Who really is America's greatest ally?

Who really is America's greatest ally?

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It's israel, but only until they achieve dominance over the middle east, after israel finally kills off the middle east they'll have no use for the US anymore and will just nuke them.

France

Best battle buddy, and they gave us everything east of the Mississippi

Norway

Israel of course. Rather Amerimutts are jewish puppets.

We should be but theyre mean to us for some reason.

You're not their ally, you're just their friend. You guys are just a nice bunch of people but useless as an ally otherwise.

Not us

France

Israel

Japan

I love you America chan

Brazil, they are mutts just like you.

Kosova

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calories

Mexico

1. Canada
2. Japan
3. UK
4. South Korea
5. Australia

BASED

Capitalism?

Ah yes, there is probably no reason why it would be useful to have a top 10 GDP as your ally and neighbor. That whole "world's largest trade reciprocity and single largest energy provider" thing is totally useless.

No, an old man with a top hat and a cane.

>Louisiana

Whatever you say leaf

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I love how cucked the japs are that they find it endearing to be an ally of the very country that nuked you not once, but twice. Takes a very special form of inferiority complex.

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My vote for Canada.

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And with whom they should ally? China? North Korea?

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Alabama-South Korean super alliance by 2020 screencap this.

a bunch of oil comes through/from here.

it's the UK. They love america.

Australia
France
Canada
Great Nigels of Yellowteethstan
Rest of Europe

And Nippon and South Korea

Gabon is one of them

it's France for sure :
allied without being larpdog
common love for freedom and the killings of english

>without being larpdog

it's not 2003 anymore

senpai notic-I mean chuju dostrzeż mnie!!! >:(

It's us :-)

you will pay for your arrogance

nz

We're one of a dwindling bunch of much smaller powers who will do basically anything to keep in the yanks' good books, but we're certainly not their most useful ally.

better than being stucked in 1940 like half of this board
>arrogance
lmao

wrong

>threw a bitch fit about NATO
>refused to let go of vietnam
>we had to roll in
wrong

never heard of it

>implying the average american could be a puppet
>implying the strings wouldn't snap under our superior physiques

aight

wrong

wrong

gross

sun world ball meme is definitely not our ally

possibly right

maybe

possibly

hmmmmmmm

it's YOU!

Nah, it's us :-)

Not us. Americans can go fuck themselves.
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i pray our nations never go to war
the nuclear exchange would end the world

Shut the fuck up engl*shit. The day will come where I'll storm the Ottawa parliament and kill every anglo shit i see and rape your women. I hate you so fucking much there is nothing I wouldn't do to see every English canadian suffer a slow and painful death,

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Canada, hands down.

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Political documents?