AUSTRALIA “is not even a ‘paper tiger’, it’s only a ‘paper cat’ at best”

>China’s state-run Global Times has published an editorial attacking Australia for supporting the recent international ruling on China’s activities in the South China Sea and called for strikes on any Australian ships which might undertake “freedom-of-navigation” activities in the region.

>The editorial said Australia “is not even a ‘paper tiger’, it’s only a ‘paper cat’ at best”. It says that even though “Australia calls itself a principled country… when it needs to please Washington, it demonstrates willingness of doing anything in a show of allegiance”.

>China must take revenge and let it know it’s wrong. Australia’s power means nothing compared to the security of China. If Australia steps into the South China Sea waters, it will be an ideal target for China to warn and strike.

post tfw paper cat

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China's so butthurt, I love it.

Their butthurt will start WWIII though

we need to get them madder

How does this make any sense, China probably owns all those vessels that originate from Australia anyway.

What are they going to do? Start doing airstrikes on all our major cities? LOL they'd just be destroying their own infrastructure.

Does the average Chinafag not understand that they already pretty much own the deed to most of Australia?

No it won't, no one thinks China is people. Everyone just pays lip service because they let us use their slaves.

THEY CANT HANDLE THE BANTS, THE BAAAAAANTS

oi fuckheads give australia your aircraft carriers pls

you fat cunts will be too slow if shit hits the fan and we need to defend ourselves asap

lol that's funny.

Say something when an Australian vessel sails into THEIR waters.

Oh right, that will never happen because of the aforementioned consequences.

Australia BTFO

TINY

I would love to sell you some of our cool stuff but I don't think the queen will dish out the dough to buy our nuclear aircraft carriers...

youtube.com/watch?v=lQpB-TmzR34

all fleets report in

So sounds like we may see the novel "Tomorrow When the War Began" actually happen IRL.

SAVE US AMERICA

Strike that ship

Do it, you wont

Straya peoples can just take up their arms and defend their homeland if they are invaded..... oh wait....

You do realize that China's military doesn't belong to China right? It is an armed political group holding the country captive.

They're just butthurt with the old Collins sneaking around their nukes and diesels with impunity

We have so many photos of their subs with kill shots on them

>military made entirely of chinks in a chain of command
>making fun of NATO

Australia best weapon is that chinks need countries like Australia and Canada to launder their money.
Just put big taxes or threaten to confiscate their properties if they don't fuck off. They would cry like banshees. Australians and Canucks are stupid, clearly not white.

Stop shitposting so hard at the Chinese.

Pls for all our sakes. We don't want WW3.

Quit being wet blankets you newfags, goddamn. I thought we wanted WW3 around here

I leave for 3 days and Nu/pol/ takes over

FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

chinks wont do shit besides send a radio message "preasee reave right now!!!"

do you really think we don't have submarines cruising around your island right now?

>Can't even manage ISIS or Taliban
>thinks they can handle China

wew lad. Reading HFCS fueled fantasies of Amerilards is quite funny.

This, I'd fucking tell them to behave or we will imprison their spoiled expat brats. Chinks getting arrogant, fuck them. Aussie fucking pushover.

>that gif

kek

We need some ambulance chasers in the US to buy up the exploitation rights in the South China Sea.

They can have their little money wasting military exercise, for the rest sue them and make them pay tripple what the ocean resources in it are worth every year.

Lets see how long they want it then.

>Missing Northern Ireland.
Well fuck you too.

Cruising around China too

Our Collins constantly do incursions into their waters

>See flag
>Pic related

YELLOW

>Implying USA is trying to actually defeat ISIS or Taliban.
fucking retard cockroach, sub 80 iq

You do realize your commander in chief answers directly to the Knesset in Israel.

closing down the local range rover dealership would count as "crippling sanctions"

lol standing armies fighting is quite different.

>closing down the local range rover dealership would count as "crippling sanctions"
Supreme kek

Post your aircarrier, mate.

Australia has two of them. They're not presently configured for fixed wing aircraft but they can be if needed.

Why the fuck do you think they left ski jumps on LHDs?

Uhm. You know. Our nuclear services are so bad, they eat pizza on work, their electronics is outdated and they lost a torpedo somewhere around one Russian arcipelago, called Kuril.

Our bad. Oopsies.

>
>t muhamed mehmet ali

BTW, this torpedo is made to defend us from ISIS in case they will attack our shores. This is not attack weapons at all.

>yfw WW3 started over australian bantz

time to send the emus!!!

> yfw when aussies try call for help, but all they can say in phone is banter

You do realize they're undermining and infiltrating your country, right? Same for New Zealand, they aren't even particularly circumspect about it.

>Russia thinks they have a navy

Calling your navy formidable is like calling a homeless person's rusted out van that he lives in a racecar.

Bring it on flat heads, we shall purge you from our country.

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Chine is so buthurt not because of austrailia itself, but the fact that australia is 100% protected by the US navy. This ahs been like this since the end of ww2 and before they were under the protection of britains royal navy.
This is why australia always helped in the wars of the hegemonic powers, is their way of securing naval trade, since without it, they would die off.
The chinks are bassically saying that they can not attack the us directly, but they will try with australia, since it is a direct protectorate of the us empire, but they don't even mean it, they just want to test the waters.
Expect a us response in the next days lol

> Calling your navy formidable is like calling a homeless person's rusted out van that he lives in a racecar.

youtube.com/watch?v=BYq79uCiU_4

So you are an aussie now?

RELEASE THE EMUS

Yeah, BTW, would you release your carriers to our defense, if china attacks us?

whats going on?

Meanwhile, slaves in china are making this for there western overlords. They get paid one bole of rice a day.

Not much you know. Surfin sea waves, rammin burger tin cans.

>Australia
>throws boomerangs
>fucks koalas
>shitposts
>fair dink'm mate

> They get paid one bole of rice a day.
Their quality of life is pretty low, but considergin food - they actually have a lot of it, and a good one, not canned cheese shit, that make you shit all over walmart.

>roach thinks symmetric/asymmetric warfare is the same

>his meme-tier miltary can't even kill king roach and gets cucked by police

You don't wanna get on Chinas' bad side guys

youtube.com/watch?v=rTdOnDSPZ_Q

Yes we do...

>china attacks us
>we stop selling them iron
>nation of 1b people under the strain of import sanctions
>china keks themselves by starting war with the 1st world

China has considerably domestic iron ore production, it's just that international market pricing is cheaper for than their domestic prices right now

Where do you think you are?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-492804/The-uninvited-guest-Chinese-sub-pops-middle-U-S-Navy-exercise-leaving-military-chiefs-red-faced.html

Kek. Fucking rude ass chinkas at it again. I can't wait to shoot some gook cunts.

I mean China already owns most of Australia now just not the government yet.
They'll be sinking their own ships lol

deploy GRAHAM NOW