdirect is open tomorrow, I need a new snapback and a new manbag

got 2 books for christmas

Haha fuckin love him aye

I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrot...Excuse me...

who makes decent quality hoodies these days?

used to buy them from American Apparel before they went bust

Is Back To The Future the best film ever or the best film ever?

fuck off turtle

>driving home from work in the 16 plate Audi A3
>got the windows down because it's absolutely baking (21'C) and this new Selena Gomez song is an absolute tune but he can't figure out why
>texts Greg James to put Chelsea Dagger on the Ten Minute Takeover because he hasn't heard it in literally years (2 and half weeks)
>looks up just in time to avoid smashing into the back of an old lady doing 50mph in a Volkswagen Up
>gives her evils as he revs past
>answers a hands-free call from Jimbo telling him a crate of Kronenbourg is £10 at Tesco and he should get on that
>asks Jezza if he wants a bottle of sambuca as well after last time
>bursts out laughing when Jizzrag tells him to fuck off, makes fake vomiting noises until JammyDodger hangs up
>gets overtaken by a 66 plate BMW, calls him a dirty paki under his breath
>tells Greg James to fuck off when he plays Chasing Cars for Vicky in Mildenhall over his choice

umm you don't celebrate Christmas sweetie
stop culturally appropriating us

Osomatsu san

Not so sure if it's because of Christianity but from some other derived from of autism

i was in a beach nudity thread on /s/ or /gif/ and some of the posts you could isntantly tell they were by americans because they though women being nude or topless in public was some sort of professional porn shoot

it was baffling

>used to complain when I took 10 mins to reply to a text
>now she doesn't reply for hours on end
Dumping her tomorrow. Fuck this mess.

They would be clock work orange
Sorry

i see great minds think alike, im also watching it, gonna watch the green mile later

This is all disgusting please stop

need a thick juicy cock in my mouth

barbara palvin

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days

Perhaps it is just that the eavesdropper should leave as his trade dictates, in secrecy and in the dead of night. I do sincerely hope that you will find the happiness that has sadly always been denied me. Yours faithfully, Montague H. Withnail.

2 for tuesdays at dominos and i am weak

Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my part-share 3 bedroom Barratt house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the footie whilst she's away running a bath.
I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u? After all i did put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at 'revs this week? Last time it was banterous with "Pitcher" Pete from sales slapping that waitresses arse and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about looney politicians, haha.
I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks "shenanigans", ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her beauty therapy pay packet. I'll make up for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful to have her, If not i could always put a claim in at the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

>They would be clock work orange
Clockwork Orange is ferdoracore.

Are you lads ready for PM Corbyn?

Cocks aren't juicy

Did you lads go to the footy today?

I reckon it's a manifestation from the whole idea of individualism, personal space that has ties with covering yourself up and all that
When I was in Europe as a little child I saw topless women in public and as advertisements, quite the culture shock

At whetherspoons, going to have a wank in the toilets to be honest lads

Not before May stands down and we PM Rees-Mogg

haha can't believe nigel tweeted this, absolute madman!

It is in a way but there are two ways to look at the film

do it for the lads

If dubs you must pull a slag and wank in her.

barb pav

peak banter

decent

Get a fucking life

Socialism doesn't work in countries without proper manufacturing industries

grim

When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out

autism

Pics

the hottest most qtiest girl you know forces out thick logs of hot stinking steaming shit from her engorged arsehole

cannot abide the saffa and his desperation for people to post in his thread

more deano pastas

hope so

I find his mainstream normue conservatism really weird

He's like a baby boomer

wanting attention doesn't make me autistic lad, it just makes me pathetic

I like to think she gets enough fibre to avoid forcing it out 2bh

I find most women attractive

it's only if they're disgustingly obese or unhygienic that I start to not find them attractive

mum got me this

Yes

It doesn't even make you pathetic, lad. It just makes you a lad.

frosty the snowman going im going

i dont see no one i dont feel no one

Like circumcision, it has nothing to do with Christianity.
That was simply the media making a big deal out of stupid shit because that's how they make easy money without having to do real news, which is hard.

Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young

>unhygienic
But dirty smelly girls are sexy as fuck

We're equally as bad

might wank to something fucking filthy lads

>Like circumcision, it has nothing to do with Christianity.
>That was simply the media making a big deal out of stupid shit because that's how they make easy money without having to do real news, which is hard.

no they're not

i'm a fucking radge bastard me

had a sex dream about my boss haha

...

>puts two tins of sardines in a big bowl of rice and mixes it up a bit
>pours beer
et voilà, dinner's ready

At TK Maxx, going to have a wank in the fitting room to be honest lads

Sexual repression is a good thing

l called you autistic because you wrote exactly the same thing, even down to the punctuation (although tbfty you used an exclamation mark in one and not the other)

she fit?

fell asleep fully clothed and my body feels alight damp

not sure if it's sweat or I pissed myself hahaha

ahh yes, french """cuisine"""

once spent 4 hours in tk maxx

you filthy doyle

new ringtone
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any no gf man in

legit madman

she's got nice tits but is a total cunt and has an average face

Bit of bugle? Hmmm yeah go on then lad

Fucking hate NEET cunts with no mates

*raises paw*

post spurdos

sprouts dont make me gassy
make my piss smell absolutely rancid though

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

/brit/ gimmick 2017

this

Any so drowsy I could fall asleep right now at midnoon man in

have always been and probably always will be. going to kill myself at 40 if im still single.

hunting ships on silent hunter lads. who here /comfy/

fish and rice, more japanese than french desu

i might cut my face just to see if i can feel now