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Squid in a bag edition

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Don't do that

me with the pink hair

me testing your "qualities"

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The two of you

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me taking the photo

w-wow..

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Can you not read?
That's you and the Yankee

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I don't like being tied up

*grabs your bulge*

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Too bad, you don't have a choice

I have no experience you know?

I can teach you

t-that would be e-embarassing

faggots

Sorry buddy
I HATE being tied up

it would be fun

I'm t-top desu senpai

That just makes it more fun for the person who's tied you up

thank goodness, I don't think I'd be able to bear it if you were another top

another bottom*

I've a gun and even if I don't know how to use it
I will try to
besides I've alredy brushed my teeth
but I am top a-user

I don't believe you, no one here is a top

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>another

everyone in this general is a bottom...

Why he's crying?

Just try it, I'm sure you'll love being completely powerless and vulnerable

he's excited

Fuck I feel really gay in doing this

Excited you say?
I have too energy to surrender
and I'm tired to repeat that I hate being blocked against my will

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

IM AT THE AIRPORT NOW AND MY FLIGHT IN IN 40 MINUTES WHAT DO I DOOOO

we can just cuddle if you feel uncomfortable

Don't shout "Allah Akbar"
t. knower

Have a wank

Ok we can cuddle for the first times :3

I WONT BE ABLE TO TALK WITH EVERYONE FOR A FEW HOURS AAAAAH

where are you flying to qt

me on the right...

NOOO ILL GET ARRESTED DESU

ALSO WHY IS THIS THREAD SO LEWD ITS ONLY 10:08 IN THE MORNING

good boy
See you later :)

bf still isn't back, wonder if I should call his parents

god I love it when I get called a good boy

Call he's parents NOW

I will if he's not back in 45 minutes

I HAVENT LEFT YET AAAAAH
Wh-why is everyone acting so lewd in this thread? I-it wasn’t like this yesterday.
C-can you call me qt?

But everytime I try to call you qt I get flash of your manly voice...
It makes me too awkard...

I already called you qt but I'll gladly do it again

Maybe he's only get stuck by traffic...

There's no traffic here

Then try to call him directly don't wait
You can never know

MY VOICE ISNT EVEN THOUGH THAT MANLY AAAAAAAH PLEASE THINK DIFFERENTLY DESU!
L-love you too qt.

I will in a bit

Big Scandinavian bf :3

sleep shedule is fucked again

w-wow...

Dude after hear your vocaroo now I image a manliness grown uo man not a boy

Well did you at least have a nice sleep?

Just fuck alredy you two are too synchronize everytime

IM GETTING ON MY FLIGHT NOW. ILL TALK SOON EVERYBODY!

Bye have a good flight~

yea. slept like a smol baby
but i needed to go shopping today and now my fridge is empty desu

b..but im not gay. and fucking men is pretty gay

have fun. dont die

GOODBYE TO YOU TOO QT

Hello subjects.

jo pls dont provoke russian ships again.
i dont want ww3 to break out

dumb bongs

have a nice flight qt!

Turn back to your containment board /brit/

You should be alright in your bunkers

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PLAAAANE VISION

BYEBYE

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*triangulates your position*

It's the airport od Sydney dude

I wanted to make a sexy christmas outfit but it didn't get here in time :(

Do you even crossdress? ( O /// O )

I wanted to buy an elf costume or something

hmmm. why elf?

bf's driving back now

It's christmas themed and it's easy to find slutty costumes for it

I guess I could have gone with an angel costume

Wait who's is then?

of course ;s

hmm that could be cute

Glad that he's ok though

not me. You could always get tripflags if you want to tell us apart

say hi to your bf from me
he gets a hi from liechtenstein. thats a honor

In and out of sleep.

You wanted to mean extra flag right?
Anyway now I am on my phone so I can't get any script working :3

>so I can't get any script working :3
rip :(

I will

did you sleep well at least?

That always feels weird, are you gonna get up soon or nod off again?

Time to sleep
Goodnight everybody~

Yes actually I did, when I was sleeping
I was sleeping soundly.
I've got some left over Christmas food
so I'm gonna stuff my face with potato salad
jump back in bed and see what happens.

Goodnight buddy.
Sweet dreams.

Goodnight you little sub

goodnight qt!

nighty bighty

hes not a sub
hes a """switch"""