House of Cards

Just admit it:


The only reason you don't like her is the same reason you hated Hillary Clinton - she's a strong, independent woman who actually gets things done!

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Donald Trump

I completely forgot the new season is out. Is it remotely worth watching? Season 4 sucked.

>GIVE ME MORE MONEY
>MAKE ME DIRECTOR
>MAKE ME PRODUCER
>MAKE ME MAIN CHARACTER

what did she mean by this?

I heard is decent, don't know how it fairs in comparison to S4.

>mfw I voted for Hillary
>mfw I use both Reddit and Sup Forums
>mfw I enjoy the films of Marvel Studios
>mfw I've dabbled in a bit of cuckold porn and am considering having a large African man fuck my wife just to see what it's like, and to piss you fuckers off

My whole existence is highly triggering to you fags and I don't even have to break a sweat. I love it.

Stay mad.

i cant believe they squeezed 5 seasons out of this silly premise. What was that show with Hillary Duff, the famous disney show? Lizzie Mcguire?

House of Cards has the same format as Lizzie Mcguire

>kevin spacey is addressing his underlings
>"now listen, garbage pail kids, we're gonna do a great job or my name isn't mestro mesa"
>"sure what does that mean"
>calvin spacey murders his underling with a chair, turns to face the camera
>"Looks like I got a HUMDINGER on MAH HANDS!"
>roll credits

in case it isn't clear I think house of cards sucks ass

>AND he likes Nintendo

If by which you mean egotistical, incompetent, backstabbing cunt who achieved everything in life purely through nepotism, then sure.

>Thrust into positions of leadership without having earned a damn thing
>Rides on the coattails of her harder-working and far more charismatic husband
Literally every woman (((leader))) ever

>cold blooded sociopath who has no respect towards other human beings and not only advocates for murder but also pushes it suddenly has fee fees for some random butt packing faggot in Russia and starts going on about "muh female empowerment"
>ruined the deal with Russia despite her strong position acquired through nepotism
>her lifestyle funded by Frank
>her power funded by Frank
>her entire existence is allowed by Frank
>muh feminism

look, all I want is to eat her pussy until she cums in my mouth. DWI

it's pretty shit. worst season yet

Is this real?

she's going to sink the show and the fallout will be blamed on misogyny and the patriarchy

The dialogue in this show is a fucking joke

At least you waited for your last thread to die before you made the exact same thread.

Are you implying the men on this board don't worship sociopath/scumbag male characters on a daily basis?

why must this fucking show have the same scenarios as the real world?
>muh jobs bill instead of health care
>muh ICO instead of ISIS
>muh Petrov instead of Putin
>muh Syria

are the writers so fucking brain dead they can't come up with original shit?

>Marries a politician that makes it to the presidency
>Always in his shadow, not as cunning or intelligent as him but always tries to subtly get one over on him
>Tries to take the presidency using the fame brought to her by her husband
>Annoying bitch
>Nobody likes her
>Loses and gets fucked over a lot

Yeah, I can see the comparisons between Hillary and Claire.

At least the male sociopaths/scumbags earn the place they got to. They didn't sleep their way to it or have it handed to them by nepotism.

All I could think about was how Trump would have blown both her and her husband out of the water.

They are even more disingenuous than the Clintons, especially Bill who is still a likeable pervert.

Robin Wright looks like David Bowie

>Remember when we were best friends and I tried to seduce you?
>No

Her character had little depth throughout the season.

But they don't.

She's an ok actress but her character is pure shit. There's just nothing interesting or compelling about Claire. Frank has gotten just as flat but for the first few seasons he was a ton of fun to watch.

MY TURN :)

first season was shakespearean kino, second season was a wild ride and should have ended there. 3rd season is a disgusting mess where the only good character is a newly introduced putin. 4th season is boring clusterfuck. sounds like 5th season goes absolutely full retard.

Not mad, laughing my ass off though.

>she's a strong, independent woman who actually gets things done!
If she was, we'd actually like her. But she isn't, she just insists that she is

>!

The only reason people don't like her is because the show is popular and Sup Forums hates agreeing with the general consensus. See: BvS.

The show had enough material for two, maybe 3 seasons. But they fucked it up by making Frank President and removing all blocks to his plans. The writers literally had to insert ISIS into the show to make it interesting

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

They will have no choice other than to model her off of Hillary.

It's mostly pity

But...she's an idiot who is completely propped up by her husband and every decision she's made on her own and been a HUGE GALACTIC mistake

See

I am kinda disappointed that it felt like the pacing in S3 was all around.
I could not understand the time frame and it was as if they jumped straight into "we gotta think about the elections".

croatia was a mistake.

She's literally turning into Frank though

She'll do some fucked up illegal thing and that will be her downfall just like her husband

Yes, but he isn't a cuck. He's gay and she's his beard.

Why would we be mad when we're too busy laughing at you?

Since when is he gay? I only saw the first two seasons. Was he depicted as being gay back then?

It should have ended with Frank being president.

This. Feels like I've watched season 2 again.

He is bi with a preference for men

And for watching other men fuck his wife. Literally, this seems to be his sexual preference.

see

She doesn't get anything done.
Link to article.

No way is he bi. He is full gay.

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the worst part about this show's existence is the subhuman subintellectuals who still think this show is accurate to real life or that is what the premise of the show was.

i guess it can't get worse than fans of the west wing existing whatsoever.

I miss Greg Kinnear. Where the fuck did he go?

He has fucked Claire and there was the reporter he used to fuck too

I didn't even make it past the first episode of season 5. I was already on the fence because of how mediocre season 4 was, but the dialogue and acting in the first ~30 minutes of episode 1 made me completely drop this garbage for good. Once was a decent show about a ruthless politician rising to power, then became... something else, and it just wasn't good. I could care less about Claire being president, the show's writing is sub-par and the dialogue feels like it was written by a teenager, not an adult.

>making TV great again

LOL

It's the same as s4

i dropped it mentally in the first 2 minutes of episode 1, when the first congressman started speaking
i watched until the funeral with that awful child actor
what a piece of shit

It's never shown that he's fucked Claire, and he fucked Zoe because it was part of controlling her.

She's insufferable because she's leeching everything she has from her spouse and on top of that she acts entitled and smug as hell about it. She's a parasite and acts as if she deserves it all due to merit.

>having a large African man fuck my wife just to see what it's like, and to piss you fuckers off

when she found him crying on the ground because he thought he wasn't going to get enough campaign funds she sat on top of him and rode him to make him feel better. season 3 I think.

You are me, holy fucking shit. I did the same exact thing, dropped it as soon as that awful child acting was on screen. Frank's edge teen angst dialogue before that didn't help though.