Ever see shit like this happen in a comic and go 'Yeah, the author got their rocks off to this'?

Ever see shit like this happen in a comic and go 'Yeah, the author got their rocks off to this'?

>every Alan Moore comic

>Rachel got owned the next page because her Dad didn't give a fuck about fat Emma

No, never.

Yeah, but regardless of if it's true in that specific instance, I consider it a pretty good attempt at a body horror mindfuck that promptly goes wrong shortly after.

Who broke Scott and Emma up? I want to say Bendis because it's nearly always Bendis

It was Bendis, in his last issue of Uncanny X-Men.

It happened in relation to the Phoenix Five.

Because some fag thought that a Scott/Emma/Namor love triangle was anything but shit.
>how can I redo the Jean/Scott/logan love triangle but only more cancerous?

Oh fuck, this cosplay makes sense now!

nawh, putting your fetish in your comic is too far fetched

Very rarely.
I don't think OP is that, but this is too close to too many creey fatfucker images I've seen.

This mini was basically Frank's fetish for dinosaurs and giant blonde women.

ANd he obviously roaped Pak into letting him draw muscle women and kaijus

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I may have fallen in love just now.

It doesn't need to make sense. Also I find that Jean and Emma cute regardless of context.

with
with what

>Joker Raptor
>Barbarian Harley
>Hulk
>Juice Fucker 2000

wtf am i looking at here?

I assume the creepy robot.
Queen of Kaiju planet, with a Monster fetish and her mount. The Juicer is Cholk's sister's drone.

no
because i'm not a fucking soccer mom who thinks two identical things are different if, in one of them, someone is enjoying it on a different level than I am.

But I have a fetish and I put it stealphly in my comics.

GODDAMMIT CHRIS

I'm writing a video game now and mind control just kinda ended up being a big part of it.

I think its kind of inevitable if you have a fetish, it bleeds into your work. Hell, you already spend a lot of time thinking about it. That's why they call it a fetish.

The key is being self-aware enough to know, Am I using this fetish to further the story, or am I just writing wank?

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

So is she actually fat or is it just an illusion?

Claremont. too many times to choose from

psychic mind battle I think

She's probably at least a little unattractive in SOME way- maybe her face is fucked up or she's overweight, just something someone as vain as Emma would want to hide under an illusion- but the super fat Emma is probably an exaggeration of the truth to fuck with her.

I think I remember some What If or alt timeline thing where she was really old but put on a hot psychic appearance.

Wtf

Scott with Patrician taste

Second column, third panel looks like he has grotesquely engorged testes.

If there's anything wrong with her it's that she's a plastic surgery doll.

Scott could have just been calling her bluff
hell, i wouldn't put it past Jean to have mind tentacle monster molested him a few times

She admitted to getting a boob job after having a flashback to her tweeny years.

Yeah that was my point, Emma probably wouldn't just leave it up to illusion to be "perfect", she'd get herself chopped up to the point of addiction especially once she learned of all the people who can see right through her illusions.

I remember getting a slight boner off of this at 12 years old o have a fat/preggo fetish. Kill me.

Meant to say *i* not *o*

I bet cosmetic surgery gets weird in Marvel.

medical technology is weird in general there
you have soldiers and vets with basic prosthetic limbs
then you have some random private eye with a robot super arm walking around
there's also a bunch of drunken Australian kit bashed cyborgs that hang out with a pretty much fully synthetic Japanese woman that hate on mutants
really, its all really a matter of money or what you can get someone to write off as a tax break

> Every Chris Claremont comic

This surprisingly made me diamonds

Well this kind of stuff was kind of normal during the silver age so...

We haven't gotten to fat Karma yet in the X-men storytimes, but I know of it.

To be fair very few comic artists can draw fat, so it's instantly suspicious when one is actually able to do it decently. Although her face is rendered a bit too poorly for it to have been a fetish thing.

Now, everything Gail Simone did with Giganta? Definitely a sex thing.

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Everything Palmiotti/Conner write

Claremont's X-men run. Fuck, just X-Men in general, man.

Beto's Love and Rockets comics. Nigga had some really weird ones too like that belly button shit.

was it author fetish fuel?

have you seen mockingbird? Jesus christ they lost it.

that'd a marvel zombies though

The Totally Awesome Hulk (really, thats the books title)
its fun.

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You forgot the ageplay. This whole scene.

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God bless Frank Cho.

>Ever see shit like this happen in a comic and go 'Yeah, the author got their rocks off to this'?

>Collected works of Fred Perry.jpg

>Hal Jordan being a goddamn pedophile
>Batman and Catwoman fucking in full costume in a stranger's house
>Big Barda being forced to strip and fuck Superman
>Domino getting stripped butt naked by red She-Hulk
>Bendis' BM/WF fetish
>Dogfucker
>Anissa raping Invincible
>Nightwing/Tarantula non-consentual sex
>Harley Quinn gangbang

This. Moore and Claremont are the two biggest pervs in comics.

OLd man logan does that

what's her name... please

Is this supposed to be a punishment or a foreplay?

Nanny

Who's this dwarf Sinestro?

Hector Hammond, different GL villain.

Are you, is EVERYONE, forgetting that Byrne is an actual pedophile and it's obvious in a lot of his work?

And if not pedo, he'll just go for a huge age gap, like in Alpha Flight when a middle-aged man got with a not-quite-legal teen.

Bendis because he didn't like the relationship and literally said that no one had written a good book with them together because Bendis clearly doesn't know what good comics are like.

CUTE
U
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Hot chicks and dinosaurs is like, a subgenre of comics all unto itself.

>Byrne is an actual pedophile

Where is the evidence

What's wrong with a pre-teen meeting an adult and falling in love with them? (Fantastic Four).

pretty hot, for a girl

Not exactly proof but damn, he talks about it a lot.

>Magneto's robot
I'm...not surprised, actually.

Have you read any of his comics or seen what he says on his forum

No that's why I'm asking

>Kitty has a secret fat fetish

Porn is cheating.

Who's the writer?

There's never been any doubt in my mind. But as long as it's 2D pedophilia I don't mind.

It's come up in a lot of his work over the years, and he's discussed pedophilia on his site before.
He argues that there's nothing wrong with being a pedophile so long as you don't act on it.
Which I suppose is fair, but he's still a creepy asshole.

>13 year old Kitty and adult Peter
>young teenage Lana, old Superman, kissing while everybody else is just like whatever
>12 year old Sue, older Reed, literally getting hot under the collar for her and she has a band aid on her knee
>Underaged mothers in Next Men
>OMACs saving post-apocalyptic survivors in return for young teenage girls

>Cute skinny girl gets possessed by a guy
>Uses her body to indulge as much as he wants
>She ends up a whale and has to deal with it when she gets her body back
Definitely sounds like some fetish shit to me.

Cyclops being right once more

Karma's life is never ending horror.

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year old Kitty and adult Peter
I'll admit I've fapped to JJfrenchie's art of that.

What did they think Thai people were? Those Pirates are fucking Orcs.

This is why magneto is fucking BASED

>ridiculous leaps and bounds in transhumanism
>mutants, inhumans, and otherwise gifted people with the capability to heal people or straight up bring them back from the dead
>sorcerers who can do that
>reality warpers
>Super scientists
>Still can't cure cancer save for the xenophobic isolationist African country.

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>Dogfucker
Explain.

That could either be Karma's trauma or Dani's power to show people's their worst fear.

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I HAD FORGOTTEN

WHY

That reminds me, SDCC starts July 21st.

Steve Englehart

He built it in revenge for the way he was kept as a de-aged baby on Muir Island. Which is a pretty convoluted way for Claremont to justify putting the X-Men through his personal wank bank material, but you have to admire the way he tried his hardest to tie it to actual story continuity and character motivation.